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(Gothamist)   For today's NYC subway etiquette lesson: Popping your partner's pimples while on a crowded train is farking disgusting, just so you know   (gothamist.com) divider line 109
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2014-02-21 01:54:53 PM
PIMPLE POPPER!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-21 02:00:27 PM
academic.reed.edu
 
2014-02-21 02:01:47 PM
How much of a person's day is spent in transit in NYC? That down time has to be used for something.
 
2014-02-21 02:24:53 PM
In the past decade I have witnessed vomiting, urination, copulation and just plain farking crazy shiat on the train...this is worse.

So. Much. Worse.
 
2014-02-21 02:49:18 PM
This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.
 
2014-02-21 02:50:16 PM
Next time, just take the pus.
 
2014-02-21 02:52:58 PM
On a list of disgusting things I have witnessed on NYC public transportation, this wouldn't even crack the top five.
 
2014-02-21 02:53:46 PM
At least they weren't BACK or ANUS pimples.
THAT is gross.
 
2014-02-21 02:54:37 PM
Still better than talking on a cellphone
 
2014-02-21 02:54:58 PM

tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.


What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.
 
2014-02-21 02:55:09 PM
If i get a big zit, ill go to the movies, wait til after the previews once it gets dark, and pop it onto the back of the person's neck in front of me.
 
2014-02-21 02:56:26 PM
Did she swallow?
 
2014-02-21 02:58:03 PM
Uh, I don't think they're together.

I think the popper is with the guy on the other side.

Maybe she's his dermatologist?
 
2014-02-21 02:58:10 PM
Popping someone elses pimples is disgusting. Popping someone elses pimples with no way of cleaning your hands afterwards is way more disgusting. Popping someone else pimples in public with no way to clean the pus off yourself afterwards and forcing others to watch....its not human. Jail is not good enough for scum like that.

/not sure if joking, its really gross
 
2014-02-21 02:58:28 PM
Baron Harkonnen rides the subway?
 
2014-02-21 02:59:33 PM
Did she lick her fingers after?
 
2014-02-21 03:01:02 PM

Buttknuckle: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.


After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that some people are classless and disgusting.

Shrugs.
 
2014-02-21 03:02:34 PM
Crop dust em' and find a new seat.
Problem no longer yours.
 
2014-02-21 03:04:04 PM

Buttknuckle: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

What is up with that?  I have noticed that more and more over the past two or three years.  At the office, at the DMV, at a freaking AA meeting.


Ironically, they'll tell you that they're very careful about their appearance.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:35 PM
The Quiet Car should be made the Silent Car because there is no reason you should be anything but quiet on a train.

tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.


I heard that noise and simultaneously get pissed and throw up in my mouth.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:47 PM

tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.


NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.
 
2014-02-21 03:06:59 PM
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2014-02-21 03:07:54 PM
 
2014-02-21 03:07:56 PM
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2014-02-21 03:08:15 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.



I hope you flipped out on them.  I would have.
 
2014-02-21 03:08:19 PM

InterruptingQuirk:


Exactly. It's evolutionary behavior. Why do you hate science, flatearthmitter?
 
2014-02-21 03:08:32 PM
Rude behavior? In New York City?

Why if it wasn't right there in pictures I wouldn't believe it.
 
2014-02-21 03:13:03 PM

Gunny Highway: The Quiet Car should be made the Silent Car because there is no reason you should be anything but quiet on a train.


But how else are people supposed to pass the 45 minute ride without constantly blabbering about their boring turd of a day?

/The loudest people always have the worst stories
//Special place in hell for the "quiet car doesn't apply to us, we're regulars" crowd
///Go one car back, you twats
 
2014-02-21 03:15:09 PM
At least its better than beatin the shiat out of eachother. Ya gotta love someone a whole lot to pop them buggers. Unless the popper is seriously sick with some type of pimple popping obsession. Ew.
 
2014-02-21 03:15:34 PM

cyberspacedout: Next time, just take the pus.


+1 internets
 
2014-02-21 03:16:58 PM

cyberspacedout: Next time, just take the pus.


I lol'd
 
2014-02-21 03:17:34 PM

tommyl66: /The loudest people always have the worst stories
//Special place in hell for the "quiet car doesn't apply to us, we're regulars" crowd
///Go one car back, you twats


I am a "regular" and I hate the regulars.  They have created gangs based on which train they train in the morning and god forbid there is a delay.

The strangest thing I have observed is that everyone stands silently on the platform until the train is one minute late and then all of a sudden everyone is chatting and palling around about commuting.  Please just leave me alone!

/I am friendly
//I just hate chatting about commuting or train riding
 
2014-02-21 03:18:16 PM
Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.
 
2014-02-21 03:18:21 PM
my ex was a pimple popper. She just loved to pop the damn things and would actually get upset that my back did not produce enough pimples to slate her appitite. I offered to purchase a reel of bubble wrap but she told me that it "wasn't the same". this put me to the idea of inventing fluid filled bubble wrap and sell it to the "preeners" of the world.

with all that said, she never did, nor would I alow her to after them in public.. that shiat's just wierd yo.

also... the proper name for a toe, or fingernail clipping is called a Veruka.
 
2014-02-21 03:19:10 PM

Evil Mackerel: Baron Harkonnen rides the subway?


No, but one of his Twisted Mentats has to get his fix.

/"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
//Apologies to Frank Herbert's  Dune
 
2014-02-21 03:19:40 PM

Bonzo_1116: Relevant yet timeless:

http://www.fark.com/comments/749105/Right-way-to-squeeze-a-pimple

Enjoy.


One of my buddies said the worst thing about being divorced was "nobody to pick your back".
 
2014-02-21 03:21:51 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: tripleseven: This is worse than people who clip their nails on the subway, and let the dregs fall to the floor.

NO NO NO NO. I was hit RIGHT ON THE farkING LIP with someone's nail clipping. ON. THE. LIP.


www.madmagazine.com
 
2014-02-21 03:23:08 PM
 
2014-02-21 03:23:24 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Uh, I don't think they're together.

I think the popper is with the guy on the other side.

Maybe she's his dermatologist?


/This is how I met my wife.
 
2014-02-21 03:27:05 PM
My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.
 
2014-02-21 03:27:56 PM

gunther_bumpass: Rude behavior? In New York City?



Quoth the yokel...
 
2014-02-21 03:28:36 PM

buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.


Chinatown BUS y'all!
 
2014-02-21 03:30:43 PM
mayIFark


Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.


I am guessing you aren't a parent.
 
2014-02-21 03:34:19 PM
I first read that as "Popping your partner's nipples" and was all WTF?, but this is so much worse.

/Vanilla pudding for dessert tonight.
 
2014-02-21 03:38:42 PM

thamike: buckler: My persistent irritant in NYC was the Chinese guys who would be walking on the street or sidewalk, then press against one side of their nose and let fly from the other nostril. Farking disgusting.

Chinatown BUS y'all!


Whupwhup!
 
2014-02-21 03:38:46 PM
I think the worst thing I saw on a commute was in a carpool. One of the guys we picked up just started clipping away at his nails in the backseat. The driver told him to stop or GTFO. I was new to the carpool and the clipper had done this before and wouldnt cleanup his mess. Farking animals.
 
2014-02-21 03:39:46 PM

scotchlandia: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Uh, I don't think they're together.

I think the popper is with the guy on the other side.

Maybe she's his dermatologist?

/This is how I met my wife.


Worst speed dating event...EVER!
 
2014-02-21 03:41:54 PM

Captain James T. Smirk: On a list of disgusting things I have witnessed on NYC public transportation, this wouldn't even crack the top five.


This right here.  The smell of a rotting carcass permeating the entire walkway is number one with me.
 
2014-02-21 03:42:15 PM

Nurglitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lo4TGR-A8


Needs a Not Safe For Lunch warning
 
2014-02-21 03:42:41 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: mayIFark


Popping anyone else's pimple but your own is disgusting. Period.


I am guessing you aren't a parent.


All boogies belong to daddy. Cuz otherwise they would just hang out there until bath day.
 
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