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(KHOU Houston)   Rapper Slim Thug is certain the mayor of Houston would name a day in his honor if only his name wasn't Slim Thug   (khou.com ) divider line 76
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2014-02-21 02:39:49 PM  

blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.


They din't say what "Industry" he arts in. I'd venture it's the Dexter and 37th industry...or the stealing musician's recordings by 'sampling' industry...or mumbling at a mic industry.
 
2014-02-21 02:44:58 PM  
FTA:
"I'm sure that the reason I don't get no day from the mayor is because my name is Slim Thug," said Slim Thug.
That statement made by Slim Thug on CNN had fans of the 97.9 The Box's Mad Hatta Morning Show pushing to have a day named after him.


So he's just trying to stroke his overactive ego.  How long before Kanye West tries the same assuming he hasn't already attempted this as well.
 
2014-02-21 02:45:00 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.


That's about what it takes to make hip-hop.
 
2014-02-21 02:45:34 PM  

Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.


Add myself to the list.
 
2014-02-21 02:46:11 PM  

Mikeyworld: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

They din't say what "Industry" he arts in. I'd venture it's the Dexter and 37th industry...or the stealing musician's recordings by 'sampling' industry...or mumbling at a mic industry.


Watch out with that cutting edge commentary. Some one might get hurt.
 
2014-02-21 02:47:12 PM  
Wow I had no idea anyone on Fark had any idea who SPM was...

/I'm on the Mexican Radio
//Mexxxican Radiooo
 
2014-02-21 02:47:54 PM  

Gunny Highway: dpzum1: Whatchoo Talkinbout: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.

HA HA HA!

THIS

Just like your leaky farts, your joke is old and stale.


Still works, ain't broke, ain't fixin'.
 
2014-02-21 02:55:10 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Gunny Highway: dpzum1: Whatchoo Talkinbout: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.

HA HA HA!

THIS

Just like your leaky farts, your joke is old and stale.

Still works, ain't broke, ain't fixin'.


you'll just end up defecating on your microphone.
 
2014-02-21 02:58:07 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Still works, ain't broke, ain't fixin'.


It has been broken from the start.
 
2014-02-21 03:09:06 PM  

NetOwl: [theinfosphere.org image 225x169]

Better than being Noticeably F.A.T.  Healthier, anyway.


:(
 
2014-02-21 03:25:07 PM  

Gunny Highway: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Still works, ain't broke, ain't fixin'.

It has been broken from the start.


My feelings would hurt if I had any.
 
2014-02-21 03:26:40 PM  
Thug is the new black.
 
2014-02-21 03:46:25 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Gunny Highway: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Still works, ain't broke, ain't fixin'.

It has been broken from the start.

My feelings would hurt if I had any.


That's ok, he'd see the humor in it if he had any
 
2014-02-21 03:46:53 PM  
What the hell? I've been assured by several Farkers that "Thug" is exclusively a racist codeword used by whites to denigrate and insult black people. Why then would a black person say such a terrible, racist thing about themself?
 
2014-02-21 03:47:35 PM  

happydude45: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Gunny Highway: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Still works, ain't broke, ain't fixin'.

It has been broken from the start.

My feelings would hurt if I had any.

That's ok, he'd see the humor in it if he had any


Ouch.  I will try to find the humor in "RAPPERS HAVE NO TALENT" next time.
 
2014-02-21 03:51:22 PM  

BigNumber12: What the hell? I've been assured by several Farkers that "Thug" is exclusively a racist codeword used by whites to denigrate and insult black people. Why then would a black person say such a terrible, racist thing about themself?


Are you one of those guys who say "if they call each other the N-word, why can't I call them that?"
 
2014-02-21 04:00:48 PM  
I ain't heard of that.
 
2014-02-21 04:01:06 PM  

Super Chronic: BigNumber12: What the hell? I've been assured by several Farkers that "Thug" is exclusively a racist codeword used by whites to denigrate and insult black people. Why then would a black person say such a terrible, racist thing about themself?

Are you one of those guys who say "if they call each other the N-word, why can't I call them that?"


Nope. Simply pointing out liars on Fark.
 
2014-02-21 04:01:12 PM  
Act like a thug, die like a thug.
 
2014-02-21 04:04:16 PM  

vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.


Agreed, but Bone Thugs n Harmony get an exemption.
 
2014-02-21 04:07:55 PM  

99.998er: Thug Fo Life!
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Yolo Herbert "H Dog" Kornfeld


I would have gone with Lil Kip
 
2014-02-21 04:13:24 PM  

ciberido: At least he's not overweight.  I mean, c'mon, who would name a day in honor of someone called "Fat Thug"?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-21 04:20:27 PM  

Kap77: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

Agreed, but  Thugs n Harmony get an exemption.



findthepieces.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-21 05:02:45 PM  
Just like the Chicago alderman who voted to honor Fred Hampton - a Black Panther -
because he thought they were honoring Dan Hampton - a member of the Chicago Bears.
 
2014-02-21 05:36:50 PM  

Two16: Kap77: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

Agreed, but  Thugs n Harmony get an exemption.


[findthepieces.files.wordpress.com image 373x297]


They do, because they made a pleasant song about, welfare checks, weed, cocaine food Stamps, thugging, shooting others, and mooching off ya mama.


It is the rap version of the David Allen Coe(Steve Goodman) You never called me by my name.

Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month
To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up

[Krayzie]
Hey my nubian we havin' a wonderful day and I won't fark with me. Why?
'Cause it's the 1st of the month and now we smokin', chokin', rollin' blunts
And sippin' on 40 ounces thuggin' come come we got the blessed rum
From jumpin' all nights we high
Hit up the block to where? East 99
I get with my nubian to get me some yayo
Double up nubian what you need?
We got weed to get P.O.Ded

Fiend for the green leaves
Give it up it's the foe sure you better lay low
Cause the po-po creep when they roll slow
If you can't get away better toss that yayo
Keep your bankroll
Yeah we havin' a celebration, I love to stay high
And you better believe when it's time to grind
I'm down for mine crime after crime
Fin to creep to the pad cause mom's got grub on the grill
If we got the food, you know it's the 1st of the month
and my nubian we chills foe real


[Chorus 4x]

[Bizzy]

Wake up and I see that my sister is already dressed
She said "I'm gonna run and go get my stamps
Watch and make sure no one snatches my check" nubian that's the mailman
Sort through the mail and put it up in-a me pocket
So I be hittin' the 99 to get me a dub

Foe forty bucks but ain't nobody ride that rita
Hop on the 10 to the click
Ready to get 'em up with-a me thugs
And to cash that dum
I gotta get paid play player holla holla
Saint Claire got much to offer
Whether it be weed on 93
Or off on the glock glock for some dollars, so
Get a bag of dope and a quarter roll, oh

Most all of my nubians got the same, and we gonna roll it all up to smoke
Hittin' that reefer hydro, you know the cut, so fark them po-po
Toss all that yayo, and we're gonna say no
Runnin' through the alley and into the melee
Up on the second the sundown

Those run from January,November,December remember the 1st of the month

[Chorus 4x]

[Wish]

It's the 1st of the month
Gotta grind gotta get mine
In the hood that I claim
I slang on that double 9-9
Gotta find them dubs
Gonna get a forty, can a thug get love?

What's up?
Try to stand on my corner
nubian you'z a gonna Saint Claire nubians don't like that
And sellin' them dummies makin' that money come back nubian get pap pap
From the 1st to the 15th nubians smoke plenty weed

But I gotta save gotta come up
Put my rocks on the cut
When I get high nubian blaze that blunt, huh
Time to roll to the pad
Count up my profits and add it to the stash
Gotta watch my back see for nubians that's tryin' to rob me, fool
But never no shorts no losses
Dumpin' keepin' this nubians up off me see
Gotta search the whole block
Spend a couple of bills
Thugs smoke a lot of weed on the 1st

[Chorus 2x]

[Layzie (Krayzie)]

Wakin' up feelin' buzzed off up early mornin' stretchin'
I'm yawnin' lightweight bent chugga lugga take a fifth to the dome
Instead I kick it with my trues
But it's the 1st so I'm getting my hustle on
Hop on the phone, calling up Krayzie Bone
Wanna know did you O.G check come? (She put me down)
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz (Yo Brother let's get drunk)
And I'm coming with blunt after blunt
Of this skunk
nubian T just put me down
Oh God how I love when the 1st come around
Now I'm feelin' black and mild, headed cross town
'Cause nubians the 1st to get celebrated
Rushin' to the block cause I wanna get faded
Lookin' all wild cause I'm getting me hair braided
We heavy off into this game
True to the 1st just call me that pro slang
Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's
The 1st be the day for the dopeman
Slangin' that cocaine fool, and I'm working late tonight
And all them fiends be lovin' them thugs
'Cause I got them rocks for them pipes

Come come with them ease
I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff
Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift
On the 1st
 
2014-02-21 08:40:43 PM  

BigNumber12: What the hell? I've been assured by several Farkers that "Thug" is exclusively a racist codeword used by whites to denigrate and insult black people. Why then would a black person say such a terrible, racist thing about themself?


Because, bonehead, this person is not complimenting his own grasp of morals and other attributes of clean living.

It's no damn different than calling yourself.. say.. "Hell's Angels".

You wouldn't presume some kid riding a bike was a hell's angel because of the color of his skin wouldja?

Oh, well, maybe you would. But that doesn't mean it makes a lick of common sense to do it.
 
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