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(KLTV Tyler)   Burglar tries to flee from police by swimming in a lake. WTFark: He was already handcuffed   (kltv.com ) divider line
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2014-02-21 03:20:18 PM  
Amused:

www.ontheraggedyedge.com
 
2014-02-21 03:39:02 PM  
Was he singing Waltzing Mathilda?
 
2014-02-21 04:45:40 PM  
That's why I swim laps alternating between using only arms or legs.  You never know when you'll need to do something unusual.
 
2014-02-21 04:49:37 PM  
The biggest bass I ever caught was on Lake Sam Rayburn. I wasn't wearing handcuffs.
 
2014-02-21 04:50:37 PM  
Sounds like he likes a challenge.
 
2014-02-21 04:50:39 PM  
He sounds like some kind of super criminal until you find out that he only escaped for an hour.
 
2014-02-21 04:50:43 PM  
That is technically possible.  But you have to be in pretty damned good shape first.

The really funny thing is, where the hell did he think he was going to get to?  The center?  A lake, by deffinition, is a rather closed system.  The only way out, is another shore line.  It's not like a river where you could cross the thing in a few minutes and be in a different state.
 
2014-02-21 05:00:35 PM  
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"Phffft -- amateur"
 
2014-02-21 05:02:17 PM  
Sorry -- Pic wasn't that large when I found it.
 
2014-02-21 05:03:30 PM  

The water was cold: Sorry -- Pic wasn't that large when I found it.


And it seems the water was NOT cold...
 
2014-02-21 05:19:31 PM  
Now that would make competitive swimming watchable.
 
2014-02-21 05:30:20 PM  
So learning the butterfly stroke is a useful skill?
 
2014-02-21 05:39:13 PM  
I remember once a suspect was arrested by an officer in a nearby county to mine. He asked me to come over and help, as the guy was a bit combative. Anyway, by the time i got there (5 min) the guy had managed to break away and run into the woods. The officer said the suspect was a bit drunk, but had sucker punched him and ran. Anyway, the guy broke into the concession stand of one of the few remaining drive in movie theaters, and in his drunken stupor, started a little fire under the counter to keep warm. Unfortunately, he fell asleep by it, the roof caught fire, and poured down sloppy hot roofing tar down upon his drunken ass body. After the fire department put the fire out, all you could see was a pair of feet sticking out from under 160 lbs of roofing tar that had solidified under the water. They had to pry his worthless corpse off the floor with fire axes and pry bars.

/fun times.
//Thanks ass...that was the last drive in around, and your dumb ass had to destroy it.
 
2014-02-21 07:33:44 PM  
Dolphin kick, people.
 
2014-02-21 07:42:56 PM  

Combustion: The water was cold: Sorry -- Pic wasn't that large when I found it.

And it seems the water was NOT cold...


Yeah...Houdini was quite manly...
 
2014-02-21 08:28:08 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I remember once a suspect was arrested by an officer in a nearby county to mine. He asked me to come over and help, as the guy was a bit combative. Anyway, by the time i got there (5 min) the guy had managed to break away and run into the woods. The officer said the suspect was a bit drunk, but had sucker punched him and ran. Anyway, the guy broke into the concession stand of one of the few remaining drive in movie theaters, and in his drunken stupor, started a little fire under the counter to keep warm. Unfortunately, he fell asleep by it, the roof caught fire, and poured down sloppy hot roofing tar down upon his drunken ass body. After the fire department put the fire out, all you could see was a pair of feet sticking out from under 160 lbs of roofing tar that had solidified under the water. They had to pry his worthless corpse off the floor with fire axes and pry bars.

/fun times.
//Thanks ass...that was the last drive in around, and your dumb ass had to destroy it.


That sucks, I love our driveins, it's the best way to see a movie around here since we don't have anyything like the Alamo Draft House. A drivein with some good homemade food and adult beverages rocks (we pay $5 to bring in outside food). Can't wait for it to warm up so we can start going again.
 
2014-02-21 08:34:40 PM  
CSB: My wife's friend (from highschool) married a real charmer who was handcuffed after being pulled over for warrants, managed to hip-check some cop to the ground, ran 50 yards, skidded down an embankment and jumped into an icy Colorado river. He was presumed dead for a week, but eventually returned to life like the Lord Jesus and served his time. He's served time again since then, and currently has get-money get-paid scheme in the works.

He was high on cocaine when he pulled off his river escape.
 
2014-02-21 08:43:07 PM  
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2014-02-22 06:14:45 PM  
This About That [TotalFark] (2014-02-21 03:39:02 PM): Was he singing Waltzing Mathilda?

Came here for, leaving, etc.
 
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