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(CBS Miami)   "My clients have no interest in seeing Mr. Bieber's penis," said the attorney for media suing to obtain a video showing Mr. Bieber's penis   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 27
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2014-02-21 04:35:47 PM  
Joke's on them.
He doesn't  have one.
 
2014-02-21 05:38:53 PM  
Nobody wants to see Bizzle's wizzle.
 
2014-02-21 05:44:50 PM  
If they go after this with the same vigor they did in checking the WMDs claim, we'll never see Biebers wiener.
 
2014-02-21 05:47:49 PM  
[Sick]? Seems like natural reaction to me. But then it's Fark
 
2014-02-21 06:02:37 PM  
Will this be a short subject documentary, fantasy film or a comedy.
 
2014-02-21 06:08:41 PM  
Heh, macro penis I bet.
 
2014-02-21 06:34:21 PM  
This is no big issue for his tween followers
 
2014-02-21 07:07:16 PM  
Hah! He's scared someone is gonna see his extended clitoris.
 
2014-02-21 07:08:19 PM  
She was so cute before she started on the hormones. And now she has a penis? Even Chaz didn't go that far.

There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, dammit.
 
2014-02-21 07:19:36 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-21 07:25:36 PM  
Justine, Please, for the love of God and all that's holy will you please accept what you are and live and revel in it.

It can be good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUwmfOhxeE
 
2014-02-21 07:35:26 PM  
I'm actually perplexed as to why the media groups need this video. I read through the article and didn't really see what their angle was. They make the argument that since the video was turned over to the defense, it should be public... but... why? Why does the media want to see Bieber submitting to a urine analysis? It seems salacious and prurient.
 
2014-02-21 08:36:48 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I'm actually perplexed as to why the media groups need this video. I read through the article and didn't really see what their angle was. They make the argument that since the video was turned over to the defense, it should be public... but... why? Why does the media want to see Bieber submitting to a urine analysis? It seems salacious and prurient.


Maybe they're aiming for the "lonely mature fangirl" demographic?

/once knew a girl who wanted to see "Equus" (sp?) just for a chance to see Daniel Radcliffe's penis
 
2014-02-21 08:50:27 PM  
Let's make a deal. They get to see Bieber's penis after the front page of every newspaper runs a full-page pic of Rupert Murdoch's bunghole.
 
2014-02-21 08:54:42 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If there were ever any better motivation for Team USA, I don't know what it might be.
 
2014-02-21 09:10:49 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

If there were ever any better motivation for Team USA, I don't know what it might be.


It has since been updated.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 09:14:20 PM  

anfrind: Spanky McStupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

If there were ever any better motivation for Team USA, I don't know what it might be.

It has since been updated.

[i.imgur.com image 592x444]


I have never felt so conflicted by a posting... much win and funny, and yet...
 
2014-02-21 09:21:07 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

If there were ever any better motivation for Team USA, I don't know what it might be.


Canada beats U.S. 1-0 to reach Olympic gold-medal hockey game

Dammit.
 
2014-02-21 09:22:37 PM  
Never mind. I see it's already been covered.
 
2014-02-21 09:26:42 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: anfrind: Spanky McStupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

If there were ever any better motivation for Team USA, I don't know what it might be.

It has since been updated.

[i.imgur.com image 592x444]

I have never felt so conflicted by a posting... much win and funny, and yet...


One small bit of good news: that little bet doesn't carry any legal weight, so if he is ever actually convicted of a felony by an American court, he could still be deported.
 
2014-02-21 09:36:31 PM  
You said "Mr. Bieber" twice.
 
2014-02-21 10:13:43 PM  
He will never be considered "Mr." Bieber.
 
2014-02-21 10:17:15 PM  
"My clients have no interest in seeing Mr. Bieber's penisclitoris," media attorney Deanna Shullman told a Miami-Dade Court Thursday morning during a hearing brought by multiple media organizations seeking access to videos recorded by Miami Beach Police of the pop star.

Fixed that for media attorney Deanna Shullman.
 
2014-02-21 11:16:24 PM  

TEA-PARTY-PATRIOT: Heh, macro penis I bet.


like a flesh colored cheese puff
 
2014-02-22 02:36:14 AM  
If he's going to get any career mileage out of his penis, he'd better hurry up and start making gay porn (wearing a mask on his face, if he insists).
 
2014-02-22 10:08:05 AM  
Bieber's penis in all it's glory:

misfit120.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-22 04:03:48 PM  
Well, the clients may not be interested in seeing Beiber's Bawbie but the Internet is obsessed with it.

Whip 'er out, Bye, let everybody have a gander at the ole ha'penny!
 
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