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(Talking Points Memo)   Dallas Paper to TX gop gov candidate: As Attorney General you promised to crack down on sex predators, so how do you feel about your campaign buddy Ted Nugent's song "Jailbait" where he sings about farking a 13 year old girl?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 226
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2014-02-21 01:46:44 PM  
Did you guys know that if you google Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to?
 
2014-02-21 01:50:20 PM  
Or the fact that in a 1998 documentary film, he admitted to farking an underage girl?
 
2014-02-21 01:51:00 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 01:53:38 PM  

hardinparamedic: Did you guys know that if you google Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to?


You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.
 
2014-02-21 01:53:44 PM  
"Jailbait" contains lyrics like these: "Well I don't care if you're just thirteen/ You look too good to be true/ I just know that you're probably clean/ There's one lil' thing I got to do to you."

Nugent admitted to having affairs with underage girls in a 1998 "Behind the Music" documentary.

Abbott's opponent in the gubernatorial race, state Sen. Wendy Davis (D), sent an email to supporters Friday that blasted the attorney general for campaigning with Nugent.

"It's been 4 days since Abbott appeared on stage, proudly showing off an admitted sexual predator as one of his biggest supporters. And when asked to denounce Nugent, his 'blood brother,' Abbott went silent," the fundraising email from Davis' campaign read.


Yes, but Wendy Davis claimed she was a single mother in November, 1981, when her divorce wasn't actually finalized until early December or something. Therefore, both sides are equally bad. I know who I would vote for.
 
2014-02-21 01:57:09 PM  

factoryconnection: You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.


Well, you should go and google Ted Nugent, because it says that Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who dodged the draft while championing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
2014-02-21 01:57:38 PM  
Too old
 
2014-02-21 01:58:19 PM  
you know, if i were running for governor, i don't think i'd be palling around with an admitted rapist.
 
2014-02-21 02:01:48 PM  

factoryconnection: hardinparamedic: Did you guys know that if you google Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to?

You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.


I googled Ted Nugent and did not get as a lead result that Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to, or the fact that in a 1998 documentary film, he admitted to farking an underage girl?  I must be doing something wrong.

/I did get a story about Rick Perry saying that Nugent calling the President a "mongrel" was "an inappropriate thing to say", which was a little surprising.
 
2014-02-21 02:02:37 PM  

FlashHarry: you know, if i were running for governor, i don't think i'd be palling around with an admitted rapist.


It doesn't matter. Its Texas.

The AG himself could rape rape a 13 year old* in the middle of a live press conference and still get half the electorate to vote for him as long as he has an (R) after his name.

*As long as its a 13 year old girl. Because if its a boy, that'd just be sick.
 
2014-02-21 02:05:34 PM  
Obama pals around with terrorists like Bill Ayers, Angela Davis and Mumia Abu Jamal.

Both sides are bad.
 
2014-02-21 02:09:03 PM  

vernonFL: Obama pals around with terrorists like Bill Ayers, Angela Davis and Mumia Abu Jamal.

Both sides are bad.


Ted Nugent apparently thinks Hitler had some swell ideas.
 
2014-02-21 02:10:37 PM  

gilgigamesh: FlashHarry: you know, if i were running for governor, i don't think i'd be palling around with an admitted rapist.

It doesn't matter. Its Texas.

The AG himself could rape rape a 13 year old* in the middle of a live press conference and still get half the electorate to vote for him as long as he has an (R) after his name.

*As long as its a 13 year old girl. Because if its a boy, that'd just be sick.


I don't think we Louisianans need to be laughing about anyone else's governor's race. We've got a train wreck coming. And, hey, Edwin Edwards is running for Congress!

Is it too early to start drinking?
 
2014-02-21 02:11:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: vernonFL: Obama pals around with terrorists like Bill Ayers, Angela Davis and Mumia Abu Jamal.

Both sides are bad.

Ted Nugent apparently thinks Hitler had some swell ideas.


He better watch out. Bud Selig will suspend him.
 
2014-02-21 02:13:13 PM  

Nabb1: He better watch out. Bud Selig will suspend him.


Well Selig Heil, Bud.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-21 02:15:22 PM  
hardinparamedic:
Ted Nugent apparently thinks Hitler had some swell ideas.

You shouldn't compare him to Hitler.  Hitler wasn't a child molester.
 
2014-02-21 02:15:53 PM  

vpb: You shouldn't compare him to Hitler.  Hitler wasn't a child molester.


Ah, true. Ted Nugent is in no way comparable to Hitler. Even Hitler had standards.
 
2014-02-21 02:16:15 PM  
Obama had thug rapper "Common" over to to the White House, no Lib outrage then.
 
2014-02-21 02:17:29 PM  

hardinparamedic: Even Hitler had standards.


Yeah.
American Standards = toilets.

And we all know how Ted feels about using them
 
2014-02-21 02:17:30 PM  

vernonFL: Obama had thug rapper "Common" over to to the White House, no Lib outrage then.


wolf-whistle much?
 
2014-02-21 02:17:31 PM  

factoryconnection: hardinparamedic: Did you guys know that if you google Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to?

You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.


All I got was "has-been rocker, adulterer, deadbeat dad who finally started supporting his bastard kid after being sued."

*does more digging*

"pants-shiatting, draft-dodging pedophile who got a BJ from Courtney Love when she was 12, and became a teenager's guardian so he could fark her."

Oh. My.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-21 02:19:05 PM  

vernonFL: Obama had thug rapper "Common" over to to the White House, no Lib outrage then.


Well, since those black guys are all thugs they have something in common, right?

Besides, you can shoot people for listening to rap thug music in Florida, so no big deal.
 
2014-02-21 02:19:36 PM  

vernonFL: Obama pals around with terrorists like Bill Ayers, Angela Davis and Mumia Abu Jamal.

Both sides are bad.


So ... vote Republican?
 
2014-02-21 02:22:59 PM  

Lorelle: factoryconnection: hardinparamedic: Did you guys know that if you google Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to?

You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.

All I got was "has-been rocker, adulterer, deadbeat dad who finally started supporting his bastard kid after being sued."

*does more digging*

"pants-shiatting, draft-dodging pedophile who got a BJ from Courtney Love when she was 12, and became a teenager's guardian so he could fark her."

Oh. My.


Lemme give you the standard  Nietzschean warning about staring to long into the abyss that is child-molesting pants shiatting racist  bully Ted Nugents's soul
 
2014-02-21 02:24:56 PM  

timujin: factoryconnection: hardinparamedic: Did you guys know that if you google Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to?

You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.

I googled Ted Nugent and did not get as a lead result that Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to, or the fact that in a 1998 documentary film, he admitted to farking an underage girl?  I must be doing something wrong.

/I did get a story about Rick Perry saying that Nugent calling the President a "mongrel" was "an inappropriate thing to say", which was a little surprising.


I think the /B-tards should be alerted to this gross oversight.
 
2014-02-21 02:27:15 PM  

hardinparamedic: vpb: You shouldn't compare him to Hitler.  Hitler wasn't a child molester.

Ah, true. Ted Nugent is in no way comparable to Hitler. Even Hitler had standards.


I think the Nuge is more of the R. Kelly type of evil than the Adolf Hitler kind of evil.
 
2014-02-21 02:28:48 PM  

FlashHarry: you know, if i were running for governor, i don't think i'd be palling around with an admitted rapist.


Well, then you Sir, are not a good Republican!
 
2014-02-21 02:29:22 PM  

FlashHarry: vernonFL: Obama had thug rapper "Common" over to to the White House, no Lib outrage then.

wolf-whistle much?


ugh. i meant "dog whistle," of course.

/back to your regularly scheduled outrage.
 
2014-02-21 02:33:42 PM  

hardinparamedic: vpb: You shouldn't compare him to Hitler.  Hitler wasn't a child molester.

Ah, true. Ted Nugent is in no way comparable to Hitler. Even Hitler had standards.


Hitler wouldn't fark a Jew, for example.
 
2014-02-21 02:34:12 PM  

vpb: Besides, you can shoot people for listening to rap thug music in Florida, so no big deal.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 02:36:55 PM  

hardinparamedic: factoryconnection: You know, I didn't know that if you googled Ted Nugent, you'd get as lead results that Ted Nugent is a pants-sh*tting pedophile who advocates for war against other countries yet was too cowardly to enlist himself when his country asked him to.

Well, you should go and google Ted Nugent, because it says that Ted Nugent is a pants-shiatting pedophile who dodged the draft while championing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.


This actually covers a big share of conservatives. All gungho for war but as unlikely to enlist as any antiwar liberal
 
2014-02-21 02:40:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 02:46:33 PM  
I'm sympathetic to the idea that musicians shouldn't be expected to censor their thoughts or be good spokesmen, but what baffles me is how Republicans still cling to the guy and make excuses for him.

I mean, anyone who likes Ted Nugent is going to vote for the Republican anyway, why are you bothering with him? He drives away moderates and sane people, so who do these politicians think they are winning over by aligning themselves with this guy?

I've never seen a Democrat bring Jello Biafra along for a campaign speech.
 
2014-02-21 02:50:06 PM  
So now Abbot has three choices:

1)  Double down.
2)  Renounce Nugent and take his bruises for being an idiot.
3)  Ignore the backlash.

When the initial grumblings over Nugent started, Abbot was trying a strange combination of #1 and #3.  I'm not sure if that's sustainable.

In any case, I think it's pretty clear that the best thing would have been to avoid the whole thing.  It's not like the issues that would result from campaigning with Nugent weren't obvious.

Here's a hint, Texans:  Abbot's insulting both the base and those who wouldn't vote for him in the first place by hitching his wagon to Nugent.  He doesn't take any of you seriously.
 
2014-02-21 02:50:50 PM  
The resident office derper, when asked about pants-shiatting pedophile coward Ted Nugent who adopted a teenage girl so he could fark her, said "Yeah, well you libs worship Woody Allen and he did the same thing."

When asked to provide an example of a Democratic lawmaker inviting Woody Allen to the State of the Union address or openly soliciting Woody Allen's support in an election as Ted Nugent the pants-shiatting pedophile coward who adopted a teenage girl so he could fark her has been by Republican lawmakers, the resident office derper tried to change the subject to the Winter Olympics.
 
2014-02-21 02:52:59 PM  

Confabulat: I've never seen a Democrat bring Jello Biafra along for a campaign speech.


Unless he's veered to the right since I met him and saw him on his spoken word tour over 20 years ago, Biafra isn't much of a Democrat, either. He was way to the left of mainstream Democrats: "The problem with America is we have two political parties: a conservative party, and a very conservative party."
 
2014-02-21 02:54:08 PM  

Nabb1: Biafra isn't much of a Democrat, either. He was way to the left of mainstream Democrats: "The problem with America is we have two political parties: a conservative party, and a very conservative party."


Oh I know, and I like to think Republicans would consider Ted Nugent way to the right of mainstream Republicans. But apparently I am wrong in that assumption and he really does speak for the mainstream modern Republican, which is remarkable.
 
2014-02-21 02:55:52 PM  

Confabulat: I'm sympathetic to the idea that musicians shouldn't be expected to censor their thoughts or be good spokesmen, but what baffles me is how Republicans still cling to the guy and make excuses for him.


Ted admitted to having sex with many underage girls.

so it's not just the lyrics, it's his actions.
 
2014-02-21 02:57:09 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The resident office derper, when asked about pants-shiatting pedophile coward Ted Nugent who adopted a teenage girl so he could fark her, said "Yeah, well you libs worship Woody Allen and he did the same thing."

When asked to provide an example of a Democratic lawmaker inviting Woody Allen to the State of the Union address or openly soliciting Woody Allen's support in an election as Ted Nugent the pants-shiatting pedophile coward who adopted a teenage girl so he could fark her has been by Republican lawmakers, the resident office derper tried to change the subject to the Winter Olympics.


Granted, I may not be the biggest Woody Allen fan out there.  But I have no idea what his politics are.  I can guess, but that's about all I could do.

In any case, glad to see you're helping stem the tide of derp.

Nugent must love this.  It's no longer about issues.  It's all about him.

As I said, Abbot's not serious and neither is Nugent.

According to Oliver Willis at Media Matters, Nugent is denying that he has a history of making bigoted and misogynistic comments, stating:  "All the negative stuff is dishonest, all the really wonderful stuff is accurate."

As serious a Fark serial troll at best.
 
2014-02-21 02:59:14 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The resident office derper, when asked about pants-shiatting pedophile coward Ted Nugent who adopted a teenage girl so he could fark her, said "Yeah, well you libs worship Woody Allen and he did the same thing."

When asked to provide an example of a Democratic lawmaker inviting Woody Allen to the State of the Union address or openly soliciting Woody Allen's support in an election as Ted Nugent the pants-shiatting pedophile coward who adopted a teenage girl so he could fark her has been by Republican lawmakers, the resident office derper tried to change the subject to the Winter Olympics.


not to mention the fact that as creepy as it may be, woody never adopted his wife.
 
2014-02-21 03:00:19 PM  

vernonFL: Obama pals around with terrorists like Bill Ayers, Angela Davis and Mumia Abu Jamal.

Both sides are bad.


Well, I'm not voting for him again!
 
2014-02-21 03:02:43 PM  
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal. -Alice Cooper.
 
2014-02-21 03:03:50 PM  
You know things are bad when the Conservative-leaning Dallas Morning News is against you.
 
2014-02-21 03:05:43 PM  

vernonFL: Obama had thug rapper "Common" over to to the White House, no Lib outrage then.



He's not a draft-dodger or a pedophile.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:21 PM  

vernonFL: Obama had thug rapper "Common" over to to the White House, no Lib outrage then.


Well, Saint Reagan had the biggest sluts of the 20th century, Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor, to state dinners at the White House.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:37 PM  
"If he is good enough for Ted Nugent, he is good enough for me!" Palin wrote on her Facebook page Wednesday.

hmmmm

 "Those with that platform, with a microphone, a camera in their face, they have to have some more responsibility taken," she   on  Fox & Friends.
 
2014-02-21 03:07:48 PM  
By age 21, he had two children from two different women. By 30, after being married, having more kids and getting divorced, he was involved with a 17-year-old, for whom he assumed the mantle - with her parents' permission - of legal guardian.

"It just really wasn't a terribly appropriate situation in most people's eyes," said Pele Massa in the documentary, who said in the film that at 17 she became romantically involved with Nugent and was with him for nine years, though he wasn't faithful to her during that period, she said. "And now, it would be criminal."
 
2014-02-21 03:08:04 PM  

Confabulat: I've never seen a Democrat bring Jello Biafra along for a campaign speech.


I wait patiently. Jello Biafra isn't a Democrat, though. He, being an actual leftist probably wouldn't fit in in the right-of-center party.
 
2014-02-21 03:08:58 PM  
What is it with old rockers turning into douchebags? Granted, Ted was already an asshole, but Dave Mustane, most of Metallica... What the hell?.
 
2014-02-21 03:10:21 PM  

dr_blasto: Confabulat: I've never seen a Democrat bring Jello Biafra along for a campaign speech.

I wait patiently. Jello Biafra isn't a Democrat, though. He, being an actual leftist probably wouldn't fit in in the right-of-center party.


He's joining a new supergroup now anyway.
 
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