ChipNASA: *MAN* speaking here.Kidney stones are more painful than giving birth. (I've had them three times.)I got shot up with morphine three times just to get me out of the fetal position for x-rays.Women are pussies. *Really*.
WeenerGord: Supposedly it is much easier for a woman to give birth on hands and knees.Lying on her back strapped onto a table with her legs up in the air was invented for the ease of the doctors. It's not good for her.
TheNewJesus: My wife pushed for about 2 hours. We watched E.T. in it's entirety during labor.Elliott is now almost 4 months old./serious
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