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(KHOU Houston)   Rapper Slim Thug is certain the mayor of Houston would name a day in his honor if only his name wasn't Slim Thug   (khou.com) divider line 76
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2014-02-21 12:56:03 PM  
It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.
 
2014-02-21 01:09:32 PM  
Maybe he should move to Toronto?
 
2014-02-21 01:12:38 PM  
tHUG life, yo!

/get some
 
2014-02-21 01:15:13 PM  

vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.


We should Rochambeau them.  Like a boss.
 
2014-02-21 01:15:28 PM  
Yes, we need more days named after H-town rappers..

South Park Mexican day where you knock up some 13 year olds.
DJ Screw day where you OD on codine cough syrup.
Youngstar day where you mumble incoherently.
Lil Troy day where you sit fat down south...
 
2014-02-21 01:16:44 PM  
just add "and harmony" at the end of you name and it will be smooth sailing.
 
2014-02-21 01:16:49 PM  
FTFA: "I'm sure that the reason I don't get no day from the mayor is because my name is Slim Thug," said Slim Thug.
...
The city of Houston has given a thumbs up for a "Slim Thug Day," but the date has not been announced.
 
2014-02-21 01:16:53 PM  
Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.
 
2014-02-21 01:17:35 PM  
"I'm sure that the reason I don't get no day from the mayor is because my name is Slim Thug," said Slim Thug.

That and using a double negative in his sentences.
 
2014-02-21 01:20:03 PM  

blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.


Same here, I guess we're oldish.
 
2014-02-21 01:21:39 PM  

blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.


yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.
 
2014-02-21 01:22:32 PM  

Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.


Heh, as Chicago comes on my internet radio.
 
2014-02-21 01:25:45 PM  

lilplatinum: South Park Mexican


'Streets on Beats' is an awesome song.
 
2014-02-21 01:27:26 PM  

blatz514: Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.

Heh, as Chicago comes on my internet radio.


What's this "internet radio" thing? Can I use it to listen to my Frank Sinatra 45s?
 
2014-02-21 01:28:01 PM  
At least he's not overweight.  I mean, c'mon, who would name a day in honor of someone called "Fat Thug"?
 
2014-02-21 01:28:33 PM  

blatz514: Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.

Heh, as Chicago comes on my internet radio.


It probably has more to do with your generic music tastes than your age.
 
2014-02-21 01:31:06 PM  
He should change his name to Douche Bag.  Then he'd get a day, I'm sure.
 
2014-02-21 01:31:16 PM  
Link isn't working for me, but isn't he the gay gangsta rapper that used to be on Kidd Kris's radio show?
 
2014-02-21 01:31:23 PM  

Super Chronic: blatz514: Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.

Heh, as Chicago comes on my internet radio.

What's this "internet radio" thing? Can I use it to listen to my Frank Sinatra 45s?


I'm wishing for a Summer Wind.
 
2014-02-21 01:31:49 PM  
theinfosphere.org

Better than being Noticeably F.A.T.  Healthier, anyway.
 
2014-02-21 01:32:44 PM  

blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.


He is pretty far from being one of the industry's most successful artists..  Even if that industry is narrowly defined as "rappers from Houston"
 
2014-02-21 01:33:54 PM  
Mayor: " Well Mr. Slim Thug, here's the pricelist. All it takes to get your own day is a Fat Check."

/political contributions for the win!
 
2014-02-21 01:35:12 PM  
I'll bring it up with the mayor the next time I see her.
 
2014-02-21 01:36:15 PM  

sethen320: blatz514: Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.

Heh, as Chicago comes on my internet radio.

It probably has more to do with your generic music tastes than your age.


I will take Chicago over rap any day TYVM

/I like metal bestest
 
2014-02-21 01:37:36 PM  

Super Chronic: blatz514: Evil Mackerel: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

Same here, I guess we're oldish.

Heh, as Chicago comes on my internet radio.

What's this "internet radio" thing? Can I use it to listen to my Frank Sinatra 45s?


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-21 01:40:00 PM  
FTA ""I'm sure that the reason I don't get no day from the mayor is because my name is Slim Thug" ...or your fleeting familiarity with the English language


Vibe released controversial statements Slim Thug had made regarding treatment of black men by black and white women saying "it's hard to find [a successful black man] so Black women have to bow down and let it be known that they gotta start working hard; they gotta start cooking and being down for they man more. ...White women treat they man like a king"

Yep - he needs a day
 
2014-02-21 01:40:20 PM  
This guy and the city have no idea what a thug is.

wesphelan.com

They were musicians too.

All to honor Kali.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-21 01:43:19 PM  
I would go ask Mama Thug why she had to name me Slim. Was it a family name or did you have four rich uncles named Sam, Larry, Ice Cube and Manny and daddy wasn't taking any chances. Or maybe dad was hoping to lose weight.
 
2014-02-21 01:44:16 PM  
Id be president if only I weren't.
 
2014-02-21 01:48:08 PM  

vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.


And "L'il".  Please, please add "L'il" to your decree.
 
2014-02-21 01:48:37 PM  

lilplatinum: Yes, we need more days named after H-town rappers..

South Park Mexican day where you knock up some 13 year olds.
DJ Screw day where you OD on codine cough syrup.
Youngstar day where you mumble incoherently.
Lil Troy day where you sit fat down south...


Fat Pat day where you just let the promoter keep the appearance fee.
 
2014-02-21 01:49:15 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I would go ask Mama Thug why she had to name me Slim. Was it a family name or did you have four rich uncles named Sam, Larry, Ice Cube and Manny and daddy wasn't taking any chances. Or maybe dad was hoping to lose weight.


He already named his first son "Corpulent Gentleman".
 
2014-02-21 01:52:40 PM  

TheSwizz: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

And "L'il".  Please, please add "L'il" to your decree.


lil-abner.com

YAH HAH!
 
2014-02-21 01:52:42 PM  
To be fair, he's a nice guy who's done some good things.  He just has an unfortunate nickname (that is partly his fault).
 
2014-02-21 01:53:45 PM  
I like some of Slim's shiat. Especially this beat that uses the riff from Aerosmith's Dream On.
 
2014-02-21 01:54:34 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: This guy and the city have no idea what a thug is.

[wesphelan.com image 615x405]

They were musicians too.

All to honor Kali.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 394x549]


I'm sure they've all seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The best one.
 
2014-02-21 02:03:38 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.


HA HA HA!

THIS
 
2014-02-21 02:06:00 PM  

dpzum1: Whatchoo Talkinbout: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

yea, I just farted, I'm an artist too.

HA HA HA!

THIS


Just like your leaky farts, your joke is old and stale.
 
2014-02-21 02:07:23 PM  

lilplatinum: blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.

He is pretty far from being one of the industry's most successful artists..  Even if that industry is narrowly defined as "rappers from Houston"


Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?
 
2014-02-21 02:09:28 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?


Now that is funny.
 
2014-02-21 02:13:46 PM  

blatz514: Slim Thug got his name when he was a skinny teenager getting in trouble, and it stuck. Since then he's become one of the industry's most successful artists, but has found himself defending his name.

I guess I'm not in touch with the "hip crowd" because I've never heard of this fellow.


EVERY rapper is one of the industry's most successful artists. Just ask one.
 
2014-02-21 02:14:07 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?


farking Mike Jones... He would always rap his farking cell phone # in all of his songs, and I had a cell phone # that was 1 digit off.  Would get random calls at odd hours of the nights with dipshiats yelling "who" or "mike jones" with some regularity.
 
2014-02-21 02:14:54 PM  

lilplatinum: Eddie T. Head: Pretty all I know about him is that he was a guest performer on some of Mike Jones' tracks.

/who?

farking Mike Jones... He would always rap his farking cell phone # in all of his songs, and I had a cell phone # that was 1 digit off.  Would get random calls at odd hours of the nights with dipshiats yelling "who" or "mike jones" with some regularity.


My apologies.
 
2014-02-21 02:15:00 PM  
Thug Fo Life!
cdn2.sbnation.com
Yolo Herbert "H Dog" Kornfeld
 
2014-02-21 02:15:13 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I like some of Slim's shiat. Especially this beat that uses the riff from Aerosmith's Dream On.


Eminem did it better.
 
2014-02-21 02:16:19 PM  

TheSwizz: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

And "L'il".  Please, please add "L'il" to your decree.


Which letter is the apostrophe replacing there?
 
2014-02-21 02:18:44 PM  

Dragonflew: TheSwizz: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

And "L'il".  Please, please add "L'il" to your decree.

Which letter is the apostrophe replacing there?


I have never seen "L'il" in my life.
 
2014-02-21 02:30:51 PM  

Gunny Highway: Dragonflew: TheSwizz: vudukungfu: It should be an amendment to the constitution that all able bodied citizens will be required to kick in the nuts any person who displays the title "thug" on their person.

Really.

And "L'il".  Please, please add "L'il" to your decree.

Which letter is the apostrophe replacing there?

I have never seen "L'il" in my life.


Ya'll hav'ent?
 
2014-02-21 02:33:13 PM  
Who ?
 
2014-02-21 02:35:41 PM  

RY28: Who ?


We covered this: Mike Jones.
 
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