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(All Africa)   Turns out you can get your weiner stuck in a hooker's gooch, requiring emergency services to get it out   ( divider line
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2014-02-21 05:05:02 PM  
What a Gooch may look like:

There's a lot more picture of him that are pretty NSFW, ladies and gentlemen living an alternative lifestyle.
2014-02-21 05:06:20 PM  
This reminds me of a National Lampoon story from the 1970s called "Boxed In."
2014-02-21 05:24:35 PM  

The_Hairy_Gooch: sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?

If I go my entire life and never come across that word again, I'll be happy.

Then by god, please do not read my name and then google what a gooch is....

I couldn't resist the challenge.  I did a GIS for "Hairy Gooch".  Here are the sixth, seventh, and tenth results:
2014-02-21 05:56:49 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Lee451: Maybe she used this:[ image 495x188]

instead of this:[ image 240x129]

This is the funniest post. I'm dying laughing over here. Good one!

Thank you very much
2014-02-21 06:09:26 PM  
2014-02-21 06:41:32 PM  

Santos L. Halper: I don't think I've ever read a story that involved Africa and black magic that didn't also include a penis.

2014-02-21 07:54:57 PM  
2014-02-21 08:18:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: Because People in power are Stupid: Big or small, thick or thin, super glue will get it in.

The KRAGL!  is it Taco Tuesday?  "Everything is AWESOME!!!


I just installed new subwoofers. I call them "the dogs!" Listen to them BARK!!
2014-02-21 08:20:33 PM
2014-02-21 09:28:05 PM  
Try visiting your local witchdoctor more often to make sure you're curse-free.
2014-02-21 09:33:55 PM  

skinink: [ image 792x1056]

Damn, you beat me to it. Only way I can top that is a gif of one of the scenes, which Fark would remove and bar me for for quite a while. :-p
2014-02-21 11:42:30 PM  
Pretty certain subby doesn't know what a gooch is.

//over 40
///1st year resident
2014-02-22 01:50:36 AM  

Prof. Frink: PainInTheASP: Should have just taken the couple to the local witch doctor.  Some chanting, a couple of turtle eggs, and blam!  Good as new.

Sounds like the problem is there was already too much ooh, ee, ooh, ahh ahh, wallawalla, bing-bang.

/Even though you forgot "ting tang"
2014-02-22 06:52:40 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: In an article published in the British Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl Taylor reviewed the literature on penis captivus and concluded that while "almost all the cases mentioned in medical publications and in textbooks are based on hearsay and rumour", two papers published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists - Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872) - who had personally dealt with cases of the condition "leave no doubt about the reality of this unusual symptom"

Oh no! My Kräupl is stuck in your Scanzoni!
2014-02-22 07:01:18 AM
2014-02-22 07:04:09 AM
2014-02-22 07:08:22 AM
2014-02-22 08:16:55 AM  
There was a hooker named sue.
Who lubricated her vagina with glue.
If they'll pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out to!
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