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(The College Fix)   Elementary kids exposed to man in giant penis costume and 'pin-the-tail on the anus' game at UC Berkeley. Is it pledge week already?   (thecollegefix.com) divider line 31
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2014-02-21 10:33:34 AM
It's Berkeley, it should be expected. Wasn't there a nude guy/student that walked around there a few years ago and the college was fine with it?
 
2014-02-21 10:33:41 AM
Has anyone in the history of ever used a dental dam?
 
2014-02-21 10:34:02 AM
Is that a CONDOM Pined on your UNIFORM?!?!?!?

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2014-02-21 10:34:10 AM
Hundreds of elementary and middle school students who recently toured UC Berkeley

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2014-02-21 10:35:12 AM
College recruiting begins early. Got to win those hearts and minds early.
 
2014-02-21 10:38:14 AM
Admissions never-- *never*--checks the University calendar. And then they get all screamy when stuff like this happens.

"The rest of you won't exist if Admissions can't do its work!" "The 'rest of us' are *why* Admissions exists to do its work."
 
2014-02-21 10:43:58 AM
Also: I love how the article source is an anti-liberal, "right-minded" site bringing to light a Horrible Sex Stuff in Public story, yet can't refrain from making sex jokes like "it came to a climax" in tfa.

/free love is bad; but sex sells
//i hate hypocrites on either side of the aisle
 
2014-02-21 10:45:27 AM
"There were kids walking by and looking and being confused," UC Berkeley student Claire Chiara, who witnessed the situation, said in an interview with The College Fix. "It's just really inappropriate."

Get over yourself, you trite biatch.  Also, why were 10 year olds confused?  Do they not know what a penis looks like?  I would have laughed at that age.
 
2014-02-21 10:51:18 AM

Walker: It's Berkeley, it should be expected. Wasn't there a nude guy/student that walked around there a few years ago and the college was fine with it?


IIRC, the college was not fine with it.  He had to go to court to defend hid right to wear only  a little red hat.  He also commited suicide.
 
2014-02-21 10:52:00 AM

Buttknuckle: "There were kids walking by and looking and being confused," UC Berkeley student Claire Chiara, who witnessed the situation, said in an interview with The College Fix. "It's just really inappropriate."

Get over yourself, you trite biatch.  Also, why were 10 year olds confused?  Do they not know what a penis looks like?  I would have laughed at that age.


Do you dream of blue diamonds?
 
2014-02-21 10:52:52 AM
Douchebags gotta be Douchebags.
 
2014-02-21 11:08:33 AM
How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.
 
2014-02-21 11:17:16 AM
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2014-02-21 11:22:00 AM

gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.


How old are you before you know condoms exist? Really? They have to show college students how condoms fit and where you put your penis once the condoms on?
 
2014-02-21 11:22:52 AM

gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.


And a few years later you were shaving dogs and putting firecrackers up cat asses. And now, you just have a few friends in your crawlspace, amiright?
 
2014-02-21 11:24:03 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Has anyone in the history of ever used a dental dam?


I always thought those were just an elaborate long-term prank of some kind.
 
2014-02-21 11:29:30 AM

gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.


You may have known penises existed, and been drawing them...but an adult dressed as one is NOT the same thing.  Just sayin'
 
2014-02-21 11:44:36 AM
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2014-02-21 11:57:39 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.

You may have known penises existed, and been drawing them...but an adult dressed as one is NOT the same thing.  Just sayin'


This. Completely inappropriate for elementary kids, period.
 
2014-02-21 12:01:13 PM
Interesting, semi-related tidbit: The university athletic boosters club is called--I kid you not--The Bearbackers. http://www.calbears.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=208202231&DB_OEM_ID=3 0 100 I never realized how funny it was until I took my nephew to a football game and he heard it over the loudspeaker and started cracking up.
 
2014-02-21 12:08:09 PM
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2014-02-21 12:10:45 PM

happydude45: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.

You may have known penises existed, and been drawing them...but an adult dressed as one is NOT the same thing.  Just sayin'

This. Completely inappropriate for elementary kids, period.


Sure; but it's on the tour guide.
 
2014-02-21 12:17:16 PM
WHAT?  NO Superbad references yet?  WTF is going on here?
 
2014-02-21 12:29:26 PM

happydude45: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.

You may have known penises existed, and been drawing them...but an adult dressed as one is NOT the same thing.  Just sayin'

This. Completely inappropriate for elementary kids, period.


What age do schools in your area start sex education? It was elementary school for me.
 
2014-02-21 12:33:01 PM
It's not unusual for elementary and middle school students to tour the campus - it happens all the time. But on Thursday, things really came to a climax, because the young schoolchildren visiting the university were actually hanging out and playing games on the same quad area where the condom events took place, Chiara said.

Somebody is high-fiving himself in the back room right now...

Seriously though, while this seems like a dumb series of events, it's not like these school kids walked by and were instantly scarred for life, they had to know what condoms were, anuses were, vaginas were and a vuvla was before any of this would have made any sense... It's not like they saw "vagina" and instantly were in therapy for life. It doesn't really work that way.

At the same time, WTF is an "Insertive Condom Toss"? And why was any of this shiat really necessary for a condom awareness week? I'd be offended an embarrassed, but only because I'd feel like a tool for even being associated with this school, not for any prudish reasons.
 
2014-02-21 12:50:49 PM
Wait, you've telling me that Napolitano is in charge and stupidity reigns supreme?

/Well, OK, that figures.
 
2014-02-21 12:51:32 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.

You may have known penises existed, and been drawing them...but an adult dressed as one is NOT the same thing.  Just sayin'


Now if that adult was a cop dressed as a penis, he'd be demanding the death penalty.
 
2014-02-21 01:11:05 PM
Is it inappropriate? Yes. Is it so inappropriate that it needs to be made in to some sort of controversy? fark no, discipline the chuckleheaded farkers who failed in planning shiat and move on
 
2014-02-21 01:16:52 PM
Some of you have amazingly low thresholds - to the extent that I believe you must force yourself to be upset by things rather than react with natural humor or indifference.

I grew up in the 1970s on the edge of a college campus where mass streaking, casual outdoor nudity and other things that would be oh so shocking to your delicate sensibilities were regular occurances. I remember the whole family running out on the porch to watch a huge number of streakers go by and I specifically remember my grandmother cheering and laughing. SInce she died when I was 8, I had to be young enough for you flimsy people to think that something outrageous had happened.  We watched, we laughed, we went back to whatever we were doing prior.
 
2014-02-21 01:33:22 PM

Agatha Crispy: gshepnyc: How old are you before you know that penises exist? I don't recall ever being scare or upset by the reality of anatomy. When I was that age, I was drawing dicks and vaginas and pubic hair and nipples on the neighbor girl's Barbie and Ken dolls.

How old are you before you know condoms exist? Really? They have to show college students how condoms fit and where you put your penis once the condoms on?


Well due to anti-sex education laws in bible belt states, they may be older than you think.
 
2014-02-21 02:20:28 PM
I don't think a man should be exposing his giant penis to children!

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