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(Gothamist)   For today's NYC subway etiquette lesson: Popping your partner's pimples while on a crowded train is farking disgusting, just so you know   (gothamist.com) divider line 109
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2014-02-21 01:54:53 PM
PIMPLE POPPER!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-21 02:00:27 PM
academic.reed.edu
 
2014-02-21 02:01:47 PM
How much of a person's day is spent in transit in NYC? That down time has to be used for something.
 
2014-02-21 02:24:53 PM
In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.
 
2014-02-21 02:49:18 PM
This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.
 
2014-02-21 02:50:16 PM
Next time, just take the pus.
 
2014-02-21 02:52:58 PM
On a list of disgusting things I have witnessed on NYC public transportation, this wouldn't even crack the top five.
 
2014-02-21 02:53:46 PM
At least they weren't BACK or ANUS pimples.
THAT is gross.
 
2014-02-21 02:54:37 PM
Still better than talking on a cellphone
 
2014-02-21 02:54:58 PM

tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.


What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.
 
2014-02-21 02:55:09 PM
If i get a big zit, ill go to the movies, wait til after the previews once it gets dark, and pop it onto the back of the person's neck in front of me.
 
2014-02-21 02:56:26 PM
Did she swallow?
 
2014-02-21 02:58:03 PM
Uh, I don't think they're together.

I think the popper is with the guy on the other side.

Maybe she's his dermatologist?
 
2014-02-21 02:58:10 PM
Popping someone elses pimples is disgusting. Popping someone elses pimples with no way of cleaning your hands afterwards is way more disgusting. Popping someone else pimples in public with no way to clean the pus off yourself afterwards and forcing others to watch....its not human. Jail is not good enough for scum like that.

/not sure if joking, its really gross
 
2014-02-21 02:58:28 PM
Baron Harkonnen rides the subway?
 
2014-02-21 02:59:33 PM
Did she lick her fingers after?
 
2014-02-21 03:01:02 PM

Buttknuckle: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.


After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that some people are classless and disgusting.

Shrugs.
 
2014-02-21 03:02:34 PM
Crop dust em' and find a new seat.
Problem no longer yours.
 
2014-02-21 03:04:04 PM

Buttknuckle: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.


Ironically, they'll tell you that they're very careful about their appearance.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:35 PM
The Quiet Car should be made the Silent Car because there is no reason you should be anything but quiet on a train.

tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.


I heard that noise and simultaneously get pissed and throw up in my mouth.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:47 PM

tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.


NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:59 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 03:07:54 PM
 
2014-02-21 03:07:56 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 03:08:15 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.



I hope you flipped out on them.  I would have.
 
2014-02-21 03:08:19 PM

InterruptingQuirk:


Exactly. It's evolutionary behavior. Why do you hate science, flatearthmitter?
 
2014-02-21 03:08:32 PM
Rude behavior? In New York City?

Why if it wasn't right there in pictures I wouldn't believe it.
 
2014-02-21 03:13:03 PM

Gunny Highway: The Quiet Car should be made the Silent Car because there is no reason you should be anything but quiet on a train.


But how else are people supposed to pass the 45 minute ride without constantly blabbering about their boring turd of a day?

/The loudest people always have the worst stories
//Special place in hell for the "quiet car doesn't apply to us, we're regulars" crowd
///Go one car back, you twats
 
2014-02-21 03:15:09 PM
At least its better than beatin the shiat out of eachother. Ya gotta love someone a whole lot to pop them buggers. Unless the popper is seriously sick with some type of pimple popping obsession. Ew.
 
2014-02-21 03:15:34 PM

cyberspacedout: Next time, just take the pus.


+1 internets
 
2014-02-21 03:16:58 PM

cyberspacedout: Next time, just take the pus.


I lol'd
 
2014-02-21 03:17:34 PM

tommyl66: /The loudest people always have the worst stories
//Special place in hell for the "quiet car doesn't apply to us, we're regulars" crowd
///Go one car back, you twats


I am a "regular" and I hate the regulars.  They have created gangs based on which train they train in the morning and god forbid there is a delay.

The strangest thing I have observed is that everyone stands silently on the platform until the train is one minute late and then all of a sudden everyone is chatting and palling around about commuting.  Please just leave me alone!

/I am friendly
//I just hate chatting about commuting or train riding
 
2014-02-21 03:18:16 PM
Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.
 
2014-02-21 03:18:21 PM
my ex was a pimple popper. She just loved to pop the damn things and would actually get upset that my back did not produce enough pimples to slate her appitite. I offered to purchase a reel of bubble wrap but she told me that it "wasn't the same". this put me to the idea of inventing fluid filled bubble wrap and sell it to the "preeners" of the world.

with all that said, she never did, nor would I alow her to after them in public.. that shiat's just wierd yo.

also... the proper name for a toe, or fingernail clipping is called a Veruka.
 
2014-02-21 03:19:10 PM

Evil Mackerel: Baron Harkonnen rides the subway?


No, but one of his Twisted Mentats has to get his fix.

/"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
//Apologies to Frank Herbert's  Dune
 
2014-02-21 03:19:40 PM

Bonzo_1116: Relevant yet timeless:

http://www.fark.com/comments/749105/Right-way-to-squeeze-a-pimple

Enjoy.


One of my buddies said the worst thing about being divorced was "nobody to pick your back".
 
2014-02-21 03:21:51 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.


www.madmagazine.com
 
2014-02-21 03:23:08 PM
 
2014-02-21 03:23:24 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Uh, I don't think they're together.

I think the popper is with the guy on the other side.

Maybe she's his dermatologist?


/This is how I met my wife.
 
2014-02-21 03:27:05 PM
My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.
 
2014-02-21 03:27:56 PM

gunther_bumpass: Rude behavior? In New York City?



Quoth the yokel...
 
2014-02-21 03:28:36 PM

buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.


Chinatown BUS y'all!
 
2014-02-21 03:30:43 PM
mayIFark


Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.


I am guessing you aren't a parent.
 
2014-02-21 03:34:19 PM
I first read that as "Popping your partner's nipples" and was all WTF?, but this is so much worse.

/Vanilla pudding for dessert tonight.
 
2014-02-21 03:38:42 PM

thamike: buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.

Chinatown BUS y'all!


Whupwhup!
 
2014-02-21 03:38:46 PM
I think the worst thing I saw on a commute was in a carpool. One of the guys we picked up just started clipping away at his nails in the backseat. The driver told him to stop or GTFO. I was new to the carpool and the clipper had done this before and wouldnt cleanup his mess. Farking animals.
 
2014-02-21 03:39:46 PM

scotchlandia: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Uh, I don't think they're together.

I think the popper is with the guy on the other side.

Maybe she's his dermatologist?

/This is how I met my wife.


Worst speed dating event...EVER!
 
2014-02-21 03:41:54 PM

Captain James T. Smirk: On a list of disgusting things I have witnessed on NYC public transportation, this wouldn't even crack the top five.


This right here.  The smell of a rotting carcass permeating the entire walkway is number one with me.
 
2014-02-21 03:42:15 PM

Nurglitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lo4TGR-A8


Needs a Not Safe For Lunch warning
 
2014-02-21 03:42:41 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: mayIFark


Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.


I am guessing you aren't a parent.


All boogies belong to daddy. Cuz otherwise they would just hang out there until bath day.
 
2014-02-21 03:43:48 PM

blatz514: PIMPLE POPPER, MD!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


FTFY. :-)
 
2014-02-21 03:43:51 PM

Cerebral Knievel: thamike: buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.

Chinatown BUS y'all!

Whupwhup!


Chinatown bus?  What about Chinatown station before the restoration of service over the Manhattan Bridge about 20 years ago.  The smell from the rotting what-ever-it-was that sank down into the station should've been registered as a level-3 biohazard by the EPA.
 
2014-02-21 03:43:51 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Crop dust em' and find a new seat.
Problem no longer yours.


That also stops seat kicking kids on a long flight, or so I've heard.
 
2014-02-21 03:44:36 PM

buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.


Are you sure they were Chinese? maybe they were Mongolians.
 
2014-02-21 03:47:18 PM

groppet: I think the worst thing I saw on a commute was in a carpool. One of the guys we picked up just started clipping away at his nails in the backseat. The driver told him to stop or GTFO. I was new to the carpool and the clipper had done this before and wouldnt cleanup his mess. Farking animals.


I work in a corporate setting. I was in meeting with the entire department with bosses from out of town and this women starts clipping her nails. It was gross and awkward.
 
2014-02-21 03:47:35 PM

Gunny Highway: tommyl66: /The loudest people always have the worst stories
//Special place in hell for the "quiet car doesn't apply to us, we're regulars" crowd
///Go one car back, you twats

I am a "regular" and I hate the regulars.  They have created gangs based on which train they train in the morning and god forbid there is a delay.

The strangest thing I have observed is that everyone stands silently on the platform until the train is one minute late and then all of a sudden everyone is chatting and palling around about commuting.  Please just leave me alone!

/I am friendly
//I just hate chatting about commuting or train riding


I just farking hate that shiat, seriously.  Number one on my pet peeves while riding the subway.

Look folks, public transportation isn't farking perfect, k?  You get breakdowns, you get delays, shiat happens alright?  Stop farking biatching about and figure an alternate way to get to work.

You should be thankful:  I was riding the trains when there was either a derailment or trains going out of service on a regular basis in the mid-80s.  THAT was a pain in the ass.
 
2014-02-21 03:50:41 PM

mayIFark: Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.


This. Exclamation point.
 
2014-02-21 03:51:07 PM
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-02-21 03:52:55 PM

big pig peaches: groppet: I think the worst thing I saw on a commute was in a carpool. One of the guys we picked up just started clipping away at his nails in the backseat. The driver told him to stop or GTFO. I was new to the carpool and the clipper had done this before and wouldnt cleanup his mess. Farking animals.

I work in a corporate setting. I was in meeting with the entire department with bosses from out of town and this women starts clipping her nails. It was gross and awkward.



My ex would talk about how during a company meeting, the CEO would spit chaw into a cup.
 
2014-02-21 03:53:48 PM
Let me preface this by saying I've never cut my nails in public.  Am I the only person that has nail trimmers that comes in a plastic cover that catches the trimmings?
 
2014-02-21 03:55:21 PM

Ennuipoet: In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.


A friend of mine witnessed a girl giving a guy a blowjob on the train. As he was getting off, he dumped the contents of his spit bottle (he dipped) all over her head and the guys dick.
 
2014-02-21 03:59:23 PM
The spit from dipping or a chaw is called ambeer.
 
2014-02-21 04:00:58 PM
"Those weren't oysters, you just drank the spittoon."
 
2014-02-21 04:01:07 PM
 And just as he was sucking the last of the festering pus out of her anal boil, she farted. He yelled "what are you trying to do, gross me out?"
 
2014-02-21 04:03:48 PM
Who do women enjoy popping men's zits?

My theory is:
a) It's a way for them to improve the man.
b) They get to inflict pain.

I'm not sure which of the two they enjoy most but from personal experience I think it's b.

She'll do that to me but my gf won't let me squeeze out her nose blackheads. Unfair.
 
2014-02-21 04:07:41 PM
From an old National Lampoon "classifieds" for dating:

He is an aquiline-nosed body builder.  I am a attractive, buxomed blonde with green teeth.  We want you to worship the rimey mulch at the base of my husband's cock-hilt and lick the duck butter congealed under my breasts.  In return, we'll feast on all the goo and fart paste you have to offer... and, God willing, you have plenty.
 
2014-02-21 04:10:34 PM

Porous Horace: Who do women enjoy popping men's zits?

My theory is:
a) It's a way for them to improve the man.
b) They get to inflict pain.

I'm not sure which of the two they enjoy most but from personal experience I think it's b.

She'll do that to me but my gf won't let me squeeze out her nose blackheads. Unfair.


I have an ex who I had to physically restrain because of scanning for a reason to "inflict pain".  At a family party someone else brought up the subject and it turned out that much of her family (in all, about 10 female cousins) did this.  What the f*ck, man?
 
2014-02-21 04:14:37 PM

JesusJuice: Ennuipoet: In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.

A friend of mine witnessed a girl giving a guy a blowjob on the train. As he was getting off, he dumped the contents of his spit bottle (he dipped) all over her head and the guys dick.


faithcenter.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-21 04:15:08 PM
ut about that guy next to them reading that book... I want to know what he's reading.
 
2014-02-21 04:17:31 PM
UGGGHHH.  And for all those that talk about women popping their husbands' zits - not all of us, my friends.  In fact, my husband is currently scheduled for surgery for an infected cyst (really big gross pimple) on his back, and he blames me for how big and gross it's gotten.  If I had been nice and popped it for him when it was smaller he wouldn't have to have surgery.

Blargh.  No way.
 
2014-02-21 04:21:12 PM

JesusJuice: Ennuipoet: In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.

A friend of mine witnessed a girl giving a guy a blowjob on the train. As he was getting off, he dumped the contents of his spit bottle (he dipped) all over her head and the guys dick.


static1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-21 04:23:08 PM

JesusJuice: Ennuipoet: In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.

A friend of mine witnessed a girl giving a guy a blowjob on the train. As he was getting off, he dumped the contents of his spit bottle (he dipped) all over her head and the guys dick.


Your friend or the guy getting the bj?
 
2014-02-21 04:24:38 PM

Rwa2play: Cerebral Knievel: thamike: buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.

Chinatown BUS y'all!

Whupwhup!

Chinatown bus?  What about Chinatown station before the restoration of service over the Manhattan Bridge about 20 years ago.  The smell from the rotting what-ever-it-was that sank down into the station should've been registered as a level-3 biohazard by the EPA.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 04:24:44 PM
Great video of blackheads being popped...in private:  http://youtu.be/KCKh0-vTRAE
 
2014-02-21 04:26:24 PM

Ennuipoet: In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.



Sounds like...

[sunglasses] A Crazy Train

1.bp.blogspot.com

YEAAAAHHHHHHHH.....
 
2014-02-21 04:28:06 PM
Cerebral Knievel:

also... the proper name for a toe, or fingernail clipping is called a Veruka.


Not quite sure about that, a verruca is a plantar wart.
 
2014-02-21 04:30:37 PM

Cerebral Knievel: my ex was a pimple popper. She just loved to pop the damn things and would actually get upset that my back did not produce enough pimples to slate her appitite. I offered to purchase a reel of bubble wrap but she told me that it "wasn't the same". this put me to the idea of inventing fluid filled bubble wrap and sell it to the "preeners" of the world.

with all that said, she never did, nor would I alow her to after them in public.. that shiat's just wierd yo.

also... the proper name for a toe, or fingernail clipping is called a Veruka.


www.crushable.com
 
2014-02-21 04:32:09 PM
Great googly fark, I am not often grossed out, but this grosses me out a lot.
 
2014-02-21 04:34:21 PM

mayIFark: Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.


What if you pop her pimple while she has her period?

Ooo, what about when you pop one and it's not only filled with pus but it bleeds too? Looks like strawberry yogurt.
 
2014-02-21 04:35:26 PM
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2014-02-21 04:35:56 PM
New York's alright if you like saxophones.
 
2014-02-21 04:39:18 PM

Tax Boy: [gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 500x300]


Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-21 04:41:35 PM
Relax, it's just a couple of the FLOTUS' "knuckleheads".
 
2014-02-21 04:47:58 PM

buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.


Snotrocketry is an art...it's a disgusting, obnoxious art, but it's an art.
 
2014-02-21 04:47:59 PM
 
2014-02-21 04:49:48 PM

MCStymie: buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.

Snotrocketry is an art...it's a disgusting, obnoxious art, but it's an art.


also known as a carpenter's hanky
 
2014-02-21 04:50:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-21 04:53:53 PM

Porous Horace: Who do women enjoy popping men's zits?

My theory is:
a) It's a way for them to improve the man.
b) They get to inflict pain.

I'm not sure which of the two they enjoy most but from personal experience I think it's b.

She'll do that to me but my gf won't let me squeeze out her nose blackheads. Unfair.


I wouldn't say i like to inflict pain.

It's more of a grooming impulse, like monkeys. It's very calming to me.

Plus I'm compulsive. Really, really compulsive. And have a high tolerance for bodily fluids and nastiness.
 
2014-02-21 04:54:58 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 04:55:35 PM

Nurglitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lo4TGR-A8


Obamacare Training Video
 
2014-02-21 04:56:28 PM
i saw someone doing this while waiting for a train a few weeks ago and really it was all i could do to not push the both of them onto the tracks.
 
2014-02-21 04:58:15 PM

Znuh: "Those weren't oysters, you just drank the spittoon."


thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
2014-02-21 04:59:00 PM

jfivealive: If i get a big zit, ill go to the movies, wait til after the previews once it gets dark, and pop it onto the back of the person's neck in front of me.


Nice try Pee Wee, but no one believed that excuse then, and they're not going to believe it now.  Let it go.
 
2014-02-21 05:03:12 PM

tripleseven: PC LOAD LETTER: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.


I hope you flipped out on them.  I would have.


I did the opposite. I told her what happened quietly and discreetly. She was a total Shaniqua, so it was by far the better tactic, she was mortified.
 
2014-02-21 05:04:46 PM

Sean M: Great video of blackheads being popped...in private:  http://youtu.be/KCKh0-vTRAE


So horrific, yet so inexplicably satisfying...
 
2014-02-21 05:05:53 PM
I think the pain thing is also a form of revenge, but maybe that's just my relationships.
 
2014-02-21 05:21:27 PM

Buttknuckle: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.


I do it on the privacy of my own home or, occasionally, fingernails (only) when alone in the car at red lights. I catch the pieces and toss 'em after I've parked.

That said, while I haven't seen anyone do this in public yet, I probably wouldn't care about fingernails as long as they picked the pieces up and trash canned them.

Toenails, however, are right out. or rather, keep 'em in. Hidden. Unless you're a foot model for toe rings or nail polish, don't risk it. Nobody wants to see your crusty-ass snaggle-toed four claws. Much less the clippings.
 
2014-02-21 05:22:55 PM

brimed03: Buttknuckle: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.

I do it on the privacy of my own home or, occasionally, fingernails (only) when alone in the car at red lights. I catch the pieces and toss 'em after I've parked.

That said, while I haven't seen anyone do this in public yet, I probably wouldn't care about fingernails as long as they picked the pieces up and trash canned them.

Toenails, however, are right out. or rather, keep 'em in. Hidden. Unless you're a foot model for toe rings or nail polish, don't risk it. Nobody wants to see your crusty-ass snaggle-toed four claws. Much less the clippings.


*foot. Foot-claws.

Farking mobile.
 
2014-02-21 05:31:49 PM
Hey now, hey now
Hey now, hey now
It's pimple, pop, poppin' time
pimple  poppin', poppin' time
I feel so good
(Ooo-wah)
And that's a real good sign
(Ooo-wah)
 
2014-02-21 05:42:25 PM
So I give my dog those fish oil pills (1 per day) which helps her generate body oil and excretes it along her back, etc to protect the hair.  Generated doggy oils make their coats shine and look good and is great protection for their coat.

This had the pleasant side-effect of giving her pimples.  Not too many, I usually find only 1 per week when scratching her.  But then I get to pop them, which is great.
 
2014-02-21 06:44:22 PM

Buttknuckle: JesusJuice: Ennuipoet: In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.

A friend of mine witnessed a girl giving a guy a blowjob on the train. As he was getting off, he dumped the contents of his spit bottle (he dipped) all over her head and the guys dick.

Your friend or the guy getting the bj?


Both, presumably.
 
2014-02-21 08:46:59 PM

Badafuco: cyberspacedout: Next time, just take the pus.

I lol'd


Spuddy345: cyberspacedout: Next time, just take the pus.

+1 internets


Thank you, I'll be here all night folks.

/Try the veal
//Tip your server.
///No, wait, not that server.
 
2014-02-21 10:14:03 PM
Without a mirror to squish them onto, it's just a waste of good pus.
 
2014-02-21 10:51:29 PM
i1229.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-21 10:59:11 PM
My brother once said "You know you have a keeper when she will pop the zits on your ass."
 
2014-02-21 11:39:17 PM
This is why I don't do mass transit.  The hippies can cry all they want about how it will save us but unless the powers that be are willing to exclude the lower class 60% or so of the population from riding mass transit it will always be an intolerable cesspool.
 
2014-02-22 01:16:07 AM

Ima4nic8or: This is why I don't do mass transit.  The hippies can cry all they want about how it will save us but unless the powers that be are willing to exclude the lower class 60% or so of the population from riding mass transit it will always be an intolerable cesspool.


On the west coast, its barely tolerable.

Barely.
 
2014-02-22 03:16:17 AM
not as bad as this:

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WTF!
 
2014-02-22 08:47:57 AM

Misterwonderful: not as bad as this:

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
WTF!


That's not an NYC subway car.

Also: WHO THE HELL STAYS AROUND TO TAKE A PHOTO??????
 
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