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(   Crime tip: If you steal a home sound system, don't return 30 minutes later because you forgot the remote   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Camden County, Carlos Ruiz, Pennsauken  
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2693 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2014 at 9:39 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-21 09:40:45 AM  
Stupid is as stupid does.
2014-02-21 09:41:18 AM  
In fairness, free shipping can range from "wanted it yesterday" to "contemplating calling chinese customs to see where it is.."
2014-02-21 09:42:26 AM  
Going back for the remote wasn't how he was caught.
2014-02-21 09:43:39 AM  
Remote? Lemmee see, hmmm, none on the Pioneer receiver, none on the Thorens turntable, none on the Akai reel-to-reel. No remote here!
2014-02-21 09:47:14 AM  
Seriously, subby?  You expect me to stand up every time I want to change the volume?
2014-02-21 09:54:29 AM  
See what happens when you legalize those drugs. Wait, wut?
2014-02-21 10:07:03 AM  

Russ1642: Going back for the remote wasn't how he was caught.

Yea, I noticed the article didn't explain that.  It is better written than a lot of them, tho.
2014-02-21 10:22:09 AM  
I guess they really do always return to the scene of the crime.
2014-02-21 11:18:07 AM  

Huntceet: See what happens when you legalize those drugs. Wait, wut?

I'm guessing that this wouldn've happend.  Because if smack was legal it would be so inexensive that it wouldn't be worth the bother to cut it with Draino.  So the dude probably would've ODed on pure heroin. Kinda like Seymour Hoffman.
2014-02-21 04:04:22 PM  
He came back for the monster cables.
2014-02-21 11:19:12 PM  
Time for my submitted with a better headline grumble: "If you forget to steal the remote when you steal the sound system, just go back for it "
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