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(NBC Olympics)   US loses bet, has to keep Justin Bieber   (nbcolympics.com) divider line 48
    More: Sad, U.S., Joe Pavelski, gold medals, Carey Price, Jay Bouwmeester, usa olympic, Hockey Canada, Ryan Callahan  
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2014-02-21 03:50:23 PM
NNNNNOOOOOOOO
 
2014-02-21 04:00:24 PM
Suck it, Yanks!

Actually, I shouldn't say that. Normally I don't watch hockey the rest of the year, not even playoffs. Sorry about that.
 
2014-02-21 04:07:21 PM
He wears size 2 Pampers & has a tendency to crap himself until the load hangs down to his knees.
Keep him away from eggs & sports cars. Be prepared to swat him with a rolled-up newspaper when he gets mouthy.

Good luck.
 
2014-02-21 04:07:39 PM
That's fine, as long as we put him in jail.
 
2014-02-21 04:07:46 PM
Crap. That little asshole has made it dangerous to drive through Calabasas.
 
2014-02-21 04:11:11 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-21 04:24:37 PM
img849.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-21 04:46:45 PM
Son of a biatch.
 
2014-02-21 05:10:22 PM
Obama's fault.
 
2014-02-21 05:15:06 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-21 05:22:16 PM
That's fine. 

We'll just make him join the Marine Corps.
 
2014-02-21 05:36:25 PM
Oh, so they ungreened the other one and are greening this one.
 
2014-02-21 05:39:28 PM

whistleridge: That's fine. 

We'll just make him join the Marine Corps Cores.

 
2014-02-21 05:47:20 PM
Haha. Soon to be number 4 'Merica!
At least you place ahead of the Russians.
 
2014-02-21 05:50:46 PM
This thread crashed my browser. THANKS CANADA
 
2014-02-21 05:52:15 PM
plus.. now our bars are opening at 5AM so we can drink Sunday.. so.  thats pretty awesome.
 
2014-02-21 06:01:03 PM
No shame in losing to Canada. It's their religion.

But you guys can keep Beiber
 
2014-02-21 06:10:36 PM
scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-02-21 06:10:49 PM
Canada unleashed Bieber, USA made him famous
 
2014-02-21 06:36:48 PM
We didn't actually agree to that, did we?
 
2014-02-21 06:45:34 PM

ten foiled hats: We didn't actually agree to that, did we?


That's what the government shutdown was all about. Boehner tried to get Obama to stop this insane bet, but he went ahead anyway.
 
2014-02-21 06:47:01 PM

ten foiled hats: We didn't actually agree to that, did we?


I saw it on the internet, therefore it has to be true.
 
2014-02-21 07:24:38 PM
@nascarcasm

Those Canadians are good and don't crack under pressure, with the exception of that mayor who does crack when he's under pressure.

[ohsnap.jpg]
 
2014-02-21 07:38:33 PM

Ishkur: Oh, so they ungreened the other one and are greening this one.


Both this one and the other one were accidently greenlit at the same time.
 
2014-02-21 08:00:52 PM

Calmamity: That's fine, as long as we put him in jail.


Meh whatever, your problem, not ours eh?
 
2014-02-21 08:07:40 PM

DanZero: @nascarcasm

Those Canadians are good and don't crack under pressure, with the exception of that mayor who does crack when he's under pressure.

[ohsnap.jpg]


That's actually pretty damn funny.
 
2014-02-21 08:08:00 PM
You farking hosers better win the shiat or we're gonna laugh our asses off at you.
 
2014-02-21 08:21:33 PM

oldfarthenry: He wears size 2 Pampers & has a tendency to crap himself until the load hangs down to his knees.
Keep him away from eggs & sports cars. Be prepared to swat him with a rolled-up newspaper when he gets mouthy.

Good luck.


Enough about Ted Nugent, this is a Bieber thread.
 
2014-02-21 08:33:23 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: You farking hosers better win the shiat or we're gonna laugh our asses off at you.


YOU better medal, period.
 
2014-02-21 09:18:00 PM
Rematch, double or nothing.  Loser keeps Nickelback.
 
2014-02-21 09:30:55 PM

Ishkur: Lt. Cheese Weasel: You farking hosers better win the shiat or we're gonna laugh our asses off at you.

YOU better medal, period.


US not medaling in hockey in the grand scheme...minor set-back.

Canada not getting a Gold...4,000mi of Vancouver, with a lot more politeness once you go East of BC.

I'm as a big of a hockey fan as you can get, you know this. But the fact remains you guys up North care more. Fact, not opinion. Sure there are tons of us in America who love hockey as much as you love Tim-bits and a double-double...but we don't take it as personally as you guys.

Would I love the US to embrace hockey like they do the NFL? To an extent. Personally I like the fact that the NHL is a "niche" sport in this country. We don't have mongoloids like OL threadshiatting.

Sure it makes me shake my head that dumb Americans typically find the NBA fascinating. But it makes it easier to talk with someone at a bar, because if you talk to an American at a bar about hockey...chances are good they know what the hell they are talking about.
 
2014-02-21 09:45:11 PM
It's more fun beating the Americans for the Gold medal than beating them to go on to the finals.
It's tradition! Canada will only accept Gold in Olympic hockey or smelt their Silver into something that doesn't remind them of failure. It's Gold or go home!

By the way, in Canada, Justin Bieber was a little mop-top, squeaky voiced, Youtube douchebag.
In America, he is a tattooed, mop bucket urinating, underage bar hopping, squeaky voiced doucebag.
Sorry USA, but NO returns on damaged merchandise!
 
2014-02-21 09:59:19 PM

Canadian Lurker: It's more fun beating the Americans for the Gold medal than beating them to go on to the finals.
It's tradition! Canada will only accept Gold in Olympic hockey or smelt their Silver into something that doesn't remind them of failure. It's Gold or go home!

By the way, in Canada, Justin Bieber was a little mop-top, squeaky voiced, Youtube douchebag.
In America, he is a tattooed, mop bucket urinating, underage bar hopping, squeaky voiced doucebag.
Sorry USA, but NO returns on damaged merchandise!


It seems like CL=OL
 
2014-02-21 10:02:56 PM

Twitch Boy: Rematch, double or nothing.  Loser keeps Nickelback.


This was the rematch, you knob.
 
2014-02-21 10:03:43 PM
Dear Zach Parise et al,
You're not supposed to aim for Carey Price's chest. You don't get any points that way. Aim for the corners or try to put it between his legs. Or try to make him put a pad on it and force rebounds.

/who am I kidding, the US had nobody deep in the zone to clean up the potential rebounds on their few scoring opportunities
//It was a solid win by Canada and nowhere near as close as the score indicates
 
2014-02-21 10:14:28 PM

kvinesknows: plus.. now our bars are opening at 5AM so we can drink Sunday.. so.  thats pretty awesome.


Really? Sports bars are opening early here too but they still can't sell alcohol.
 
2014-02-21 10:42:31 PM

fatalvenom: Canada not getting a Gold...4,000mi of Vancouver, with a lot more politeness once you go East of BC.


I don't understand this sentence. Are you missing a subject?
 
2014-02-22 12:41:20 AM

Ishkur: fatalvenom: Canada not getting a Gold...4,000mi of Vancouver, with a lot more politeness once you go East of BC.

I don't understand this sentence. Are you missing a subject?


Probably...I'm over 750mL worth of Belvedere into the night.

What I ment was if Canada doesn't win the Gold the whole country would pull a Vancouver. But it would be more polite rioting once you got east of British Columbia.

/if you have to explain a joke it isnt funny
//or you suck at forming it
///I'll go with the second choice
 
2014-02-22 12:44:45 AM
Canada, congratulations.  If we've got to keep Bieber, the least you can do is send the Strumbellas south of the border for a tour.  This makes me melt every time I think of being bitter towards the Canadian team.
/Since we're stuck with Bieber I'm anticipating a sudden bump in funding for NASA
//For a manned mission to the center of the sun
///Hey Bieber, now you're really a star!
 
2014-02-22 12:47:04 AM

fatalvenom: Probably...I'm over 750mL worth of Belvedere into the night.


Although vodka is traditionally associated with Russia, historians believe that Poles and Russians discovered how to make vodka at the same time.
/Yay Poland!
//Yay alcohol!
///Yay Polish vodka!
////Go banana!
 
2014-02-22 12:51:55 AM

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Probably...I'm over 750mL worth of Belvedere into the night.

Although vodka is traditionally associated with Russia, historians believe that Poles and Russians discovered how to make vodka at the same time.
/Yay Poland!
//Yay alcohol!
///Yay Polish vodka!
////Go banana!


As a Latvian...I hate Russia. Actually, hate is kind of a weak description.

I will only drink two off the shelf wodkas. Belvedere and Sobieski.
 
2014-02-22 01:07:57 AM

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Probably...I'm over 750mL worth of Belvedere into the night.

Although vodka is traditionally associated with Russia, historians believe that Poles and Russians discovered how to make vodka at the same time.
/Yay Poland!
//Yay alcohol!
///Yay Polish vodka!
////Go banana!

As a Latvian...I hate Russia. Actually, hate is kind of a weak description.

I will only drink two off the shelf wodkas. Belvedere and Sobieski.


As an Italian, Polock and Mick, I could care less.

I'm in the process of killing the last dram of ketel 1 from a 750 I started when I got home (actually it was down an inch below the shoulder). That was after a couple guinii and a miller lite at the bar watching the game during lunch, then a couple hours break back at the office, then a 16 oz hoegaarden at penn station, then a couple miller lites on the train from penn.

Well anyway, it's 1AM, I'm loaded to the gills and I'm tired of freezing my balls off.

If anyone has a net-jets account and a half a sense of humor, hit me up so I can somehow get my wife and kid ready for a trip to Vero out of Teterboro by 3 AM.
 
2014-02-22 04:18:14 AM

fatalvenom: What I ment was if Canada doesn't win the Gold the whole country would pull a Vancouver


It's never happened before and it won't happen. Riots occur specifically due to the concentration of people in a single location ie: tens of thousands of people in a city core. With Team Canada, there is no single central location invested in the event so the fandom is evenly distributed across the entire country.

To put it simply: In Vancouver, the riot occurred because Vancouver is a middle class liberal cosmopolitan city surrounded by stupid, ignorant redneck suburbs. When the Canucks play, those retards come downtown and fark up shiat. When Team Canada plays, those morons stay home.
 
2014-02-22 05:37:07 AM

Ishkur: fatalvenom: What I ment was if Canada doesn't win the Gold the whole country would pull a Vancouver

It's never happened before and it won't happen. Riots occur specifically due to the concentration of people in a single location ie: tens of thousands of people in a city core. With Team Canada, there is no single central location invested in the event so the fandom is evenly distributed across the entire country.

To put it simply: In Vancouver, the riot occurred because Vancouver is a middle class liberal cosmopolitan city surrounded by stupid, ignorant redneck suburbs. When the Canucks play, those retards come downtown and fark up shiat. When Team Canada plays, those morons stay home.


Hmmmm......as you stated; simplistic, but that is essentially correct.  Well said.
 
2014-02-22 07:29:45 AM
americans are terrible at cold weather sports.
 
2014-02-22 08:43:14 AM
Joke's on you Canada. Gitmo is still in the US
 
2014-02-22 10:17:27 AM

flak attack: Joke's on you Canada. Gitmo is still in the US


you say that like it would be a problem for us :) I think that is some thing that would make both countries happy
 
2014-02-22 04:40:09 PM

whistleridge: That's fine.

We'll just make him join the Marine Corps.


Why would a judge be so heartless to do that to your military? fark, those guys have been through enough.
 
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