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(The Blemish)   A fan got a little handsy with Sarah Hyland the other day and by hands I mean they groped her boobs   (theblemish.com) divider line 94
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8263 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Feb 2014 at 4:16 PM (20 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-21 04:17:41 PM
My bad, just couldn't help myself!
 
2014-02-21 04:20:22 PM
I don't blame the kid.
 
2014-02-21 04:22:56 PM
Was that wrong?

/constanza
 
2014-02-21 04:24:58 PM
How long before someone claims the wrong daughter got groped?
 
2014-02-21 04:27:01 PM
The other daughter has huge boobs.  Just sayin.
 
2014-02-21 04:27:19 PM

Your_Huckleberry: How long before someone claims the wrong daughter got groped?


Why not both?
 
2014-02-21 04:27:21 PM
Qantas never crashed
 
2014-02-21 04:27:34 PM
Who and are there better pictures of her tits?
 
2014-02-21 04:28:22 PM

Your_Huckleberry: How long before someone claims the wrong daughter got groped?


The wrong daughter was groped.

img2.timeinc.net
 
2014-02-21 04:29:44 PM
What boobs?
 
2014-02-21 04:30:04 PM
Jay's gonna beat somebody's ass.
 
2014-02-21 04:30:48 PM

Buttknuckle: The other daughter has huge boobs.  Just sayin.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 04:33:18 PM
OK cool, I'm not the only pervert.  Thanks, Fark.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 04:33:32 PM
...but I understand.
 
2014-02-21 04:33:51 PM
Much better.  Many thanks.  May your beer never go flat this weekend.
 
2014-02-21 04:34:43 PM
They're like caged animals waiting for their chance to grab fresh meat. You wouldn't expect a lion to not take your arm if you offer it to it, would you?

fark the author of this article.
 
2014-02-21 04:37:46 PM
"Wrong daughter" issue has been addressed, so I'll add,

All Sarah wanted to do tonight was say hi to the girls who were waiting outside

All this fan wanted was to say hi to the girls waiting inside her blouse.

Also:

www.becauseiamfabulous.com

Soon...
 
2014-02-21 04:40:55 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 04:42:39 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 04:42:50 PM
He could of:
www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2014-02-21 04:46:02 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1087]
[i.imgur.com image 850x1275]

 
2014-02-21 04:46:34 PM
He could have been forced to!!

img42.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-21 04:49:30 PM
Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity. Check yourself.

/I'll get over it
//Welcome to Fark
///other lame responses
 
2014-02-21 04:54:33 PM
Hm. That was supposed to be [too-old.jpg]

Probably for the best.
 
2014-02-21 04:55:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 444x1000][i.imgur.com image 571x1000]


Whoa! Put down the fork, fatty!
 
2014-02-21 04:55:59 PM

Car_Ramrod: Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity. Check yourself.

/I'll get over it
//Welcome to Fark
///other lame responses


////remember, only grab topless dancers, that's what they are paid for.
 
2014-02-21 04:59:53 PM
FTA:  Anyway, Sarah Hyland's boyfriend Matt Prokop said he hopes to god he doesn't see the titty grabber next week.

I guess we now know who's picture this is on the cover:

globalnerdy.com
 
2014-02-21 05:00:22 PM
Jeez, at least pay for dinner first.
 
2014-02-21 05:00:27 PM
I've never really understood this "motorboating" thing.
I am sure I have done it a couple of times having fun with girlfriends, but
to actively want to engage in it as some kind of "thing" strikes me as odd.

/blumpkins however...
 
2014-02-21 05:00:32 PM

Car_Ramrod: Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity.


at least they aren't posting pictures of a 16 year old like they're on /r/jailbait
 
2014-02-21 05:00:39 PM
mcreadyblue:
////remember, only grab topless dancers, that's what they are paid for.

Excellent perspective - you're smacked around on your immediate way out the door if you inappropriately touch a woman who's job is to show you her boobs.  Grabbing this (I don't know how old, but very) young person was probably a bad choice and he's able to talk about it without talking through a wired jaw.
 
2014-02-21 05:05:59 PM

Buttknuckle: The other daughter has huge boobs.  Just sayin.


Yeah, but Sarah Hyland has kidney dysplasia which is likely why she is so tiny.
 
2014-02-21 05:06:55 PM

sprawl15: Car_Ramrod: Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity.

at least they aren't posting pictures of a 16 year old like they're on /r/jailbait


... but they are...

/is that the joke?
 
2014-02-21 05:24:14 PM

sprawl15: Car_Ramrod: Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity.

at least they aren't posting pictures of a 16 year old like they're on /r/jailbait


The age of consent in Minnesota is 16. I shall not have a seat anywhere.
 
2014-02-21 05:28:32 PM
No doubt the only boob he'll get to touch in his life. Except for himself lol.
 
2014-02-21 05:29:05 PM
TFA author can't even read a god damn "tweet" properly.  The boyfriend says to the groper "I hope you don't see next week", meaning he hopes he dies.  Not "hope *I* don't see YOU next week" meaning a threat.

Anyway, more gigundous boob photos are welcome.
 
2014-02-21 05:30:21 PM

Car_Ramrod: Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity. Check yourself.

/I'll get over it
//Welcome to Fark
///other lame responses

 
2014-02-21 05:32:25 PM

Car_Ramrod: Y'all are some creepy dudes, and I'm not overreacting by saying the attitude demonstrated on this tab leads to people thinking it's ok to just grab a woman's body because she's a celebrity. Check yourself.

/I'll get over it
//Welcome to Fark
///other lame responses


I think you have it wrong. In reading through the comments I believe the overriding sentiment that is if you're going to be a creepy, stalky, low-life scumbag who's into sexually assaulting celebrities you should go for the sister.
 
2014-02-21 05:34:17 PM
haveaseatoverthere.jpg
 
2014-02-21 05:50:46 PM

Nana's Vibrator: mcreadyblue:
////remember, only grab topless dancers, that's what they are paid for.

Excellent perspective - you're smacked around on your immediate way out the door if you inappropriately touch a woman who's job is to show you her boobs.  Grabbing this (I don't know how old, but very) young person was probably a bad choice and he's able to talk about it without talking through a wired jaw.


You've not been to a topless club in Dallas have you?
 
2014-02-21 06:12:13 PM

mcreadyblue: Nana's Vibrator: mcreadyblue:
////remember, only grab topless dancers, that's what they are paid for.

Excellent perspective - you're smacked around on your immediate way out the door if you inappropriately touch a woman who's job is to show you her boobs.  Grabbing this (I don't know how old, but very) young person was probably a bad choice and he's able to talk about it without talking through a wired jaw.

You've not been to a topless club in Dallas have you?


www.babydolls.com
 
2014-02-21 06:41:42 PM
Jesus Christ, the first half of this thread is rancid. Unwanted groping is sexual assault, you douchebags.
 
2014-02-21 06:44:50 PM
un-related.
If a girl is crowd surfing and being held up and relying upon the crowd entirely... it should be fair game to grope her as long as you provide support while you do it.
 
2014-02-21 06:45:18 PM
img.myconfinedspace.com

These four were there and he went for sarah hyland?
 
2014-02-21 06:50:36 PM

RminusQ: Jesus Christ, the first half of this thread is rancid. Unwanted groping is sexual assault, you douchebags.


When has a grope ever truly been unwanted? Never. It's flattering for the gropee and fun for the groper.
 
2014-02-21 06:54:14 PM

RminusQ: Jesus Christ, the first half of this thread is rancid. Unwanted groping is sexual assault, you douchebags.


THIS.

I know, I know... "Welcome to Fark" and all that, but what that farkhole did is called "sexual assault" and here in NJ is a second-degree felony.
 
2014-02-21 07:37:53 PM
This article made me sad.


She has a boyfriend and apparently it's not me.
 
2014-02-21 07:53:29 PM
I'd believe in unicorns if I saw one while sober.

I now believe in rape culture. Geez, folks.
 
2014-02-21 07:58:51 PM
don't the younger daughter's seem to start a lot higher up on her body than is natural?
 
2014-02-21 08:09:18 PM

Boojum2k: I now believe in rape culture. Geez, folks.


Relax
 
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