RedVentrue: studebaker hoch: Spatial correlation wouldn't be a problem because time and space are linked.People only think it's a problem because they're looking from the wrong coordinate system.If you time travel back to 1930's Boston, you'll be in Boston, not space. You would also have no idea you had time-traveled to get there.Umm... Bostons IS in space, and so are you, and so am I.
DubtodaIll: It does make sense though, you kill Hitler (before he comes to power) and America doesn't have the Baby Boom.
Duke_leto_Atredes: lennavan: No, I'd probably spend some time trying to identify the key players in continuing various religions and stopping them in some manner. Religion is the basis for pretty much all of the bad things in our world.Of course, without all of the killing in the name of religion, we'd have overpopulation issues.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaeahere is what you were looking for
lindalouwho: Lee Harvey Oswald/strolls away whistling
Vitamin Pb: ArcadianRefugee: RoxtarRyan: ArcadianRefugee: Nonsense. There are far crueler men in history. Like the asshole who invented the tie. First trip I make, I'm gonna choke him to death with his prototype.I wouldn't. Having a woman straddle you while gently pulling on your tie to get you even closer it quite hot.Fine, so sell it as a sex toy no goddamned reason I should have to wear one to "look professional". I mean, who the fark came up with the idea that a noose makes you look professional?It's there to hide the buttons on your shirt because you don't want your shirt to button up the back they way they used to. It's the descendant of the cravat.
BravadoGT: I'd go to the 16th century and give Nostradamus a glimpse into the future...or did I?
fusillade762: BravadoGT: I'd go to the 16th century and give Nostradamus a glimpse into the future...or did I?Try it again and make sure he pays attention this time.
Spanky McStupid: [img.fark.net image 261x193]Looks like Nicholas Cage has already done it.
The Southern Dandy: Look. I've been thinking about this. Nobody will ever time travel (in a significant way). If they had, we would already know.
Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Look. I've been thinking about this. Nobody will ever time travel (in a significant way). If they had, we would already know.or multiple universes exist and we're in a universe that has absolutely no time travel what so ever.
drumhellar: [www.smbc-comics.com image 361x1500]From SMBC
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: drumhellar: [www.smbc-comics.com image 361x1500]From SMBCIf Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter got made...Why not, Adolf Hitler, Time Travel Ninja.
Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd give guns and electricity to Rome
TomD9938: his window for plowing my grandma
ArcadianRefugee: You assume too much about time travel. One theory posits that time travel is like a tunnel and, like any tunnel, you can only go as far as it extends. If, say, the tunnel were collapsed in the middle, you could only travel to that point.Thus, whatever machine you use to time travel only permits travel from whenever you are to as far back as whenever it was turned on.
Mikey1969: What a stupid farming story. These guys have obviously read a grand total of like 3 Sci-fi stories... If any time travel stories actually even consider killing Hitler, then they deal with the cons that would result, or time's perceived defense mechanism to right itself.I've read a lot of sci-fi over the years, and I don't know that I've ever read one that was actually "pro" kill Hitler.It seems that they're cranking out a lot of these uninformed Sci-fi bits lately, they just had the one earlier this week about all of the "mistakes" they make with alien planets, and then didn't name and planets created by actual credible Sci-fi authors.I wish I had the journalism 'story generation' dartboard. Sounds like a great way to earn a living without knowing shiat.
ransack.: Anyone else remember John Titor?
uber humper: Spanky McStupid: [img.fark.net image 261x193]Looks like Nicholas Cage has already done it.Jay-Z, too.
yakmans_dad: I just watched Looper./I hate time travel plots.
fusillade762: yakmans_dad: I just watched Looper./I hate time travel plots.Then why did you watch it? Were you unaware of the premise?
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