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(The Week)   Terrorists planning to use rabbits as weapons. In response, the US Dept. of Miscellaneous Weapons seek funding for development of a holy hand grenade   (theweek.com) divider line 63
    More: Scary, bioterrorism, Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory  
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2014-02-21 04:34:14 PM  
They've got huge, sharp... er... They can leap about.... LOOK AT THE BONES!!! XD
 
2014-02-21 04:37:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 05:43:50 PM  
We should fight back with pocket rockets.  They're not as clumsy or random as a rabbit.
 
2014-02-21 05:52:42 PM  
Be vewy, vewy, quiet....
 
2014-02-21 08:07:48 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Be vewy, vewy, quiet....


DUCK WEAPONS!
 
2014-02-21 08:47:16 PM  
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There she is. GET HER!
 
2014-02-21 09:13:17 PM  
One...two...five...
 
2014-02-21 09:17:27 PM  
Beat back the rabbits with this:

i636.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-21 09:17:54 PM  
Will they also develop the Holy Book or Armament ?
 
2014-02-21 09:19:22 PM  

Daedalus27: Beat back the rabbits with this:

[i636.photobucket.com image 400x400]


I like your style.
 
2014-02-21 09:21:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: One...two...five...


Five is just right out...
 
2014-02-21 09:25:41 PM  
Run away!!! run away!!!!
 
2014-02-21 09:25:52 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: We should fight back with pocket rockets.  They're not as clumsy or random as a rabbit.


Trained pigs with bombs strapped to them.
 
2014-02-21 09:26:54 PM  
In all seriousness I think the USA has little to worry about. Illiterate ignorant Arabs aren't going to be growing bioweapons in labs any time soon. They have a hard enough time figuring out how to use flush toilets.
 
2014-02-21 09:31:07 PM  

fusillade762: There she is. GET HER!


Night of the Lepus?
 
2014-02-21 09:31:33 PM  
Then we'll have to bless their bottoms.
 
2014-02-21 09:31:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: We should fight back with pocket rockets.  They're not as clumsy or random as a rabbit.


Sadly, no.  Pocket rockets are an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
 
2014-02-21 09:33:53 PM  
I'm submitting a test program for vorpal bunnies to DARPA right now.

/Hey look, a check for $5,000,000! Sweet!
 
2014-02-21 09:34:33 PM  
www.timothyhallinan.com
I KEEL YOU!!!!!
 
2014-02-21 09:36:43 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Illiterate ignorant Arabs aren't going to be growing bioweapons in labs any time soon.


Many of the terrorist leadership come from rather well-educated backgrounds. Granted, playing with bioweapons in low-budget secret camps is likely to have a high risk value, so it will certainly take them time, but it's a hell of a lot easier to construct and conceal than nuclear weapons.
 
2014-02-21 09:39:03 PM  
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Crikey! The lil bugger's gotta stingray!!

/aussies know the evil hearts of rabbits
 
2014-02-21 09:39:55 PM  
What, behind the rabbit?
 
2014-02-21 09:40:02 PM  

Boojum2k: I'm submitting a test program for vorpal bunnies to DARPA right now.

/Hey look, a check for $5,000,000! Sweet!


We're Through the Looking-Glass now!

/ I KNEW the word vorpal was familiar, somehow
 
2014-02-21 09:40:22 PM  
I got two greyhounds of freedom that hate rabbits (or any small furry animal of similar size (i.e. Taliban Bichon Frise)
 
2014-02-21 09:41:11 PM  
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes.
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
 
2014-02-21 09:41:27 PM  
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we'll send our finest
 
2014-02-21 09:42:15 PM  
s3.hubimg.com
 
2014-02-21 09:42:50 PM  
DRONES AREN'T DANGEROUS!
 
2014-02-21 09:44:45 PM  

iheartscotch: I KNEW the word vorpal was familiar, somehow


Snicker-Snack!
 
2014-02-21 09:45:38 PM  

iheartscotch: fusillade762: There she is. GET HER!

Night of the Lepus?


You watched Letterman last night, too?
 
2014-02-21 09:47:26 PM  

Boojum2k: iheartscotch: I KNEW the word vorpal was familiar, somehow

Snicker-Snack!


static.comicvine.com
 
2014-02-21 09:49:26 PM  

Boojum2k: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Illiterate ignorant Arabs aren't going to be growing bioweapons in labs any time soon.

Many of the terrorist leadership come from rather well-educated backgrounds. Granted, playing with bioweapons in low-budget secret camps is likely to have a high risk value, so it will certainly take them time, but it's a hell of a lot easier to construct and conceal than nuclear weapons.


Meh, I won't be worrying any time soon. Aum Shinrikiyo came closer than anyone; they had chemical and biowarfare labs that were easily the equal of any First World country's (they had hundreds of millions of dollars to play with, by the end), and some of the top scientists in the field; and yet they couldn't manage to kill more than a couple of dozen people with their top-quality sarin gas.

The chemicals and even the bioweapons are easy to craft: It's the delivery systems that are hard to put together and extremely expensive. Terrorists just can't get them, and not even the craziest rogue state will give them out. Aum could never get missiles for their sarin or bioweapons; it's unlikely that anyone would give Ansar al-sharia rockets for their anthrax or tularimeia.
 
2014-02-21 09:50:41 PM  

fusillade762: Boojum2k: iheartscotch: I KNEW the word vorpal was familiar, somehow

Snicker-Snack!

[static.comicvine.com image 319x500]


Love that series, but I like the original source more. Note the handle.

/Funny as hell when Snow White had the sword, and someone told her it was not a good idea to carry it laid across her shoulder next to her neck
 
2014-02-21 09:53:01 PM  

Must be running low on camels...


Crude cartoon... possibly NSFW

/Oldie but a goodie
//Hot like the desert sands
 
2014-02-21 09:53:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Aum could never get missiles for their sarin or bioweapons


It's not impossible, and in fact merely somewhat difficult, to make a contained version of some bug into a gel, and substitute it for something like hand cleanser, maybe at an airport, in the bathrooms outside the security gates. Maybe a little too easy for grandiose terrorists to come up with, but delivery systems for a bioweapon don't have to have propellant, just carriers.
 
2014-02-21 09:55:15 PM  

ciberido: Grand_Moff_Joseph: We should fight back with pocket rockets.  They're not as clumsy or random as a rabbit.

Sadly, no.  Pocket rockets are an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.


Well played.  :)
 
2014-02-21 09:55:57 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: In all seriousness I think the USA has little to worry about. Illiterate ignorant Arabs aren't going to be growing bioweapons in labs any time soon. They have a hard enough time figuring out how to use flush toilets.


Or they could just purchase them from North Korea.
 
2014-02-21 10:03:27 PM  
Jimmy Carter named new Terrorism Czar.
 
2014-02-21 10:04:49 PM  
Quickly, more money for the NSA to log phone data! That should keep us safe.
 
2014-02-21 10:08:12 PM  
No one? Really? Slackers.

www.sffl.comcastbiz.net
 
2014-02-21 10:11:37 PM  
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
 
2014-02-21 10:16:14 PM  
You tit!  I soiled my armor; I was so scared!
 
2014-02-21 10:16:39 PM  
 
2014-02-21 10:21:14 PM  
We can never go back to Arizona.
 
2014-02-21 10:29:57 PM  
www.abalook.com
They're finally going to let the tards have guns. I think we've seen how this goes.
 
2014-02-21 10:45:48 PM  
So? We send weaponized badgers? Maybe a chupacabra.
 
2014-02-21 10:53:28 PM  
Hamster herpes
Guinea pig gonorrhea
Chipmunk chlamydia
Weasel weakness
 
2014-02-21 10:53:35 PM  

AbuHashish: So? We send weaponized badgers? Maybe a chupacabra.


Oh, fine. And when there are too many badgers?
 
2014-02-21 10:56:22 PM  

fusillade762: iheartscotch: fusillade762: There she is. GET HER!

Night of the Lepus?

You watched Letterman last night, too?


I saw that and thought "They stole that reference from Fark's Rabbit Island thread." OK, which of you are writers for Letterman? Do you like my top ten lists? I could do a lot more of them and use the Letterman formula of building up to number three and then dropping back on number two to make number one look better. How does $150 a list sound for starters? Sounds MAD Magazine CHEAP to me.

Of course, this article is more of a Nasty Rabbit idea than Night of the Lepus. They should have used some of the stock footage from the movie, I thought.

They should try to weaponize Arch Hall Jr., because the spy movie he did (Secret Agent) was much better than Nasty Rabbit and almost as good as Eegah!

upload.wikimedia.org

Scarier than killer rabbits, a weaponized Arch Hall Jr.

 
2014-02-21 10:57:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: AbuHashish: So? We send weaponized badgers? Maybe a chupacabra.

Oh, fine. And when there are too many badgers?


The gorillas will eat them
 
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