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(NPR)   Old and busted: "I HATE YOU. FARK YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME. GET THIS FARKER OUT....NOW" New hotness: "GET THIS FARKER OUT IN TEN MINUTES. GOD, I HATE YOU"   (npr.org) divider line 6
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2014-02-21 01:47:45 PM
5 votes:
My first son was born after 33 hours of labor.  Second was about 8.

Those 33 hours were the worst--the aches and pains from sleeping on those crappy hospital fold-out beds really made it hard to hold my wife's hand when the crowning started.
2014-02-21 01:10:23 PM
2 votes:

ChipNASA: *MAN* speaking here.

Kidney stones are more painful than giving birth. (I've had them three times.)

I got shot up with morphine three times just to get me out of the fetal position for x-rays.

Women are pussies. *Really*.


You're terrible.  Once you pass your stones you have the joy of raising them, holding them, teaching them...then watching them go off and interact and achieve even minor things that make you feel nothing but love and pride for them.  Well I got news for you pal, you should have had an abortion!
2014-02-21 01:24:23 PM
1 votes:

WeenerGord: Supposedly it is much easier for a woman to give birth on hands and knees.

Lying on her back strapped onto a table with her legs up in the air was invented for the ease of the doctors. It's not good for her.


Ditto for,concieving
2014-02-21 01:17:46 PM
1 votes:

TheNewJesus: My wife pushed for about 2 hours. We watched E.T. in it's entirety during labor.

Elliott is now almost 4 months old.

/serious


Man I wish you'd been watching Flash Gordon.
2014-02-21 01:12:40 PM
1 votes:
My wife pushed for about 2 hours. We watched E.T. in it's entirety during labor.

Elliott is now almost 4 months old.

/serious
2014-02-21 12:58:20 PM
1 votes:
*MAN* speaking here.

Kidney stones are more painful than giving birth. (I've had them three times.)

I got shot up with morphine three times just to get me out of the fetal position for x-rays.

Women are pussies. *Really*.
 
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