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(Chicago Trib)   Couple refuses to pay for cab ride after they had sex in the back seat. "We thought the show would be payment enough"   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 76
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2014-02-22 12:01:02 AM
Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."
 
2014-02-22 12:05:14 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."


Gay's got nothin to do with it.  Regular people having sex is not sexy to anyone except the people having sex.  And in a cab?  The smell was probably awful.
 
2014-02-22 12:08:03 AM
Nonono

/capitalism works the OTHER way
 
2014-02-22 12:27:50 AM
I saw this in an episode of Taxicab Confessions.
 
2014-02-22 01:07:47 AM
Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. Authorities said they took her to the police station, where she was eventually picked up by her brother.

Guy couldn't have let her stay at his place and given her a ride home the next day?
 
2014-02-22 01:14:20 AM
The show?  How's he supposed to buy gas with that?
 
2014-02-22 01:26:01 AM
why does subby have a quote in their headline that appears nowhere in the story?

pretty weak effort.

/and just dumb too
 
2014-02-22 01:39:16 AM
Typically when something is in quotes in the headline, it actually appears in the article, subby.
 
2014-02-22 03:31:55 AM

Lsherm: Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."

Gay's got nothin to do with it.  Regular people having sex is not sexy to anyone except the people having sex.  And in a cab?  The smell was probably awful.


It was probably bearable until scat play, and water sports finally reared their ugly heads.
 
2014-02-22 03:48:39 AM
Yeah, hard to get the stank out afterwards. Hope the dude had bagged it at least.
 
2014-02-22 04:14:37 AM
fta the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt,

What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-02-22 04:24:09 AM
A show would be 2 cute lezzies in the back seat eating muff. Having some dude's junk out and about isn't a farking show, it's just gross.
 
2014-02-22 04:27:24 AM
From Rosemont to Orland Park, that's one hell of a cab ride. I bet he picked them up at Ram.
 
2014-02-22 04:31:44 AM
My outrage kind of depends on what these people look like.
 
2014-02-22 04:32:21 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."


I guess that multi-billion dollar porn industry is completely subsidized by the government then?  Filthy liberals and their socialism!
 
2014-02-22 04:33:00 AM

Lsherm: Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."

Gay's got nothin to do with it.  Regular people having sex is not sexy to anyone except the people having sex.  And in a cab?  The smell was probably awful.


woops- meant to be responding to this comment.
 
2014-02-22 04:39:59 AM

juvandy: Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."

I guess that multi-billion dollar porn industry is completely subsidized by the government then?  Filthy liberals and their socialism!


It's been my experience, that outside of porn movies, the people having sex in public places are normally the very last people you want to see having sex in a public space.  Given the city in question, I am imagining a 300lb woman under the delusion that she is a supermodel, and a guy with something growing out of his neck, that looks like a cross between a baseball and a small plant.
 
2014-02-22 04:46:59 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: juvandy: Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."

I guess that multi-billion dollar porn industry is completely subsidized by the government then?  Filthy liberals and their socialism!

It's been my experience, that outside of porn movies, the people having sex in public places are normally the very last people you want to see having sex in a public space.  Given the city in question, I am imagining a 300lb woman under the delusion that she is a supermodel, and a guy with something growing out of his neck, that looks like a cross between a baseball and a small plant.


Yep. When it comes to these things, the people you almost always see naked aren't the type of people you want to see naked.
 
2014-02-22 04:55:16 AM
Gas, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free.
 
2014-02-22 05:04:27 AM
Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.
 
2014-02-22 05:31:51 AM
"Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. "
He is a class act.
 
2014-02-22 05:42:05 AM
Subby is 14-years-old. Your Penthouse fantasy letters should not translate into Fark headlines.
 
2014-02-22 05:42:27 AM

TaxiDriver: "Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. "
He is a class act.


Eh. They were both trashy enough to have sex in a taxi. She really shouldn't expect more. Act like a tramp, get treated like one.
 
2014-02-22 05:56:20 AM
I need pics, but I'm imagining white trash ugly. Is that racist? The story doesn't relate the race.
 
2014-02-22 06:02:45 AM

TaxiDriver: "Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. "
He is a class act.


He was lucky she wasn't from Aurora. He would have got cut.

Elgin and Aurora are sister cities and let me tell you those sisters are a couple of skanky biatches.
 
2014-02-22 06:08:47 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: juvandy: Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."

I guess that multi-billion dollar porn industry is completely subsidized by the government then?  Filthy liberals and their socialism!

It's been my experience, that outside of porn movies, the people having sex in public places are normally the very last people you want to see having sex in a public space.  Given the city in question, I am imagining a 300lb woman under the delusion that she is a supermodel, and a guy with something growing out of his neck, that looks like a cross between a baseball and a small plant.


You kidding me? Chicago has a LOT of hot women.
 
2014-02-22 06:11:40 AM

EvilEgg: I need pics, but I'm imagining white trash ugly. Is that racist? The story doesn't relate the race.


Well Orland Park is a rich area, so most likely white.
 
2014-02-22 06:13:42 AM
The show is worthless.
 
2014-02-22 06:29:43 AM

Lsherm: Candygram4Mongo: Cabbie can simply respond, "I'm gay, and I am charging you double for subjecting me to this horrifying trauma."

Gay's got nothin to do with it.  Regular people having sex is not sexy to anyone except the people having sex.  And in a cab?  The smell was probably awful.


The people who tend to be exhibitionists tend to be the kind of people you least want to see naked.  My friend works as a Go-Go dancer at this monthly fetish event.  I believe her comment after her first shift was, "I didn't know so many mall Santas were into kink."
 
2014-02-22 06:31:44 AM

EvilEgg: I need pics, but I'm imagining white trash ugly. Is that racist? The story doesn't relate the race.


It's only racist if you're not white.
Though if they were white trash, I wonder what the hell they needed a cabbie for. Trailerparks aren't that big.
 
2014-02-22 06:34:01 AM

starsrift: EvilEgg: I need pics, but I'm imagining white trash ugly. Is that racist? The story doesn't relate the race.

It's only racist if you're not white.
Though if they were white trash, I wonder what the hell they needed a cabbie for. Trailerparks aren't that big.


If they were black, they would have stolen the cab. Or at least fled the scene after beating the cabbie.
 
2014-02-22 06:45:31 AM
dont fark in a taxi
 
2014-02-22 06:51:54 AM

iron de havilland: Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.


You talkin' to me?
 
2014-02-22 06:54:28 AM
So he nailed her in a cab then ditched her 50 miles from home. I'm guessing there won't be a second date.
 
2014-02-22 06:56:03 AM
My outrage is for the fledgling author, Subby. Keep your fiction out of our headlines. Idiot.
 
2014-02-22 06:58:09 AM
I was a cabdriver down near Atlantic City, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies...

I worked six or seven 12-hour night shifts per week, and made fabulous money  -- and, even better, I didn't have time to spend it. I met all kinds of fascinating people -- drug dealers (and their customers), professional women (and their employers & customers), policemen, drunks, rich teenagers, dancers, gamblers, business owners, the "Motel Poor," and everyone else you can imagine. I got to drive like a fighter pilot, and the cops let me get away with it.

I also came close to death several times, saw things I wish I hadn't, did things I'm not proud of, and developed a cynicism that has never quite left me...

Just about the only thing that matters to a cabbie is getting paid. The freak show transpiring in the back seat every night is a bonus, but nothing that might happen back there replaces cash. I've seen cab drivers turn down sex, drugs and rock-n-roll to make it down to Somers Point before the bars close. We aren't giving anyone a free ride: even if it's Katy Perry and her head is busy on our lap the whole way, she still pays the meter plus tip.
 
2014-02-22 06:58:20 AM
I would pay most 31-year old Elginites to keep their clothes on.

/Elgonians?
//Elginers?
///jerks
 
2014-02-22 07:14:06 AM

abhorrent1: So he nailed her in a cab then ditched her 50 miles from home. I'm guessing there won't be a second date.


Hah, I'll bet their divorce proceedings make Fark in 3 years.
 
2014-02-22 07:16:27 AM

GopherGuts: Just about the only thing that matters to a cabbie is getting paid. The freak show transpiring in the back seat every night is a bonus, but nothing that might happen back there replaces cash. I've seen cab drivers turn down sex, drugs and rock-n-roll to make it down to Somers Point before the bars close. We aren't giving anyone a free ride: even if it's Katy Perry and her head is busy on our lap the whole way, she still pays the meter plus tip.


/csb and everything but even though I'm a sex worker I would say I'm like a 7 out of 10, especially in the Bay Area. And I either dress conservatively or very tomboyish (woot shirts and jean shorts babies!) And nowhere else in the world have I had SO many cabbies want to exchange sex for my fare. A fare that is also waaaay below my hourly (not that I'd entertain the thought, I'm a Domme...not what I do. If they wanted a beating, then perhaps). I'm actually relieved when I see a Sikh cabbie, they are the ONLY ones to *never* do this. There are others that haven't but they're the only ones who are consistent about it.

I don't blame you guys if you don't believe it, I wouldn't have either. But since I stopped driving and take cabs solo for things like doctors appts it's been a real problem.
 
2014-02-22 07:19:48 AM

fusillade762: Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. Authorities said they took her to the police station, where she was eventually picked up by her brother.

Guy couldn't have let her stay at his place and given her a ride home the next day?


I'm guessing he lives with mom, and mom went outside when she saw the cops and paid for the taxi to save herself the trouble of picking him up from the station/jail.  He doesn't likely even own a car.  This is why some people need other people to have beer goggles on to get laid.  I can just imagine the fun conversation she had with her brother.  The mom is likely used to her son's stupid by now.

I recall hearing of a strange NY law about taxi drivers could receive sexual favors as a means of payment.  However, making them watch isn't going to cover a $83 ride.
 
2014-02-22 07:21:47 AM

fusillade762: Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. Authorities said they took her to the police station, where she was eventually picked up by her brother.

Guy couldn't have let her stay at his place and given her a ride home the next day?


Since he paid with his mom's card I'm going to guess that the reason he did that and the reason they had sex in a cab is because he still lives with his parents.
 
2014-02-22 07:23:37 AM
Well that was a super weird thing to get beaten out for. I didin't even realize I had to rush.
 
2014-02-22 07:31:43 AM
Lsherm:  Regular people having sex is not sexy to anyone except the people having sex

Isn't 'regular people' just another porn category?
 
2014-02-22 07:34:31 AM
Winners all around!  Can't wait to read about the brawl at their wedding!
 
2014-02-22 07:34:40 AM
You know where else this doesn't work ? Wendy's.  My offer that I would let them watch me jack it in return for a Baconator was not taken kindly.  I'm glad I asked first. That's the important thing.
 
2014-02-22 07:45:01 AM
So I got busted by the police:
DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX!
I paid with my mom's credit card
DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX!
Her brother had to give her a ride from the police station
DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX!
 
2014-02-22 07:58:40 AM

abhorrent1: So he nailed her in a cab then ditched her 50 miles from home. I'm guessing there won't be a second date.


Why would he? She's obviously a total slut. Not exactly someone he wants to meet mom.

Why would she? He's obviously a total loser. A 27 year old who uses mom's credit card?

Maybe they're destined to be together: a slut and a loser destined to be on Maury.
 
2014-02-22 07:59:23 AM

Mentalpatient87: abhorrent1: So he nailed her in a cab then ditched her 50 miles from home. I'm guessing there won't be a second date.

Hah, I'll bet their divorce proceedings make Fark in 3 years.


I'll take the under.
 
2014-02-22 08:06:44 AM

fusillade762: Guy couldn't have let her stay at his place and given her a ride home the next day?


Translation: she was hideous and he couldn't GTFO fast enough as soon as he unloaded.
 
2014-02-22 08:08:43 AM

fusillade762: Prompted by the presence of police, the 27-year-old man used his mother's credit card to pay the debt, leaving the 31-year-old Elgin woman to find her way home, police said. Authorities said they took her to the police station, where she was eventually picked up by her brother.

Guy couldn't have let her stay at his place and given her a ride home the next day?


I'm sure his mother would have been THRILLED about that.
 
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