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(Sun Sentinel)   Woman arrested for dialing 911 several times because she was tired of the store employee asking her to get out of the shopping cart   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 29
    More: Florida, woman arrested, Catherine Dajnowski, West Boca, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office  
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2014-02-21 08:00:49 PM
How utterly Florida.
 
2014-02-21 08:48:34 PM
Dajnowski dialed 911 a third time while a deputy was standing with her

It's almost like she WANTED to be arrested.
 
2014-02-21 09:06:40 PM
 
2014-02-21 09:40:13 PM
So, the act that involved her sitting in a shopping cart calling 911 to complain because the store clerk wanted her to get out of it actually took place two months ago.  The paper was merely reporting she had been picked up on a bench warrant for failure to appear for the original offense.  But then, I guess just printing this item in a police blotter rather than giving it two columns of reportage because FLORIDIANS LOVE TO READ ABOUT STUPID FLORIDIANS!
 
2014-02-21 09:50:31 PM
She got out of the cart, didn't she?
 
2014-02-21 10:03:45 PM
I don't want to go in get out of the cart!
 
2014-02-21 10:05:06 PM
That poor lady looks 20 years older than her stated age of 40!
Maybe she felt all safe and secure in the shopping cart like a dog feels safe in his den.
 
2014-02-21 10:05:19 PM
If I were that store employee, I would have left the crazy woman alone. Most stores hire outside companies to pick up their lost shopping carts, wash the carts and remove the meth addicts. Ain't that America?
 
2014-02-21 10:10:40 PM
Well of course she didn't show up in court.

How could she get there if you've taken away her cart, FFS?
 
2014-02-21 10:12:56 PM
40 x n , where n < 1.5 and > 2
 
2014-02-21 10:13:55 PM
Damn!

40 x n, where n > 1.5 and < 2
 
2014-02-21 10:14:31 PM

Delay: If I were that store employee, I would have left the crazy woman alone. Most stores hire outside companies to pick up their lost shopping carts, wash the carts and remove the meth addicts. Ain't that America?


From what it sounded like this was in the parking lot of the store. Also, I've never seen any of those guys that collect the carts ever try to take one from someone.
 
2014-02-21 10:21:28 PM
She probably thought she was driving a Fiat 500.
 
2014-02-21 10:35:29 PM
She looks like she musta been something before electricity.Not forty
 
2014-02-21 10:48:03 PM

Delay: If I were that store employee, I would have left the crazy woman alone. Most stores hire outside companies to pick up their lost shopping carts, wash the carts and remove the meth addicts. Ain't that America?


I washed my cart... in San Francisco.
 
2014-02-21 11:03:59 PM

dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!


Oh, don't be such a baby.
 
2014-02-21 11:10:14 PM

SurfaceTension: Catherine Dajnowski, 40

http://www.trbimg.com/img-5307d225/turbine/fl-catherine-dajnowski-jp g- 20140221/519/397x519

Meth is a helluva drug.


That makes sense. She looks more like "pushing 60" than 40.

I think I may have known her during my SoFla years. Seriously lol
 
2014-02-21 11:27:41 PM

ciberido: dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!

Oh, don't be such a baby.


Look, isn't there something you can do?
 
2014-02-21 11:41:24 PM

fugeeface: ciberido: dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Look, isn't there something you can do?


Not if she weighs more than a duck.
 
2014-02-21 11:52:33 PM

dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!


I think I'll go for a walk!
 
2014-02-21 11:52:58 PM

WelldeadLink: fugeeface: ciberido: dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Look, isn't there something you can do?

Not if she weighs more than a duck.


Then let me face the peril.
 
2014-02-21 11:54:32 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Damn!

40 x n, where n > 1.5 and < 2


I didn't know there would be math involved.
 
2014-02-22 12:01:35 AM

Sim Tree: dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!

I think I'll go for a walk roll!



FTFY.
 
2014-02-22 12:22:12 AM

fugeeface: WelldeadLink: fugeeface: ciberido: dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Look, isn't there something you can do?

Not if she weighs more than a duck.

Then let me face the peril.


No, it's too perilous!
 
2014-02-22 12:23:08 AM
What if he pushed her down an aisle, let go and yelled "Wheeeee!"? Would that have satisfied her?
 
2014-02-22 12:23:34 AM
Supermarkets here hire people with special needs to fetch carts. Now that would've been something to see.
 
2014-02-22 12:38:31 AM

fugeeface: WelldeadLink: fugeeface: ciberido: dualplains: I don't want to go in get out of the cart!

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Look, isn't there something you can do?

Not if she weighs more than a duck.

Then let me face the peril.


I don't know that!  AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2014-02-22 09:13:37 AM
www.trbimg.com

This is what 40 years of Florida-grade derp will do to you, kids. You won't even be able to get a mullet right.
 
2014-02-22 10:09:59 AM
that's a hard 60...
 
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