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(BBC)   Uganda asks that the US sends its Top Experts on homosexuals to consult with him on the countries proposed anti-homosexuals laws. Dozens of ranking Republicans and Evangelical leaders scramble to be on the delegation   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 42
    More: Obvious, Museveni, Ugandans, gays and lesbians, life imprisonments  
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2014-02-21 02:22:19 PM
Too late. They've been there for quite a while and contributed quite a bit to the current anti-gay laws in Uganda.
 
2014-02-21 02:30:29 PM
Which countries?
 
2014-02-21 02:30:54 PM
The GOP feels most at home when surrounded by massive quantities of ignorance.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-21 02:53:22 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Too late. They've been there for quite a while and contributed quite a bit to the current anti-gay laws in Uganda.


Probably to the gay scene too.
 
2014-02-21 03:40:34 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Too late. They've been there for quite a while and contributed quite a bit to the current anti-gay laws in Uganda.


Seriously.  You'd think Museveni could run with it himself at this point.

Well...Coburn's going to need something to do now that he's retiring.
 
2014-02-21 04:13:38 PM
Top men! Probably a few bottoms as well, but mostly TOP MEN!
 
2014-02-21 04:15:03 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The GOP feels most at home when surrounded by massive quantities of ignorance.


...and repression. Don't forget the repression. There's no point in being an ignorant asshole if you don't have some group to legally repress.
 
2014-02-21 04:17:02 PM
This can't be a trap of any sort. Really.
 
2014-02-21 04:19:04 PM

vpb: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Too late. They've been there for quite a while and contributed quite a bit to the current anti-gay laws in Uganda.

Probably to the gay scene too.


That's the joke in the farkline. >_>
 
2014-02-21 04:19:14 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The GOP feels most at home when surrounded by massive quantities of ignorance.


Yep, that's why they feel really at home here.
 
2014-02-21 04:21:21 PM
"Top experts on homosexuals"? WTF is that?
 
2014-02-21 04:24:03 PM
Will they eat da poopoo for lunch?
 
2014-02-21 04:24:27 PM

qorkfiend: "Top experts on homosexuals"? WTF is that?


TOP. MEN.

And probably a few power bottoms.
 
2014-02-21 04:26:45 PM
media.trb.com

Taste the Rainbow, Uganda. It's inevitable.
 
2014-02-21 04:28:24 PM

Triaxis: Marcus Aurelius: The GOP feels most at home when surrounded by massive quantities of ignorance.

Yep, that's why they feel really at home here.


*snert*
 
2014-02-21 04:33:12 PM
Well, I don't think Larry Craig is busy these days...
 
2014-02-21 04:41:23 PM
Hmmm...  My grammar is HORRIBLE.

/subby
 
2014-02-21 04:45:54 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

What a top republican might look like
 
2014-02-21 04:52:52 PM
Poetic justice would be a few of them getting busted in the airport toilet and trying out their "wide stance" gambits against Ugandan capital offense charges.
 
2014-02-21 05:00:40 PM

lilbjorn: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 432x592]

What a top republican republican top might look like


FTFY
 
2014-02-21 05:05:04 PM
The law would also make it a crime not to report gay people.

Oh god farking dammit. This new line of proposed Bruce Crow laws in the south aren't enough, right-wing shiatheads here are trying to further influence an already unhinged country into going full-on Nazi in regard to gays? You know who else made it a crime to not report gay people? THE NAZIS. THAT'S NOT EVEN THE JOKE.
 
2014-02-21 05:06:15 PM
I imagine it's hard to eat da poopoo with your mask on upside down like that.
 
2014-02-21 05:13:04 PM
That dude sounds almost resonable. If scientists tells him that being gay isn't a lifestyle choice, then he won't sign the law. Obviously his own scientists have told him it is a choice, but he seems inclined not to believe that, probably due to diplomatic preasure.

Its like he he's going "hold on, all this stuff you told me was bullshiat, people are born like that?".


To a lot of homophobic people, the choice part doesn't matter. I mean, it's not like Hitler killed the gays because he thought they were like that just to piss him off.
 
2014-02-21 05:21:04 PM

wellreadneck: I imagine it's hard to eat da poopoo with your mask on upside down like that.


*snert*
 
2014-02-21 05:22:22 PM
Relevant?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-02-21 05:41:53 PM

3.bp.blogspot.com
"Top. Experts."

 
2014-02-21 05:42:52 PM

spawn73: That dude sounds almost resonable. If scientists tells him that being gay isn't a lifestyle choice, then he won't sign the law. Obviously his own scientists have told him it is a choice, but he seems inclined not to believe that, probably due to diplomatic preasure.

Its like he he's going "hold on, all this stuff you told me was bullshiat, people are born like that?".


To a lot of homophobic people, the choice part doesn't matter. I mean, it's not like Hitler killed the gays because he thought they were like that just to piss him off.


I think it's more a thing of:
He's scared of US cutting their foreign aid and he's looking for an out.
 
2014-02-21 05:53:09 PM
Uganda asks ... to consult with him

Wait wait wait. Uganda is a dude?
 
2014-02-21 06:10:50 PM

winterbraid: Uganda asks ... to consult with him

Wait wait wait. Uganda is a dude?


I imagine Uganda looks like this

www.wwe.com
 
2014-02-21 06:57:21 PM

Satanic_Hamster: spawn73: That dude sounds almost resonable. If scientists tells him that being gay isn't a lifestyle choice, then he won't sign the law. Obviously his own scientists have told him it is a choice, but he seems inclined not to believe that, probably due to diplomatic preasure.

Its like he he's going "hold on, all this stuff you told me was bullshiat, people are born like that?".


To a lot of homophobic people, the choice part doesn't matter. I mean, it's not like Hitler killed the gays because he thought they were like that just to piss him off.

I think it's more a thing of:
He's scared of US cutting their foreign aid and he's looking for an out.


Yeah probably.
 
2014-02-21 07:56:12 PM

Bloody William: The law would also make it a crime not to report gay people.

Oh god farking dammit. This new line of proposed Bruce Crow laws in the south aren't enough, right-wing shiatheads here are trying to further influence an already unhinged country into going full-on Nazi in regard to gays? You know who else made it a crime to not report gay people? THE NAZIS. THAT'S NOT EVEN THE JOKE.


Well the thing is everyone in a country like that should be scared of laws like that, even the homophobes. It seems unlikely Uganda's court system is infallible, so if someone doesn't like them and decides to report them as gay, are they so sure they could prove they aren't to a jury probably full of people like themselves?
 
2014-02-21 08:24:18 PM
That plane is going to smell like Santorum.
 
2014-02-21 09:04:16 PM
"Ugandan scientists." That really cracks me up.
 
2014-02-21 09:24:47 PM

lilbjorn: What a top republican might look like


That's like a Tom of Finland drawing come to life.

/he's packing, um, something...
 
2014-02-21 10:41:09 PM

Huggermugger: lilbjorn: What a top republican might look like

That's like a Tom of Finland drawing come to life.

/he's packing, um, something...


One time I mistook Tom of Finland for Tom's of Maine. Remarkably, both seem equally effective at fighting cavities and plaque.
 
2014-02-22 02:51:26 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Will they eat da poopoo for lunch?


I'm sure it was American conservatives who told that guy to say that.
 
2014-02-22 06:21:02 AM

Alphax: FirstNationalBastard: Will they eat da poopoo for lunch?

I'm sure it was American conservatives who told that guy to say that.


Yes. They had an awesomely advanced civilization until the conservatives got involved. Or something.

/Not the least bit conservative.
//But, you know, come on, here. . . .
 
2014-02-22 06:24:54 AM

spawn73: To a lot of homophobic people, the choice part doesn't matter. I mean, it's not like Hitler killed the gays because he thought they were like that just to piss him off.


I've always thought that the gay-rights folks sort of dropped the ball by taking the bait on debating whether or not being gay is a "choice".

"It doesn't matter whether it is or not. It's who we are, so f*ck you." would have been a much better line of defense.
 
2014-02-22 06:51:40 AM

markfara: Alphax: FirstNationalBastard: Will they eat da poopoo for lunch?

I'm sure it was American conservatives who told that guy to say that.

Yes. They had an awesomely advanced civilization until the conservatives got involved. Or something.

/Not the least bit conservative.
//But, you know, come on, here. . . .


I've heard the American conservatives were telling the same stories about gay people in the 1950's.  So, yeah, pack up the old 'textbooks' and mail them overseas.. and they say the same shiat again.
 
2014-02-22 08:03:13 AM

Alphax: markfara: Alphax: FirstNationalBastard: Will they eat da poopoo for lunch?

I'm sure it was American conservatives who told that guy to say that.

Yes. They had an awesomely advanced civilization until the conservatives got involved. Or something.

/Not the least bit conservative.
//But, you know, come on, here. . . .

I've heard the American conservatives were telling the same stories about gay people in the 1950's.  So, yeah, pack up the old 'textbooks' and mail them overseas.. and they say the same shiat again.


No argument here. My point is that the conservatives didn't jump into some advanced, well-developed culture and make it all anti-gay. They're exploiting a market-niche, absolutely, but they didn't create it. And it would most likely still exist if they hadn't gotten involved.

Kinda like what they do here, come to think of it.
 
2014-02-22 08:43:39 AM
Ever notice how when the Fark Islamophobes are comparing Muslims to Christians, the Christians they use as examples of comparison are not these third world Christians, whose economic and educational circumstances are actually similar to those of most Muslims? Always nice, safe, tame Christians from America?
That's because it would be a valid comparison, and Christians wouldn't come out looking any better.
 
2014-02-22 09:35:17 AM
Top men. And some bottom men. And maybe a good chunk of middle men.
 
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