The water was cold: Sorry -- Pic wasn't that large when I found it.
Combustion: The water was cold: Sorry -- Pic wasn't that large when I found it.And it seems the water was NOT cold...
Bit'O'Gristle: I remember once a suspect was arrested by an officer in a nearby county to mine. He asked me to come over and help, as the guy was a bit combative. Anyway, by the time i got there (5 min) the guy had managed to break away and run into the woods. The officer said the suspect was a bit drunk, but had sucker punched him and ran. Anyway, the guy broke into the concession stand of one of the few remaining drive in movie theaters, and in his drunken stupor, started a little fire under the counter to keep warm. Unfortunately, he fell asleep by it, the roof caught fire, and poured down sloppy hot roofing tar down upon his drunken ass body. After the fire department put the fire out, all you could see was a pair of feet sticking out from under 160 lbs of roofing tar that had solidified under the water. They had to pry his worthless corpse off the floor with fire axes and pry bars./fun times.//Thanks ass...that was the last drive in around, and your dumb ass had to destroy it.
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