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(KHOU Houston)   Rapper Slim Thug is certain the mayor of Houston would name a day in his honor if only his name wasn't Slim Thug   (khou.com) divider line 18
    More: Unlikely, Slim Thug, Houston, cycle of violence  
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1940 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2014 at 1:06 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-21 01:49:15 PM  
3 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: I would go ask Mama Thug why she had to name me Slim. Was it a family name or did you have four rich uncles named Sam, Larry, Ice Cube and Manny and daddy wasn't taking any chances. Or maybe dad was hoping to lose weight.


He already named his first son "Corpulent Gentleman".
2014-02-21 01:54:34 PM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: This guy and the city have no idea what a thug is.

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They were musicians too.

All to honor Kali.

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I'm sure they've all seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The best one.
2014-02-21 03:51:22 PM  
1 votes:

BigNumber12: What the hell? I've been assured by several Farkers that "Thug" is exclusively a racist codeword used by whites to denigrate and insult black people. Why then would a black person say such a terrible, racist thing about themself?


Are you one of those guys who say "if they call each other the N-word, why can't I call them that?"
2014-02-21 02:46:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mikeyworld: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

They din't say what "Industry" he arts in. I'd venture it's the Dexter and 37th industry...or the stealing musician's recordings by 'sampling' industry...or mumbling at a mic industry.


Watch out with that cutting edge commentary. Some one might get hurt.
2014-02-21 02:15:00 PM  
1 votes:
Thug Fo Life!
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Yolo Herbert "H Dog" Kornfeld
2014-02-21 02:14:54 PM  
1 votes:

lilplatinum: Eddie T. Head: Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?

farking Mike Jones... He would always rap his farking cell phone # in all of his songs, and I had a cell phone # that was 1 digit off.  Would get random calls at odd hours of the nights with dipshiats yelling "who" or "mike jones" with some regularity.


My apologies.
2014-02-21 02:14:07 PM  
1 votes:

Eddie T. Head: Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?


farking Mike Jones... He would always rap his farking cell phone # in all of his songs, and I had a cell phone # that was 1 digit off.  Would get random calls at odd hours of the nights with dipshiats yelling "who" or "mike jones" with some regularity.
2014-02-21 02:09:28 PM  
1 votes:

Eddie T. Head: Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?


Now that is funny.
2014-02-21 02:07:23 PM  
1 votes:

lilplatinum: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

He is pretty far from being one of the industry's most successful artists..  Even if that industry is narrowly defined as "rappers from Houston"


Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?
2014-02-21 02:03:38 PM  
1 votes:

Whatchoo Talkinbout: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.


HA HA HA!

THIS
2014-02-21 01:52:40 PM  
1 votes:

TheSwizz: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

And "L'il".  Please, please add "L'il" to your decree.


lil-abner.com

YAH HAH!
2014-02-21 01:44:16 PM  
1 votes:
Id be president if only I weren't.
2014-02-21 01:35:12 PM  
1 votes:
I'll bring it up with the mayor the next time I see her.
2014-02-21 01:33:54 PM  
1 votes:
Mayor: " Well Mr. Slim Thug, here's the pricelist. All it takes to get your own day is a Fat Check."

/political contributions for the win!
2014-02-21 01:32:44 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.


He is pretty far from being one of the industry's most successful artists..  Even if that industry is narrowly defined as "rappers from Houston"
2014-02-21 01:28:01 PM  
1 votes:
At least he's not overweight.  I mean, c'mon, who would name a day in honor of someone called "Fat Thug"?
2014-02-21 01:16:44 PM  
1 votes:
just add "and harmony" at the end of you name and it will be smooth sailing.
2014-02-21 01:15:28 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, we need more days named after H-town rappers..

South Park Mexican day where you knock up some 13 year olds.
DJ Screw day where you OD on codine cough syrup.
Youngstar day where you mumble incoherently.
Lil Troy day where you sit fat down south...
 
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