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2014-02-21 10:49:39 AM
Aw Geeez.  Is there nothing the Japanese can't screw up?  They should be proud of her. Hey, it is where she learned to play pinball am I right?
 
2014-02-21 10:54:23 AM
I thought they liked pinball over there?
 
2014-02-21 11:08:36 AM
I didn't see this coming.

/Neither did she.
 
2014-02-21 12:46:35 PM
Anne Frank   Helen Keller
 
2014-02-21 12:57:02 PM
"If I was a chick named Anne I'd open a hotdog stand in Germany and call it "Anne's Franks" - Howard Stern
 
2014-02-21 12:57:32 PM
"Librarians saw and heard nothing."
 
2014-02-21 12:57:39 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they liked pinball over there?


You win
 
2014-02-21 12:59:03 PM
*FACEPALM*
 
2014-02-21 12:59:18 PM
One of the more racist country in the world having issues with a book written by a Jewish person? No way!
 
2014-02-21 12:59:56 PM
If only her books were on that plane for her round-the-world flight this would never have happened.  Instead she took an axe and gave those books 40 whacks.
 
2014-02-21 01:02:16 PM
How many n00bs will subby catch?
Over/under set at 5.
 
2014-02-21 01:02:20 PM

doglover: I didn't see this coming.

/Neither did she.


Because she's dead?
 
2014-02-21 01:03:31 PM
I thought she only wrote the one book.  Were these prequels, sequels or reboots?
 
2014-02-21 01:03:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they liked pinball over there?


Damn you.  I came to the thread to post that.

I am but the learner.
 
2014-02-21 01:04:34 PM
I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.
 
2014-02-21 01:04:37 PM

Harry Freakstorm: I thought she only wrote the one book.  Were these prequels, sequels or reboots?


Well, I certainly hope she didn't write a pilot's manual.
 
2014-02-21 01:05:36 PM
Is it bad the first thing I thought of was that 256 would have been a much nicer number?
 
2014-02-21 01:05:55 PM
Well, to the Japanese's credit.   They read books backwards, so to them, the Germans come in and everything else seems to be flashback.

Crime novel mysteries must be infuriating.
 
2014-02-21 01:07:45 PM

ciberido: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they liked pinball over there?

Damn you.  I came to the thread to post that.



So did I, but I's too late, the thread had already been mooned. Grandstanded. Raight there in fronta tha shock absorbers.
 
2014-02-21 01:07:59 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.


What?! Clearly you don't remember who we fought in the Spanish-American War.
 
2014-02-21 01:08:10 PM
"Those deaf, dumb and blind girls sho' plays a mean pinball!"
 
2014-02-21 01:10:09 PM

HawgWild: Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

What?! Clearly you don't remember who we fought in the Spanish-American War.


Of course. It was Poland and Australia.
 
2014-02-21 01:10:47 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: How many n00bs will subby catch?
Over/under set at 5.


Already got one.
 
2014-02-21 01:15:22 PM
The perpetrator was likely a Belieber.
 
2014-02-21 01:17:04 PM
She was only deaf and blind. She could speak but was hard to understand.
 
2014-02-21 01:17:21 PM

Slypork: HawgWild: Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

What?! Clearly you don't remember who we fought in the Spanish-American War.

Of course. It was Poland and Australia.


Stupid Japanese Nazis ...

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
 
2014-02-21 01:17:57 PM
Not sure if submitter is trolling us and all these farkers are playing along or if submitter is idiot and all these farkers are too.
 
2014-02-21 01:18:34 PM

JackieRabbit: "Those deaf, dumb and blind girls sho' plays a mean pinball!"


Well, she did before she disfigured herself so horribly trying to answer the iron.
 
2014-02-21 01:19:04 PM
Braille books are hard to replace.
 
2014-02-21 01:20:18 PM

Chakro: She was only deaf and blind. She could speak but was hard to understand.


I never knew that.  That must have been frustrating, having discovered radioactivity and not being able to easily tell anyone about it.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-21 01:21:46 PM
Copies of Tommy: The Movie unfortunately remain in tact.
 
2014-02-21 01:22:17 PM

HawgWild: Slypork: HawgWild: Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

What?! Clearly you don't remember who we fought in the Spanish-American War.

Of course. It was Poland and Australia.

Stupid Japanese Nazis ...

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!


Yeah! They hid my bike in the basement!
 
2014-02-21 01:24:00 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 01:24:44 PM

Slypork: HawgWild: Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

What?! Clearly you don't remember who we fought in the Spanish-American War.

Of course. It was Poland and Australia.


It's not over, just like it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
 
2014-02-21 01:28:35 PM

bentley57: [img.fark.net image 320x386]


That was taken a minute before "Mittens" suddenly snapped and broke Helen's fingers; she spoke with a lisp from that day forward.
 
2014-02-21 01:29:46 PM
The Spanish-American War?  And what did we get out of that?   Cuba, and we gave that back.
 
2014-02-21 01:29:48 PM

toraque: Chakro: She was only deaf and blind. She could speak but was hard to understand.

I never knew that.  That must have been frustrating, having discovered radioactivity and not being able to easily tell anyone about it.


Her father could understand her and wrote it all down but the Nazis found it.
 
2014-02-21 01:30:08 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-21 01:31:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they liked pinball over there?


Do I want to understand the pinball reference?
 
2014-02-21 01:31:42 PM

ciberido: Slypork: HawgWild: Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

What?! Clearly you don't remember who we fought in the Spanish-American War.

Of course. It was Poland and Australia.

It's not over, just like it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.


2.bp.blogspot.com
"Forget it. He's rolling."
 
2014-02-21 01:31:53 PM

bentley57:


I'm going to Hell.
 
2014-02-21 01:33:46 PM
I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.
 
2014-02-21 01:36:54 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it. The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

Sorry, but as a veteran of Battlefield 1942, I can tell you that the Nazis gave every almost every Japanese soldier a Panzerschreck. You can't drive a tank up Mount Suribachi without a bunch of defenders raining Nazi anti tank rockets down on you.
 
2014-02-21 01:38:07 PM
If they were sent to prison in the US for doing this kind of damage to property, would the be sent to Attica?
 
2014-02-21 01:40:54 PM
Well, in spite of all those hardships she had to endure, at least her advice columns were very useful and I learned a lot from them over the years.
 
2014-02-21 01:41:09 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it. The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.

Sorry, but as a veteran of Battlefield 1942, I can tell you that the Nazis gave every almost every Japanese soldier a Panzerschreck. You can't drive a tank up Mount Suribachi without a bunch of defenders raining Nazi anti tank rockets down on you.


As General of the Army in BF2, I can say this is probably true.
 
2014-02-21 01:44:19 PM

zulius: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they liked pinball over there?

Do I want to understand the pinball reference?


I dunno... there has to be a twist.
 
2014-02-21 01:45:52 PM

zulius: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they liked pinball over there?

Do I want to understand the pinball reference?


Probably. It's a "rock opera." (Musical theater for cool people.)

The Who's Tommy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRrH70pViU
 
2014-02-21 01:48:04 PM

bentley57: [img.fark.net image 320x386]


Dammit, I'm laughing way too hard over that.
 
2014-02-21 01:48:26 PM

skinink: One of the more racist country in the world having issues with a book written by a Jewish person? No way!


You sound racist. And fat.
 
2014-02-21 01:49:56 PM
as long as they didn't destroy that first American flag she made on her deathbed, I'm OK with this
 
2014-02-21 01:53:01 PM

Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.


Anne Sullivan was a teacher and friend of Laura Ingles Wilder who wrote a book called "The Miracle Worker" about how she taught Laura's sister Mary to read braille. Mary was blind like Anne Frank but could hear. It can get a bit confusing.
 
2014-02-21 01:53:42 PM
Does any one know if her plane was defaced as well? Ii thought it blew up a Buddah statue or something.
 
2014-02-21 01:56:37 PM

red5ish: Not sure if submitter is trolling us and all these farkers are playing along or if submitter is idiot and all these farkers are too.


look, she left the books on the bus.  Don't blame us.
 
2014-02-21 02:00:35 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: I wouldn't worry about it.  The Japanese don't have a history of associating with Nazis.


Well, to be fair, the Japs were allied with the Germans during the war, and that girl was clearly an enemy of their friend.

/moral relativism or something
 
2014-02-21 02:00:59 PM
Late to the party. Everything seems covered though...

/Will never get tired of this unfortunately
 
2014-02-21 02:01:16 PM
Headline is ignorant.  How could a deaf, dumb, blind girl have flown an airplane?
 
2014-02-21 02:04:41 PM

Chakro: Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.

Anne Sullivan was a teacher and friend of Laura Ingles Wilder who wrote a book called "The Miracle Worker" about how she taught Laura's sister Mary to read braille. Mary was blind like Anne Frank but could hear. It can get a bit confusing.


She was the author of a syndicated advice column.  I am not sure where you get your BS information.
 
2014-02-21 02:04:52 PM

Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.

Seems there is a lot of confusion here about who Anne Frank was. She surely wasn't deaf, dumb or blind.
Maybe a little "dumb ugly" looking.
 
2014-02-21 02:06:26 PM

Stoker: Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.
Seems there is a lot of confusion here about who Anne Frank was. She surely wasn't deaf, dumb or blind.
Maybe a little "dumb ugly" looking.


What a moran.
 
2014-02-21 02:10:13 PM

MycroftHolmes: She was the author of a syndicated advice column. I am not sure where you get your BS information.


Prudie's last name is Frank?
 
2014-02-21 02:10:27 PM

MycroftHolmes: Stoker: Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.
Seems there is a lot of confusion here about who Anne Frank was. She surely wasn't deaf, dumb or blind.
Maybe a little "dumb ugly" looking.

What a moran.


The "ugly" comment? Maybe he thinks she just needed a shower or something.
 
2014-02-21 02:12:53 PM

MooseUpNorth: MycroftHolmes: She was the author of a syndicated advice column. I am not sure where you get your BS information.

Prudie's last name is Frank?


Prudence is her last name.  Dear is her first name.  Can't you read?
 
2014-02-21 02:12:59 PM

MycroftHolmes: Chakro: Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.

Anne Sullivan was a teacher and friend of Laura Ingles Wilder who wrote a book called "The Miracle Worker" about how she taught Laura's sister Mary to read braille. Mary was blind like Anne Frank but could hear. It can get a bit confusing.

She was the author of a syndicated advice column.  I am not sure where you get your BS information.


That came later when she became famous from the sales of her book.
 
2014-02-21 02:14:32 PM

mrinfoguy: Does any one know if her plane was defaced as well? Ii thought it blew up a Buddah statue or something.


They haven't found her plane yet, you idiot.
 
2014-02-21 02:17:01 PM

baconbeard: mrinfoguy: Does any one know if her plane was defaced as well? Ii thought it blew up a Buddah statue or something.

They haven't found her plane yet, you idiot.


What a way to go.

You escape the Nazis in a plane and then crash the plane because you are deaf & blind.

Tragic, really.
 
2014-02-21 02:17:31 PM
why the barking mad fk did I walk in here.
 
2014-02-21 02:18:45 PM

legion_of_doo: baconbeard: mrinfoguy: Does any one know if her plane was defaced as well? Ii thought it blew up a Buddah statue or something.

They haven't found her plane yet, you idiot.

What a way to go.

You escape the Nazis in a plane and then crash the plane because you are deaf & blind.

Tragic, really.


That's kind of what you get when you power your plane with the Radium you discovered.
 
2014-02-21 02:19:29 PM
Instead of vandalizing them should have just hid them in the wall.
 
2014-02-21 02:20:11 PM
I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...
 
2014-02-21 02:21:52 PM

stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...


You are confused.  It was Interview with a Vampire that she wrote.
 
2014-02-21 02:24:03 PM

MycroftHolmes: stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...

You are confused.  It was Interview with a Vampire that she wrote.


She wrote more than one book.... duh.
 
2014-02-21 02:25:25 PM

MycroftHolmes: stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...

You are confused.  It was Interview with a Vampire that she wrote.


Which was impressive that she had time to do that, and take cute pictures of babies dressed up as plants.
 
2014-02-21 02:26:18 PM

stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...


Nah, that was Paul Frank.
 
2014-02-21 02:28:20 PM

MycroftHolmes: Headline is ignorant.  How could a deaf, dumb, blind girl have flown an airplane?


She flies by sense of smell, obviously.
 
2014-02-21 02:29:06 PM

MycroftHolmes: MycroftHolmes: stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...

You are confused.  It was Interview with a Vampire that she wrote.

Which was impressive that she had time to do that, and take cute pictures of babies dressed up as plants.


I dont understand the obsession with her diarrhea, though.
 
2014-02-21 02:39:27 PM
So what if someone burned a bunch of hot pink and rainbow notebooks and binders that were popular in the nineties.  Those things were garish and no one will miss them.
 
2014-02-21 02:39:42 PM
When you fake your own kidnapping and rob a bank, this is what you get.
 
2014-02-21 02:40:52 PM

MooseUpNorth: stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...

Nah, that was Paul Frank.


I thought that was Rand Paul. And it still just amazes me that Anne's nephew Barney got elected to Congress.
 
2014-02-21 02:43:44 PM

MycroftHolmes: Headline is ignorant.  How could a deaf, dumb, blind girl have flown an airplane?


Auto pilot.  Duh!
 
2014-02-21 02:45:25 PM

Spanky McStupid: MycroftHolmes: Headline is ignorant.  How could a deaf, dumb, blind girl have flown an airplane?

Auto pilot.  Duh!


I wonder how she interacted with the autopilot

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 02:46:02 PM

ciberido: MycroftHolmes: Headline is ignorant.  How could a deaf, dumb, blind girl have flown an airplane?

She flies by sense of smell, obviously.


Well, her dog did. Course correction for the local biatch in heat may have caused navigation errors.
 
2014-02-21 02:49:55 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Sorry, but as a veteran of Battlefield 1942, I can tell you that the Nazis gave every almost every Japanese soldier a Panzerschreck.



Is that German for wedgie?
 
2014-02-21 02:51:47 PM
See, that's what happens when you date Ellen.
 
2014-02-21 03:09:42 PM
bentley57

bahaaaa
 
2014-02-21 03:11:48 PM

Chakro: She was only deaf and blind. She could speak but was hard to understand.


In this case, they actuall could have.used her around.  Water was the first word she learned, right?
 
2014-02-21 03:15:40 PM
Well, she would never have gone blind if she hadn't messed with all that radioactive crap.
 
2014-02-21 03:18:00 PM
Very strange at one point ( to the best of my knowledge) the book was very popular in Japan  at one time.  If  i had to guess this was done by one of those in Japan who refuse to acknowledge the reality of the atrocities there forebears committed in world war II.

Mind why they chose a book tat has nothing to do with Japan in world II I have no clue, the one thing i can see is this particular book would get the act noticed and the media would pick it up.
 
2014-02-21 03:18:01 PM

doyner: Anne Frank   Helen Keller


Anne Frank, Helen Keller
Arthur Rank and Uri Geller

All we are saying is give peace a chance
 
2014-02-21 03:29:38 PM

MycroftHolmes: Spanky McStupid: MycroftHolmes: Headline is ignorant.  How could a deaf, dumb, blind girl have flown an airplane?

Auto pilot.  Duh!

I wonder how she interacted with the autopilot

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]


I heard she blew it.
 
2014-02-21 03:33:31 PM

Billy Liar: doyner: Anne Frank   Helen Keller

Anne Frank, Helen Keller
Arthur Rank and Uri Geller


Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide
 
2014-02-21 03:38:25 PM

Slypork: MooseUpNorth: stonicus: I hate Anne Frank and her stupid Atlas Shrugged book...

Nah, that was Paul Frank.

I thought that was Rand Paul. And it still just amazes me that Anne's nephew Barney got elected to Congress.


And she doesn't talk much about her singing career -- only when she is in her home country -- Canada. She feels more free to write there too.
 
2014-02-21 03:42:16 PM
I don't understand how she had time to write a book with all the pitchers of water she was delivering to the cannon crews and the wounded and dying.
 
2014-02-21 03:50:40 PM
Apparently the Japanese think that she should have sat in the back of the bus.
 
2014-02-21 03:51:13 PM
Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?
 
2014-02-21 03:54:41 PM
This thread is a magnificent symphony.
 
2014-02-21 03:59:48 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


We know, we know..... "I Am Woman"......
 
2014-02-21 03:59:49 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


www.examiner.com
 
2014-02-21 04:00:30 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 04:01:46 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?



Wasn't Helen Keller the chick in "The Matrix" that told Neo sometimes there is no bent spoon?
 
2014-02-21 04:02:12 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot
 
2014-02-21 04:03:05 PM

give me doughnuts: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


Wasn't Helen Keller the chick in "The Matrix" that told Neo sometimes there is no bent spoon?


No, she was that chick with the big forehead from 'As Good As It Gets'.  Loved her in Quarterback Princess.
 
2014-02-21 04:03:31 PM

Chakro: Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.

Anne Sullivan was a teacher and friend of Laura Ingles Wilder who wrote a book called "The Miracle Worker" about how she taught Laura's sister Mary to read braille. Mary was blind like Anne Frank but could hear. It can get a bit confusing.


I knew that - it was my attempt at a joke.
 
2014-02-21 04:08:35 PM

MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot


FFS. That was Betsy Ross.
 
2014-02-21 04:09:27 PM

Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.


Wasn't she on Golden Girls?
 
2014-02-21 04:12:58 PM

Phony_Soldier: Chakro: Phony_Soldier: I have to stop reading fark. One day I'm going to get Anne Frank and Anne Sullivan confused.

Anne Sullivan was a teacher and friend of Laura Ingles Wilder who wrote a book called "The Miracle Worker" about how she taught Laura's sister Mary to read braille. Mary was blind like Anne Frank but could hear. It can get a bit confusing.

I knew that - it was my attempt at a joke.


If you had read the rest of the thread you would know that this is a very serious conversation going on.
 
2014-02-21 04:17:10 PM

red5ish: Not sure if submitter is trolling us and all these farkers are playing along or if submitter is idiot and all these farkers are too.


You missed the meme presumably.
 
2014-02-21 04:20:45 PM

MycroftHolmes: Billy Liar: doyner: Anne Frank   Helen Keller

Anne Frank, Helen Keller
Arthur Rank and Uri Geller

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide


That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
 
2014-02-21 04:21:54 PM

MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?


Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.
 
2014-02-21 04:27:05 PM

Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.


You're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt
 
2014-02-21 04:27:46 PM

Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.


I respect the hell out of her for recovering from Alcohlism
 
2014-02-21 04:28:16 PM

offmymeds: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?
-=-

Oh, I get it now. Everyone thinks they are in a Monty Python skit or something. "Everything but the truth."
 
2014-02-21 04:35:32 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?



You can't explain that.
 
2014-02-21 04:39:55 PM
Anne Frank wasn't deaf, blind, or dumb. (Also the correct term is mute not dumb)
You might be confusing her with Helen Keller (who was just deaf and blind).
Unless of course, I'm missing a joke. If I am can someone tell me?
 
2014-02-21 04:41:24 PM

WeenerGord: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


You can't explain that.


And if she werent deaf she could have heard the Nazis coming.
 
2014-02-21 04:41:39 PM

Breawycker: Anne Frank wasn't deaf, blind, or dumb. (Also the correct term is mute not dumb)
You might be confusing her with Helen Keller (who was just deaf and blind).
Unless of course, I'm missing a joke. If I am can someone tell me?


They also do not put shrimp on the barbie in Austria
 
2014-02-21 04:44:05 PM

Breawycker: Anne Frank wasn't deaf, blind, or dumb. (Also the correct term is mute not dumb)
You might be confusing her with Helen Keller (who was just deaf and blind).
Unless of course, I'm missing a joke. If I am can someone tell me?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-21 04:46:20 PM

legion_of_doo: WeenerGord: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


You can't explain that.

And if she werent deaf she could have heard the Nazis coming.



But since she was still blind, she could Nazi them.
 
2014-02-21 04:49:08 PM
Hrm, we have Japan, the most infamously racist country in the world with a severe combination of unsupportable macho fantasies and general worldwide loss of influence in recent years.

We have books by a helpless little Jewish girl.

Yup, pretty inevitable.
 
2014-02-21 04:50:10 PM

Stoker: offmymeds: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?
-=-
Oh, I get it now. Everyone thinks they are in a Monty Python skit or something. "Everything but the truth."


I'm afraid you're mistaken. We are all correct. It is you who is woefully ignorant of the great historical figures and the intellectual debates we have about them and their accomplishments. I still recall the time we talked about Orville and Wilbur inventing the turn signal. Or the amazing moment when Lance Armstrong walked on the moon.
 
2014-02-21 04:51:13 PM

Breawycker: Anne Frank wasn't deaf, blind, or dumb. (Also the correct term is mute not dumb)
You might be confusing her with Helen Keller (who was just deaf and blind).
Unless of course, I'm missing a joke. If I am can someone tell me?


Shhh. Go back to sleep, dear. The grownups are talking.
 
2014-02-21 05:03:52 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.

You're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt



Wish I could GIS an image of The Tick talking to Eleanor Roosevelt in the diner, from the first edition. Alas, it was not to be.
 
2014-02-21 05:06:05 PM

Slypork: Shhh. Go back to sleep, dear. The grownups are talking drunk.


FTFY.

/  (...Hic...)
 
2014-02-21 05:29:58 PM

Harry Freakstorm: I thought she only wrote the one book.  Were these prequels, sequels or reboots?


other books in the series

the return of anne frank
anne frank vs the gestapo
anne frank and the ghost in the attic

/got nuthin
 
2014-02-21 05:30:25 PM
You know what else doesn't get old?

i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-21 05:35:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.

You're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt


You're thinking of Eleanor Rigby.
 
2014-02-21 05:39:36 PM
I don't know if you all heard, and this is recent news, Ann Frank was found on a small desert island. She was convinced WW 2 was still going on, and refused too believe peace had come after 40 years of war. General Fransisco Franco was called in, her former commanding officer, to convince her it was over and to return to her homeland of Canadia.
 
2014-02-21 05:41:41 PM

Silly_Sot: Hrm, we have Japan, the most infamously racist country in the world with a severe combination of unsupportable macho fantasies and general worldwide loss of influence in recent years.

We have books by a helpless little Jewish girl.

Yup, pretty inevitable.


Oh bullshiat.

First I'll think you'll find that America is the most "infamously racist" country in the world.

The Japanese did absolutely horrific things to people during war; acts that were enabled, but not caused, by their contempt for non-Japanese.  Today, they're mainly the kind of racist that's bred out of isolation and ignorance, not out of hate.


Also, just because Americans are obsessed with Jews, don't assume the rest of the world is.  In Asia they couldn't be of less consequence.  There is literally not a single reason for an Asian (even the Muslim ones) to give a shiat about Jews either way.  Even the most xenophobic Japanese person would give Jews 0 seconds of thought per year.  Japanese racists mainly hate other Asians.

This sounds like the work of someone with a form of obsessive psychosis.  Which the morally superior America has none of, of course.
 
2014-02-21 05:59:19 PM

red5ish: Not sure if submitter is trolling us and all these farkers are playing along or if submitter is idiot and all these farkers are too.


* Checks profile*  -- been here for seven years.  You must be trolling.
 
2014-02-21 06:08:38 PM

Spanky McStupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.

You're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt

You're thinking of Eleanor Rigby.


You're thinking of mordecai and rigby
 
2014-02-21 06:15:21 PM

The water was cold: red5ish: Not sure if submitter is trolling us and all these farkers are playing along or if submitter is idiot and all these farkers are too.

* Checks profile*  -- been here for seven years.  You must be trolling.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 06:23:12 PM
ALrighty, subby caught5 at least 3.
Did I miss any?
 
2014-02-21 06:23:49 PM
hmmm, maybe 4,
 
2014-02-21 07:30:36 PM
Wuthering Heights isn't that bad of a book, really.
 
2014-02-21 07:35:50 PM
Who the fark is Anne Frank? She must not matter since she's neither American nor male.
 
2014-02-21 07:55:25 PM

pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


No, no, no, you're thinking of the woman who wrote 'Catch 22.'
 
2014-02-21 07:56:57 PM

Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Billy Liar: doyner: Anne Frank   Helen Keller

Anne Frank, Helen Keller
Arthur Rank and Uri Geller

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.


You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
 
2014-02-21 08:11:38 PM

Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Billy Liar: doyner: Anne Frank   Helen Keller

Anne Frank, Helen Keller
Arthur Rank and Uri Geller

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.


Life is a Rock, but the radio rolled me
Gotta turn it up louder, so the DJ told me
 
2014-02-21 08:12:34 PM

El Rich-o: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

No, no, no, you're thinking of the woman who wrote 'Catch 22.'



Nipples like Bing cherries!
 
2014-02-21 08:35:28 PM

trappedspirit: Spanky McStupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.

You're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt

You're thinking of Eleanor Rigby.

You're thinking of mordecai and rigby


Now that I think of it, I  was thinking of Eleanor Donahue
 
2014-02-21 09:25:56 PM

Breawycker: Anne Frank wasn't deaf, blind, or dumb. (Also the correct term is mute not dumb)
You might be confusing her with Helen Keller (who was just deaf and blind).
Unless of course, I'm missing a joke. If I am can someone tell me?


Always know your meme.
 
2014-02-21 09:28:34 PM

if_i_really_have_to: Silly_Sot: Hrm, we have Japan, the most infamously racist country in the world with a severe combination of unsupportable macho fantasies and general worldwide loss of influence in recent years.

We have books by a helpless little Jewish girl.

Yup, pretty inevitable.

Oh bullshiat.

First I'll think you'll find that America is the most "infamously racist" country in the world.

The Japanese did absolutely horrific things to people during war; acts that were enabled, but not caused, by their contempt for non-Japanese.  Today, they're mainly the kind of racist that's bred out of isolation and ignorance, not out of hate.


Also, just because Americans are obsessed with Jews, don't assume the rest of the world is.  In Asia they couldn't be of less consequence.  There is literally not a single reason for an Asian (even the Muslim ones) to give a shiat about Jews either way.  Even the most xenophobic Japanese person would give Jews 0 seconds of thought per year.  Japanese racists mainly hate other Asians.


Speaking of bullshiat....
 
2014-02-21 09:39:08 PM
i.telegraph.co.uktimeglobalspin.files.wordpress.comtimeglobalspin.files.wordpress.comtimeglobalspin.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-21 09:39:43 PM
oops sorry about that
 
2014-02-21 10:09:19 PM

Bucky Katt: oops sorry about that


Hey it's nice to see they all Cos-play, and Anne Frank looks wonderful with her pet cat.
 
2014-02-21 10:15:48 PM

Spanky McStupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slypork: MycroftHolmes: Whack-a-Mole: MycroftHolmes: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?

Anne Frank founded the Red Cross.  Idiot

FFS. That was Betsy Ross.

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Good lord. That was Betty Crocker.

You're thinking of Eleanor Roosevelt

You're thinking of Eleanor Rigby.


I thought Anne Frank did the first zero-G bikini photo shoot, way before Kate Upton.
 
2014-02-21 11:09:26 PM
Anne Frank's plane crash was very sad. Donovan wrote that song "American Pie" about it. Later it was turned into a movie of the same name.
 
2014-02-21 11:13:31 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Anne Frank's plane crash was very sad. Donovan wrote that song "American Pie" about it. Later it was turned into a movie of the same name.

Was that the one where they say life is like a box of chocolates?
.
 
2014-02-22 12:10:05 AM

legion_of_doo: WeenerGord: pandasetebamboo: Everyone does understand that Anne Frank was a Jew that died in the holocaust and not Helen Keller?


You can't explain that.

And if she werent deaf she could have heard the Nazis coming.


Especially since they were always goose-stepping and singing everywhere they went.  And since she was blind, she didn't see all the torches.

Why she didn't take Marie Curie's offer to fly her to safety is one of history's greatest unanswered questions.
 
2014-02-22 02:41:17 AM
WTF is wrong with you, idiot subby?  Anne Frank was neither deaf, dumb, nor blind.  You're confusing her with Helen Keller, you idiot.
 
2014-02-22 07:11:08 AM

Slypork: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Anne Frank's plane crash was very sad. Donovan wrote that song "American Pie" about it. Later it was turned into a movie of the same name.

Was that the one where they say life is like a box of chocolates?
.

Nope, but she had to go sit on the Group W bench.
 
2014-02-22 09:09:15 AM

TOSViolation: WTF is wrong with you, idiot subby?  Anne Frank was neither deaf, dumb, nor blind.  You're confusing her with Helen Keller, you idiot.


the woman who sang "I am woman, hear me roar"?  I don't think it's the subby who is confused.
 
2014-02-22 09:15:53 AM

MycroftHolmes: TOSViolation: WTF is wrong with you, idiot subby?  Anne Frank was neither deaf, dumb, nor blind.  You're confusing her with Helen Keller, you idiot.

the woman who sang "I am woman, hear me roar"?  I don't think it's the subby who is confused.


You're thinking of Helen Hayes.
 
2014-02-22 12:24:34 PM
Gosh, this running fark trope of mixing up Anne Frank, Amelia Earhart, and Helen Keller never stops being funny. Never.
 
2014-02-22 04:29:16 PM
daha

Gosh, this running fark trope of mixing up Anne Frank, Amelia Earhart, and Helen Keller never stops being funny. Never.

You don't get it, do you?

THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON.
 
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