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2014-02-21 12:30:16 PM  
I don't think you know what a gooch is.
 
2014-02-21 12:47:12 PM  
Should have just taken the couple to the local witch doctor.  Some chanting, a couple of turtle eggs, and blam!  Good as new.

/When in Rome...
 
2014-02-21 12:49:28 PM  
Big or small, thick or thin, super glue will get it in.

9010survival.com
 
2014-02-21 12:59:36 PM  
Better disinfect the Jaws of Life after you're done.
 
2014-02-21 12:59:52 PM  

PainInTheASP: Should have just taken the couple to the local witch doctor.  Some chanting, a couple of turtle eggs, and blam!  Good as new.

/When in Rome...


Pretty much what the article says they did.
 
2014-02-21 01:00:30 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to snapping pussy!
 
2014-02-21 01:00:38 PM  
Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.
 
2014-02-21 01:00:48 PM  
Like the lustful doggies? Just get a neighbor to through cold water on them.
 
2014-02-21 01:01:28 PM  
She just hadn't gotten off yet.
 
2014-02-21 01:02:06 PM  
Spray em with the hose!
 
2014-02-21 01:02:26 PM  
And every word of that article is believed in Ghana.
 
2014-02-21 01:03:18 PM  
WTF is a gooch?

If I go my entire life and never come across that word again, I'll be happy.
 
2014-02-21 01:03:50 PM  
They just didn't want to pay for more time on the room.
 
2014-02-21 01:03:53 PM  
was this the chick from the lift weights with your p*ssy thread from a week or so ago?
 
2014-02-21 01:04:01 PM  
Yeah.  That's why you never have sex with someone who charges by the hour.
 
2014-02-21 01:05:32 PM  
This happened in the courthouse bathroom in Lexington, Tennessee between the at-that time Mayor and his mistress in the 2000s. He was going at it hard, she shifted, and he fractured his penile shaft inside her and swelled.

The EMS crew had to transport them still knotted together, which is a hilarious thought.
 
2014-02-21 01:05:46 PM  
"Gooch?" Did Pam submit this article?
 
2014-02-21 01:05:59 PM  
I bet she increased her rates from all that free publicity.
 
2014-02-21 01:06:40 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-02-21 01:06:46 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Big or small, thick or thin, super glue will get it in.



The KRAGL!  is it Taco Tuesday?  "Everything is AWESOME!!!

/obscure>?
 
2014-02-21 01:06:48 PM  

sincitynewbie: gooch


It's not what it is, it's what it taint.
 
2014-02-21 01:06:57 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.


It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.
 
2014-02-21 01:07:08 PM  
Vagina dentata?
 
2014-02-21 01:07:42 PM  
I thought the gooch was the same thing as a grundle. Am I wrong? I don't ever hear "gooch" in conversation.
 
2014-02-21 01:09:53 PM  
Reading that, I heard the voice of a Nigerian prince.
 
2014-02-21 01:10:37 PM  

JackieRabbit: intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


gyatdamn!  Dammit girl pussy be bitin'!  Bitin'!  Bitin' a mufrkkah!
 
2014-02-21 01:10:54 PM  
Why do women have hair down there?

To hide the hook!

/ba dum tish
 
2014-02-21 01:11:32 PM  
FTA:  Some of them attributed the cause of the incident to a curse placed either on the man or the woman and added that rituals had to be performed before they could be separated.


Sounds legit.
 
2014-02-21 01:12:05 PM  

menschenfresser: I thought the gooch was the same thing as a grundle. Am I wrong? I don't ever hear "gooch" in conversation.


I believe you to be correct. I have also heard the use of Taint frequently and on some occasions, Brunswick.
 
2014-02-21 01:12:18 PM  
Have someone walk in with sawzall, you'll see that penis shrink.
 
2014-02-21 01:13:26 PM  
I can think of a few other places where it would be worse to get your penis stuck.....like SUBBY'S MOM!!!!
 
2014-02-21 01:14:06 PM  

JackieRabbit: It is a rare condition called penis captivus,


idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com

cf.imados.fr
 
2014-02-21 01:14:20 PM  

uncleacid: Have someone walk in with sawzall, you'll see that penis shrink.


Nah. Page urology. They have the tools to prick the prick.

synapse.koreamed.org
 
2014-02-21 01:15:29 PM  

JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


.....strangely aroused.
 
2014-02-21 01:15:37 PM  

JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


Well damn... it seems like for a second someone is having A LOT of fun... then disaster.
 
2014-02-21 01:16:02 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Big or small, thick or thin, super glue will get it in.

[9010survival.com image 500x500]


You mean that's not Lube?

The article read like it written on another planet.  Obviously, Ghana is a place where everybody gets involved when something happens.  You got the merchants and customers rushing from the market to the hotel, after the big mouth clerk tells everybody the guy has his wang wedged into the woman.  And, WAIT FOR IT, a curse is involved.  Now, from my point of view, depending on the woman, this might not be such a bad thing.  I'm sure somebody's BIL had to be called to straighten out the situation. For a small fee, of course.
 
2014-02-21 01:16:14 PM  
Exotic women and vagina dentata.  OH MY GOD IT'S ALL TRUE!!
 
2014-02-21 01:16:33 PM  

JackieRabbit: Gives a whole new meaning to snapping pussy!


Anyone else seen these commercials for snapper lawn mowers?  Now,  I have seen a few snappers in my time.  I've yet to see one that will cut grass. Maybe a little edging after a party........


graphics8.nytimes.com


/miss ya Carlin
 
2014-02-21 01:17:44 PM  

sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?


www.okaygreat.com
 
2014-02-21 01:17:54 PM  

JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


Uh oh. Should I stop purposefully gripping my BF's cawk when we're doing it? He loves it though.
 
2014-02-21 01:18:43 PM  
First thing I thought of was she forgot she was had an anti-rape device in there.  Don't google it if you don't want to know.
 
2014-02-21 01:19:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: uncleacid: Have someone walk in with sawzall, you'll see that penis shrink.

Nah. Page urology. They have the tools to prick the prick.

[synapse.koreamed.org image 397x395]



That image caused me to cringe.

/howboutno.jpg
 
2014-02-21 01:19:42 PM  
cinemagumbo.squarespace.com
 
2014-02-21 01:20:32 PM  
"c'mere baby, let me stick my weiner in your gooch.  who's humping your gooch?  who's humping your gooch?  you like that?  you like to take weiner?  you need this wiener don't you?  oh, you're gonna get some weiner tonight.  aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaahhhhh.....give me that gooch, girl.  give me that gooch.  don't make me beg!  i need that gooch.  my weiner needs that gooch UNNFFFFFFFFFFFF"
 
2014-02-21 01:21:11 PM  

JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


Yea... whatever. I'm telling all the guys at the bar that doctors called it 'penis maximus' and that I should watch where I stick that thing in the future.
 
2014-02-21 01:21:47 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.

Uh oh. Should I stop purposefully gripping my BF's cawk when we're doing it? He loves it though.


Depends; can you open walnuts by kegel alone?
 
2014-02-21 01:21:59 PM  

rickythepenguin: "c'mere baby, let me stick my weiner in your gooch.  who's humping your gooch?  who's humping your gooch?  you like that?  you like to take weiner?  you need this wiener don't you?  oh, you're gonna get some weiner tonight.  aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaahhhhh.....give me that gooch, girl.  give me that gooch.  don't make me beg!  i need that gooch.  my weiner needs that gooch UNNFFFFFFFFFFFF"


I laughed and cringed all at once.
 
2014-02-21 01:22:22 PM  
Well, that's knot something you see every day.
 
2014-02-21 01:22:54 PM  
I saw it happen with two dogs once when I had a brief stint living in Maine. The girl who lived in the house ran in and got a bucket of cold water and poured it over the dogs. It did the trick. I asked how she knew to do that, and she said that having grown up on a farm, she'd seen it happen a few times before.
 
2014-02-21 01:23:17 PM  

misanthropic1: unfarkingbelievable: JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.

Uh oh. Should I stop purposefully gripping my BF's cawk when we're doing it? He loves it though.

Depends; can you open walnuts by kegel alone?


theinfosphere.org
 
2014-02-21 01:24:33 PM  
www.gsmnation.com
 
2014-02-21 01:25:41 PM  
wtfamireading.jpg
 
2014-02-21 01:30:30 PM  
www.theawl.com
 
2014-02-21 01:31:54 PM  

JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


Which is completely unknown to modern medicine outside of places that believe in curses and witchcraft.

In an article published in the British Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl Taylor reviewed the literature on penis captivus and concluded that while "almost all the cases mentioned in medical publications and in textbooks are based on hearsay and rumour", two papers published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists - Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872) - who had personally dealt with cases of the condition "leave no doubt about the reality of this unusual symptom"

Two published papers back-to-back, and little to nothing else ever.

I'm gonna file "penis captivus" along with "human spontaneous combustion".

HailRobonia: JackieRabbit: It is a rare condition called penis captivus,

[idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com image 640x427]

[cf.imados.fr image 570x257]


OK, fark if that didn't make me spit my drink.
 
2014-02-21 01:32:14 PM  
Maybe her pussy troll grabbed on an would't let go...

content8.flixster.com
 
2014-02-21 01:32:29 PM  

lennavan: First thing I thought of was she forgot she was had an anti-rape device in there.  Don't google it if you don't want to know.


Huh... Learn something new everyday

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 01:32:52 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: I'm gonna file "penis captivus" along with "human spontaneous combustion".


While the term may be bullshiat, it's actually quite possible if they have a penile piercing, or if they have a penile shaft fracture while having sex.
 
2014-02-21 01:34:00 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Big or small, thick or thin, super glue will get it in.

[9010survival.com image 500x500]


i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-21 01:41:26 PM  
d2t1xqejof9utc.cloudfront.net
 
2014-02-21 01:43:16 PM  

sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?


It's where this pad goes
www.activeforever.com

Why the guy is using that tens unit wrong, I don't know.

/ Who says you can't learn useful info from Jackass?
 
2014-02-21 01:44:57 PM  

JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.


treasure.diylol.com
 
2014-02-21 01:47:51 PM  

hardinparamedic: ArcadianRefugee: I'm gonna file "penis captivus" along with "human spontaneous combustion".

While the term may be bullshiat, it's actually quite possible if they have a penile piercing, or if they have a penile shaft fracture while having sex.


I'm thiniing a piercing came loose and dug in.

Or, total bullshiat.
 
2014-02-21 01:48:08 PM  
The last paragraph was a surprise ending. I can honestly say I didn't see the story going there.
 
2014-02-21 01:51:07 PM  
I'll take being stuck in the girl, please.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 01:51:43 PM  

lordjupiter: hardinparamedic: ArcadianRefugee: I'm gonna file "penis captivus" along with "human spontaneous combustion".

While the term may be bullshiat, it's actually quite possible if they have a penile piercing, or if they have a penile shaft fracture while having sex.

I'm thiniing a piercing came loose and dug in.

Or, total bullshiat.


Penile shaft fracture. (NSFW: Shows an actual penile fracture in the article. Ouch)
 
2014-02-21 01:52:45 PM  
Gooch must be must be much tighter than a twat....
 
2014-02-21 01:54:10 PM  
They only booked the room for 30 minutes? What the hell. Ya couldn't find a bush to go behind somewhere?
 
2014-02-21 01:57:04 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2014-02-21 01:57:15 PM  
I don't think I've ever read a story that involved Africa and black magic that didn't also include a penis.
 
2014-02-21 01:59:58 PM  

Stoker: They only booked the room for 30 minutes? What the hell. Ya couldn't find a bush to go behind somewhere?


A bird in hand is worth two in the gooch.
-Rand Paul
 
2014-02-21 02:03:11 PM  
Maybe it was this.....


cltampa.com
 
2014-02-21 02:07:51 PM  

Santos L. Halper: I don't think I've ever read a story that involved Africa and black magic that didn't also include a penis.


Yeah, but in those stories, the penis gets stolen.  When traveling in Africa, be sure to watch your valuables and your penis, at all times.

/Oh yeah, whatever you do, don't be an albino.
//You don't want to know why, just trust me on this.
 
2014-02-21 02:09:19 PM  
I smell bullshiat.
 
2014-02-21 02:12:41 PM  
Maybe she used this:www.oralcareshop.com

instead of this:www.meritpharm.com
 
2014-02-21 02:18:29 PM  

misanthropic1: unfarkingbelievable: JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.

Uh oh. Should I stop purposefully gripping my BF's cawk when we're doing it? He loves it though.

Depends; can you open walnuts by kegel alone?


Nah, I use a simple nutcracker. Hands are miraculous body parts, ya know.
 
2014-02-21 02:19:09 PM  

Lee451: Maybe she used this:[www.oralcareshop.com image 495x188]

instead of this:[www.meritpharm.com image 240x129]


This is the funniest post. I'm dying laughing over here. Good one!
 
2014-02-21 02:21:13 PM  
I thought the Gooch was Arnold's nemesis on Different Strokes
 
2014-02-21 02:22:15 PM  

sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?

If I go my entire life and never come across that word again, I'll be happy.


Then by god, please do not read my name and then google what a gooch is....

/it's the area between your genitals and a**hole
//I'm sure somebody already straightened you out on that
///couldn't resist posting to the gooch headline
 
2014-02-21 02:26:50 PM  
Kinda reminds me of "Step Brothers"

/let's do something illegal
 
2014-02-21 02:31:22 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Second from the left,  front row.
F. Wigglesworth Gooch.
Inventor of the Gooch Crucible.
You knew that.
 
2014-02-21 02:33:07 PM  
you mean a weasel in her curtains don't you?
 
2014-02-21 02:38:02 PM  

Mister Buttons: FTA:  Some of them attributed the cause of the incident to a curse placed either on the man or the woman and added that rituals had to be performed before they could be separated.


Sounds legit.


It's magic like that why Africa has no infections, disease, hunger.......oh wait.
 
2014-02-21 02:39:19 PM  
Some of them attributed the cause of the incident to a curse placed either on the man or the woman and added that rituals had to be performed before they could be separated

A South African woman I worked with told me she had worked as a family planning volunteer back in SA many years ago.  She had demonstrated how to put a condom on using a broom handle for a 19yo woman who already had 3-4kids.

The woman came back pregnant some months later.  Apparently she thought putting a condom on a broom and setting it in the corner of the room was going to keep her from getting preggers while she had her boyfriend over.

*sigh*
 
2014-02-21 02:47:36 PM  

PainInTheASP: Should have just taken the couple to the local witch doctor.  Some chanting, a couple of turtle eggs, and blam!  Good as new.

/When in Rome...


Sounds like the problem is there was already too much ooh, ee, ooh, ahh ahh, wallawalla, bing-bang.
 
2014-02-21 02:48:34 PM  

RedfordRenegade: I can think of a few other places where it would be worse to get your penis stuck.....like SUBBY'S MOM!!!!


Not sure how it could though...can slip in and barely touches the sides!
 
2014-02-21 02:49:08 PM  

Lee451: Maybe she used this:[www.oralcareshop.com image 495x188]

instead of this:[www.meritpharm.com image 240x129]


There once was a couple named Kelly
who always lived belly to belly
because, in their haste,
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly.
 
2014-02-21 02:49:44 PM  

sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-21 03:02:17 PM  

HailRobonia: JackieRabbit: It is a rare condition called penis captivus,

[idigitalcitizen.files.wordpress.com image 640x427]

[cf.imados.fr image 570x257]


You owe me a new keyboard, desktop, monitor, and a clean shirt. You should be proud of yourself.
 
2014-02-21 03:12:45 PM  

sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?

If I go my entire life and never come across that word again, I'll be happy.


www-static.weddingbee.com

Man, you don't want to get your weiner anywhere near the Gooch.
 
2014-02-21 03:24:57 PM  
No problem. Here's your cure:

img2-3.timeinc.net
 
2014-02-21 03:25:47 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: JackieRabbit: Uchiha_Cycliste: Until I see a doctor's input, I'm calling bullshiat.

It is a rare condition called penis captivus, which is a result of an intense vaginal contraction (vaginismus) that is so powerful, it grips the penis so that it cannot be withdrawn.

Uh oh. Should I stop purposefully gripping my BF's cawk when we're doing it? He loves it though.


Well if ya clench up and rip it off you probably over did it on the kegals
 
2014-02-21 03:36:44 PM  
Maybe she's been overdoing it on the Kegels intentionally. Like, practicing for a career upgrade from prostitute to novelty bottle opener at a strip club?
 
2014-02-21 04:10:51 PM  
Let the guy peruse a few "smokin' hot" photos from a Fark thread.

Shrinkage.
 
2014-02-21 04:13:28 PM  
Some of them attributed the cause of the incident to a curse placed either on the man or the woman and added that rituals had to be performed before they could be separated.

West Africa, no flag on moon. And I'm surprised they didn't accuse them of being sorcerers and stab them to death.
 
2014-02-21 04:21:32 PM  

Nix Nightbird: No problem. Here's your cure:


Gah, was that necessary?
 
2014-02-21 04:25:56 PM  

A gooch is the area between a guy's dick and balls.


You got it wrong again subby.

Sounds suspiciously fake.

How do some of these articles get greenlit?

 
2014-02-21 04:28:11 PM  
I always thought it would be a great prank to fill a bottle of personal lubricant with superglue gel.
 
2014-02-21 04:29:19 PM  

hardinparamedic: This happened in the courthouse bathroom in Lexington, Tennessee between the at-that time Mayor and his mistress in the 2000s. He was going at it hard, she shifted, and he fractured his penile shaft inside her and swelled.

The EMS crew had to transport them still knotted together, which is a hilarious thought.


How the hell do you fracture the penis? Humans don't have a bone in there, it's just spongy tissue.
 
2014-02-21 04:41:39 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Some of them attributed the cause of the incident to a curse placed either on the man or the woman and added that rituals had to be performed before they could be separated.

West Africa, no flag on moon. And I'm surprised they didn't accuse them of being sorcerers and stab them to death.


That is a weak definition of an advanced culture.

India has a flag on the moon and has some pretty superstitious beliefs.
 
2014-02-21 04:46:45 PM  

James10952001: How the hell do you fracture the penis? Humans don't have a bone in there, it's just spongy tissue.


-=-
Imagine ripping tissue.
-----

mod3072: sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch? [pic of Gooch.]
-=-

Mmmm. With a long neck so deep, she should do a movie remake.
Then we might see "The Cooch" too.
 
2014-02-21 05:05:02 PM  
What a Gooch may look like:
vlsportysexycool.com

There's a lot more picture of him that are pretty NSFW, ladies and gentlemen living an alternative lifestyle.
 
2014-02-21 05:06:20 PM  
This reminds me of a National Lampoon story from the 1970s called "Boxed In."
 
2014-02-21 05:24:35 PM  

The_Hairy_Gooch: sincitynewbie: WTF is a gooch?

If I go my entire life and never come across that word again, I'll be happy.

Then by god, please do not read my name and then google what a gooch is....



I couldn't resist the challenge.  I did a GIS for "Hairy Gooch".  Here are the sixth, seventh, and tenth results:


pilotlight.files.wordpress.com

www.australiantimes.co.uk

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2014-02-21 05:56:49 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Lee451: Maybe she used this:[www.oralcareshop.com image 495x188]

instead of this:[www.meritpharm.com image 240x129]

This is the funniest post. I'm dying laughing over here. Good one!


Thank you very much
 
2014-02-21 06:09:26 PM  
Hooked.
 
2014-02-21 06:41:32 PM  

Santos L. Halper: I don't think I've ever read a story that involved Africa and black magic that didn't also include a penis.


This!
 
2014-02-21 07:54:57 PM  
Goonch?
r.ddmcdn.com
 
2014-02-21 08:18:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: Because People in power are Stupid: Big or small, thick or thin, super glue will get it in.


The KRAGL!  is it Taco Tuesday?  "Everything is AWESOME!!!

/obscure>?


I just installed new subwoofers. I call them "the dogs!" Listen to them BARK!!
 
2014-02-21 08:20:33 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-21 09:28:05 PM  
Try visiting your local witchdoctor more often to make sure you're curse-free.
 
2014-02-21 09:33:55 PM  

skinink: [s3.amazonaws.com image 792x1056]


Damn, you beat me to it. Only way I can top that is a gif of one of the scenes, which Fark would remove and bar me for for quite a while. :-p
 
2014-02-21 11:42:30 PM  
Pretty certain subby doesn't know what a gooch is.

//over 40
///1st year resident
 
2014-02-22 01:50:36 AM  

Prof. Frink: PainInTheASP: Should have just taken the couple to the local witch doctor.  Some chanting, a couple of turtle eggs, and blam!  Good as new.

Sounds like the problem is there was already too much ooh, ee, ooh, ahh ahh, wallawalla, bing-bang.


i.imgur.com

/Even though you forgot "ting tang"
 
2014-02-22 06:52:40 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: In an article published in the British Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl Taylor reviewed the literature on penis captivus and concluded that while "almost all the cases mentioned in medical publications and in textbooks are based on hearsay and rumour", two papers published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists - Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872) - who had personally dealt with cases of the condition "leave no doubt about the reality of this unusual symptom"


Oh no! My Kräupl is stuck in your Scanzoni!
 
2014-02-22 07:01:18 AM  
www.trademarkia.com
 
2014-02-22 07:04:09 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-22 07:08:22 AM  
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2014-02-22 08:16:55 AM  
There was a hooker named sue.
Who lubricated her vagina with glue.
If they'll pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out to!
 
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