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(Marketwatch)   Russell Stover candy company for sale. Prospective buyers can request a sampler   (marketwatch.com) divider line 9
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637 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Feb 2014 at 10:50 AM (25 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-22 08:43:36 AM
Candy you love as a kid, because it tastes chocolatey and has an insane amount of sugar in it. As an adult, it tastes like sugary poop.
 
2014-02-22 11:11:25 AM
Goodby, Smokey Stover
 
2014-02-22 11:49:20 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Candy you love as a kid, because it tastes chocolatey and has an insane amount of sugar in it. As an adult, it tastes like sugary poop.


Their coconut clusters scoff in your general direction.
 
2014-02-22 01:44:41 PM
I used to get the Russel Stover's dark chocolate assortment. Then they started putting less chocolates in the box, so I quit buying them. Not sure if that was the effect they were going for.
 
2014-02-22 02:28:43 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a box of the stuff outside of the ass-end of the aisle of a drug store. $1 billion? Seriously?
 
2014-02-22 03:07:15 PM
Maybe they can be bought by someone who wants to make a decent sugar-free chocolate that won't have you on a toilet all afternoon.
 
2014-02-22 03:53:53 PM

xsarien: I don't think I've ever seen a box of the stuff outside of the ass-end of the aisle of a drug store. $1 billion? Seriously?


Walmart carries the stuff and its decent, not top of the line but far from the bottom of the line.
 
2014-02-23 12:42:03 AM

xsarien: I don't think I've ever seen a box of the stuff outside of the ass-end of the aisle of a drug store. $1 billion? Seriously?


You see it a lot in TX, but they've got a factory there. Maybe they keep to a small distribution range.
 
2014-02-23 04:12:48 AM

Pentaxian: Maybe they can be bought by someone who wants to make a decent sugar-free chocolate that won't have you on a toilet all afternoon.


Just give up and poop yourself. I mean, or don't eat sugar-free candy.  But sitting around all day waiting for the unstoppable couple of wet farts is a fool's errand. Much less time consuming to go about your day and clean up when it happens.
 
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