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(Daily Mail)   High school teacher gets probation after boinking 16 year old student. Because she was C) reasonably attractive and female. Bonus: she wrote an apology letter to the student's mom   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 157
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2014-02-22 02:37:46 AM
FTFA: She is also believed to have been drinking.

Whoa!  I didn't see that coming.
 
2014-02-22 08:42:18 AM
I would probate her. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-02-22 09:11:39 AM
Poor penmanship. 6/10 you can do better.
 
2014-02-22 10:12:24 AM
So it wasn't a case of rape-rape?
 
2014-02-22 10:13:04 AM
I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.
 
2014-02-22 10:13:59 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-22 10:14:45 AM

BumpInTheNight: I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.


What double standard is that?  That if this had been a male teacher and a female student, they might have lynched him by now?

Perish the thought.
 
2014-02-22 10:15:16 AM

Tr0mBoNe: Poor penmanship. 6/10 you can do better.


I'd think it would be graded 6/9.

On another note.... I'm not sure what people expect when you have 25 and under very cute school teachers that could still pass for being a HS senior.
 
2014-02-22 10:15:54 AM
What the fark kind of zero effort apology letter is that? Might as well go with "Soz; banged your kid! My bad, LOL!"
 
2014-02-22 10:17:52 AM
I just don't understand the thought process behind making the decision to cross the line in these cases. Where are you mentally in life that makes you say to yourself Hmmm I think throwing away my life/career/time and all the money I've spent to get me where I am today just to get laid.

/Oh look, a penny.
 
2014-02-22 10:17:55 AM
Complete and utter bullshiat.  If a male teacher boinked a 16 year old student it wouldn't matter how many apology letters he wrote he'd still go to prison.  Nice farking double standard.
 
2014-02-22 10:18:59 AM
FTFA:
"'The men get 25 to life, but a woman gets a slap on the wrist with only a $5,000 fine,' said Mario Salinas, a student at Brazosport High School. 'If it was a guy, a male teacher with a female student, it wouldn't be the same,' agreed Oscar Guttierrez, another student."

Eeyup
 
2014-02-22 10:19:17 AM
Dear MoSILF,
 
2014-02-22 10:19:58 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: If men started calling shiat like this part of "rape culture" do you think the coonts that go on and on and on about it would finally STFU about it, or find a way to blame this kinda shiat on men/patriarchy/whargarble/etc also?


It's much easier to blame than it is to shut up.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-22 10:20:47 AM
Reminds me of the apology some high school boys in my area had to offer after they got oral from a 15 year old girl. I bet they were sorry it blew up in their faces like they blew up in hers. I wonder if they were grinning as they recounted the horrible incident at their sentencing hearing. (Google Milton sex scandal for more.)
 
2014-02-22 10:22:17 AM

Tr0mBoNe: Poor penmanship. 6/10 you can do better.


I'm surprised that she didn't dot her I's with a smiley face.
 
2014-02-22 10:22:20 AM

Welcome to Fark Feminism Discussion Club

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2014-02-22 10:23:55 AM
rape is rape
 
2014-02-22 10:25:02 AM
WHY DID THIS NEVER HAPPEN WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN WHY OH WHY
 
2014-02-22 10:25:30 AM
Yeah another sexist judgment!
 
2014-02-22 10:25:55 AM

dletter: Tr0mBoNe: Poor penmanship. 6/10 you can do better.

I'd think it would be graded 6/9.

On another note.... I'm not sure what people expect when you have 25 and under very cute school teachers that could still pass for being a HS senior.


I turned 20 when I started my junior year in college.  Beginning of the year I went down to the school career office to look for a part time job.  The counselor asked me if I had completed 60 credits.  I answered in the affirmative, and she said, "Great!  How would you like a job as a substitute teacher?"   I asked where I would be teaching, she informed me that it could be at any of the local public schools .but the local high school had calls for subs almost daily.  The local high school had quite a few 19 year old "students".  I politely declined.
 
2014-02-22 10:28:22 AM
I am looking forward to reading the outrage-filled Jezebel article.
 
2014-02-22 10:32:24 AM

BumpInTheNight: I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.


[march, march, march]
This is a pretty terrible double standard. 10 years probation and never teaching minors again is a reasonable penalty for sex with an almost-17 year old student, regardless of the gender of the teacher. Men are overcharged, because of a misogynistic belief that sex is somehow worse for a teen girl than for a teen boy.

How's that?
 
2014-02-22 10:33:14 AM

soakitincider: rape is rape


Unless no means yes.  It all boils down to what you mean by the use of the word "is".

A Kazakhstani comments:

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2014-02-22 10:34:34 AM

silverjets: Complete and utter bullshiat.  If a male teacher boinked a 16 year old student it wouldn't matter how many apology letters he wrote he'd still go to prison.  Nice farking double standard.


The problem is not that she got probation.  There's absolutely no reason she should have gone to jail, I actually think 10 years of probation, a lifetime prohibition on teaching, and a $5k fine are too harsh.  I think a year of probation and a 5 year teaching prohibition would be plenty.  Maybe a $100 fine.

The problem is that a man would have been treated far worse.  You're probably right, a man would likely get at least some jail time, and that shouldn't happen either.
 
2014-02-22 10:34:45 AM

soakitincider: rape is rape


So voluntary sex with a minor (statutory rape) is the same thing as forcing yourself on an unwilling victim (real rape)?

/also, sort of want. She looks a bit like Lisa Kudrow in the 2nd picture
 
2014-02-22 10:34:59 AM
Sorry for giving your son a head start and an absolutely stellar puberty. I realize that your preference would be that he should be masturbating all of this time.
 
2014-02-22 10:35:04 AM

Theaetetus: BumpInTheNight: I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.

[march, march, march]
This is a pretty terrible double standard. 10 years probation and never teaching minors again is a reasonable penalty for sex with an almost-17 year old student, regardless of the gender of the teacher. Men are overcharged, because of a misogynistic belief that sex is somehow worse for a teen girl than for a teen boy.

How's that?


The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.
 
2014-02-22 10:35:43 AM
age of consent is 17 in houston.  kid here was apparently almost 17.

this is more a case of "using one's head when passing judgement" than anything.  she didn't deserve jail.
 
2014-02-22 10:40:51 AM
Fissile: Theaetetus: BumpInTheNight: I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.

[march, march, march]
This is a pretty terrible double standard. 10 years probation and never teaching minors again is a reasonable penalty for sex with an almost-17 year old student, regardless of the gender of the teacher. Men are overcharged, because of a misogynistic belief that sex is somehow worse for a teen girl than for a teen boy.

How's that?

The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.

that particularly lame distinction without a difference commomment has just made you the target of dozens of beej related replies, now being typed.
 
2014-02-22 10:43:24 AM

Bomb Head Mohammed: Fissile: Theaetetus: BumpInTheNight: I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.

[march, march, march]
This is a pretty terrible double standard. 10 years probation and never teaching minors again is a reasonable penalty for sex with an almost-17 year old student, regardless of the gender of the teacher. Men are overcharged, because of a misogynistic belief that sex is somehow worse for a teen girl than for a teen boy.

How's that?

The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.

that particularly lame distinction without a difference commomment has just made you the target of dozens of beej related replies, now being typed.


See, you'd think that they'd realize that could be worse - your teenage son gets the teacher pregnant, and if she refuses to do anything about it, he's now a teen dad and responsible for child support for the next 18 years. If your teen daughter gets pregnant, you take her off to the clinic and push through the crowd of misogynistic Farkers and take care of the matter.
 
2014-02-22 10:43:52 AM

Fissile: dletter: Tr0mBoNe: Poor penmanship. 6/10 you can do better.

I'd think it would be graded 6/9.

On another note.... I'm not sure what people expect when you have 25 and under very cute school teachers that could still pass for being a HS senior.

I turned 20 when I started my junior year in college.  Beginning of the year I went down to the school career office to look for a part time job.  The counselor asked me if I had completed 60 credits.  I answered in the affirmative, and she said, "Great!  How would you like a job as a substitute teacher?"   I asked where I would be teaching, she informed me that it could be at any of the local public schools .but the local high school had calls for subs almost daily.  The local high school had quite a few 19 year old "students".  I politely declined.


I taught 9th grade when I was 22.  One day a group of girls says something like 'you're not old enough to be a teacher' and I said yes I was.  So I explained I was 22.  Then one of the girls says "I have boyfriends older than you".  I noted the plural.  She was 15.
 
2014-02-22 10:44:48 AM

Fissile: The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.


this, and also this - an older man will often have to groom a young girl for sex, working on her for some time before he finally seals the deal, so to speak.  all an older woman has to do to have sex with a younger boy is say "hey, I'll let you put that in me".  and let's face it - all 16 year old boys are thinking about is sex.  well, and xbox.
 
2014-02-22 10:45:51 AM

Gunther: What the fark kind of zero effort apology letter is that? Might as well go with "Soz; banged your kid! My bad, LOL!"


Seriously. "I got caught, now I'm sorry"? And she walks away?

She is pretty hot, though...The luckiest boy in the world SP meme applies here.
 
2014-02-22 10:45:57 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: Theaetetus: because of a misogynistic whargarble . . . .

Sorry, but you can't blame a belief that's kept alive simply as it gives women shiat tons of unearned privileges, advantages, and get out of responsibility free cards on "misogyny."


Since it gives women shiat tons more of penalties and disadvantages, I most certainly can.

I believe the word you're looking for is misandry, since it's the belief that sex with a man is de facto bad because men are de facto bad.

"Boys will be boys" = misandry? You're funny.

If feminists really believed this was wrong, if they really believed it was your phantom farking misogyny fueling this shiat, they'd be out in droves protesting it and demanding lighter sentences for men and harsher sentences for women.

But that would put a dent in their perma-victimhood cred, and, you know, might actually result in a legal system or a society treated women as legitimate equals of men, even when it's time to take a bite out of the shiat sandwich, and that's the very last thing they'd ever want. So, instead, crickets.

 
I just did. You dismissed it as whargarbl. Is this some sort of "No True Feminist" fallacy you've got going?
 
2014-02-22 10:49:55 AM
Nikki Scherwitz? More like Nikki SCHWINGwitz, amirite?
 
2014-02-22 10:50:38 AM

brandent: I taught 9th grade when I was 22. One day a group of girls says something like 'you're not old enough to be a teacher' and I said yes I was. So I explained I was 22. Then one of the girls says "I have boyfriends older than you". I noted the plural. She was 15.


common.  my own wife was knocked up at 15 by a 25 year old.  it's because girls at 15 think they are mature, so they seek out older (often college) guys.  older college guys, knowing that 15 year old girls are  not only NOT mature, but stupid and gullible, target them for easy pussy.
 
2014-02-22 10:55:06 AM

Gunther: What the fark kind of zero effort apology letter is that? Might as well go with "Soz; banged your kid! My bad, LOL!"


"I'm sorry you were offended that your son's penis entered my vagina."
 
2014-02-22 10:55:21 AM

brandent: Fissile: dletter: Tr0mBoNe: Poor penmanship. 6/10 you can do better.

I'd think it would be graded 6/9.

On another note.... I'm not sure what people expect when you have 25 and under very cute school teachers that could still pass for being a HS senior.

I turned 20 when I started my junior year in college.  Beginning of the year I went down to the school career office to look for a part time job.  The counselor asked me if I had completed 60 credits.  I answered in the affirmative, and she said, "Great!  How would you like a job as a substitute teacher?"   I asked where I would be teaching, she informed me that it could be at any of the local public schools .but the local high school had calls for subs almost daily.  The local high school had quite a few 19 year old "students".  I politely declined.

I taught 9th grade when I was 22.  One day a group of girls says something like 'you're not old enough to be a teacher' and I said yes I was.  So I explained I was 22.  Then one of the girls says "I have boyfriends older than you".  I noted the plural.  She was 15.


I knew that even at 20 years old.  To quote one of the characters from the movie, Blackboard Jungle, "Think of the 20 year jail sentences."
 
2014-02-22 10:55:24 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FTFA:
"'The men get 25 to life, but a woman gets a slap on the wrist with only a $5,000 fine,' said Mario Salinas, a student at Brazosport High School. 'If it was a guy, a male teacher with a female student, it wouldn't be the same,' agreed Oscar Guttierrez, another student."

Eeyup


Young man, you've had the blinders removed from your eyes, now understand, this shiat never ends.
 
2014-02-22 10:55:29 AM
The double standard is indeed a problem, but in the cases of the student being over the age of consent, it shouldn't be a jailable offense.  Fire them yes, but why incarcerate them?  I'd feel the same if it was a 30-something male teacher and a 17-year-old female student.  She's of legal age to consent, so if they want to fark, let them fark.  Just don't allow him to teach at that school anymore, and suspend his license for about 5 years.

I do believe there are instances where the students are not willing participants, and if there's any hint of coercion or undo shenanigans going on, then I'd be okay with putting the teacher behind bars for a while, but otherwise it shouldn't be a criminal matter.
 
2014-02-22 10:55:51 AM
Loneliness can make people do all kinds of things.  It doesn't excuse her behavior in this case, but it is an understandable factor in cases like this.  What I would like to propose, in order to protect future children, is to make my services available, free of charge, to attractive female high school teachers, to be used sexually by them, so that they can get any pent up sexual frustration out of their system, and thus not be tempted to cross this very serious line.  I am sure I will be joined in this endeavor by many of the Fark communities best and finest.  I don't expect thanks or compensation for this sacrifice, it is just in my nature to be a giver.  Well, unless someone wants money, food, or labor, then they need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps.  However, in this endeavor, I am willing to give of myself, for the sake of the children.
 
2014-02-22 10:56:13 AM

oh_please: She is pretty hot, though...The luckiest boy in the world SP meme applies here.


Agreed. The line in TFA about her showing up at an after-prom party with a buzz, barefoot and wearing a cut-off shirt is still making my pants feel funny.
 
2014-02-22 10:56:48 AM
More like, Brazzersport High School, amiright?

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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-22 10:57:29 AM
I don't see why she should get anything more than community service.

I would volunteer to be the member of the community who she has to service!
 
2014-02-22 10:58:09 AM

frepnog: Fissile: The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.

this, and also this - an older man will often have to groom a young girl for sex, working on her for some time before he finally seals the deal, so to speak.  all an older woman has to do to have sex with a younger boy is say "hey, I'll let you put that in me".  and let's face it - all 16 year old boys are thinking about is sex.  well, and xbox.


I dunno, there were a number of girls at my school who regularly went trolling for older men.....they didn't need much "grooming".
 
2014-02-22 10:58:16 AM
Bravo, subby - that is the cutest "reasonably attractive" teacher I've ever seen here.  She's certainly worth flirting with, without shame from all but just a handful of people

Bravo, bravo.  Where "hot" is a 4 and "cute" is a 2 or 3, it's nice to see a "reasonably attractive" 6/7
 
2014-02-22 11:00:02 AM

Fissile: frepnog: Fissile: The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.

this, and also this - an older man will often have to groom a young girl for sex, working on her for some time before he finally seals the deal, so to speak.  all an older woman has to do to have sex with a younger boy is say "hey, I'll let you put that in me".  and let's face it - all 16 year old boys are thinking about is sex.  well, and xbox.

I dunno, there were a number of girls at my school who regularly went trolling for older men.....they didn't need much "grooming".


Shiat, in my high school many of the sophomore girls on up to the seniors were dating guys in their 20s.
 
2014-02-22 11:01:46 AM

Theaetetus: Bomb Head Mohammed: Fissile: Theaetetus: BumpInTheNight: I'll just be here patiently waiting for the feminists to march in and biatch about this particular double standard.

[march, march, march]
This is a pretty terrible double standard. 10 years probation and never teaching minors again is a reasonable penalty for sex with an almost-17 year old student, regardless of the gender of the teacher. Men are overcharged, because of a misogynistic belief that sex is somehow worse for a teen girl than for a teen boy.

How's that?

The idea is that a randy old lady isn't going to send your teen son home with a bun in the oven.

that particularly lame distinction without a difference commomment has just made you the target of dozens of beej related replies, now being typed.

See, you'd think that they'd realize that could be worse - your teenage son gets the teacher pregnant, and if she refuses to do anything about it, he's now a teen dad and responsible for child support for the next 18 years. If your teen daughter gets pregnant, you take her off to the clinic and push through the crowd of misogynistic Farkers and take care of the matter.


Nope.  That's not how the law works.  If a woman gets pregnant by having sex with an underage boy, it's her problem.
 
2014-02-22 11:03:18 AM

LesserEvil: More like, Brazzersport High School, amiright?

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More like Brazzerspurts High School, amiright?
 
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