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(AZ Family)   While the rest of the country shivers through winter, it's so warm in Phoenix the scorpions and spiders and gila monsters are already coming out of hibernation   (azfamily.com ) divider line 8
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4069 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2014 at 7:35 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-21 07:52:29 AM  
4 votes:

Pangit: I really had no idea that spiders and scorpions hibernate. I mean I know they disappear in colder weather, but I thought that they just eff'd off somewhere warmer or whatever.


Their migratory habits are similar to coconuts.
2014-02-21 07:27:24 AM  
3 votes:
If you fly to Phoenix...

images.betterworldbooks.com
2014-02-21 08:42:02 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
They flew in by Gila Copter a hour before you arrilved.
2014-02-21 08:24:11 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper


Oh, sure, it's fun to say, until one attacks the barn where you are having a dance:


"Hey, quit pushin' back there!"

*assumes leg-up position*


Hava, na-gila-hava...
2014-02-21 09:32:05 AM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Call me crazy, but it's fun saying "gila monster".


Is it a hard g (like in garage)?  Or a soft g (like in garage)?
2014-02-21 08:48:44 AM  
1 vote:

LtDarkstar: Scorpions always come out early ;-)

[static.tvtropes.org image 800x532]

/And rock you like a hurricane!



"Bad boys running WOILED...and you better get out or their WEEEEEEEEEE!"
2014-02-21 08:03:07 AM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Scorpio Rex: "rest of the country shovers..."

It was 60 degrees in Northern Virginia in the middle of February.  It's going to get close to 70 in Philly this weekend.

All the hibernating species and flowers are confused.

And a week ago, we got 15" of snow.


Except California, which is drying up.

All these strange weather patterns...It's almost like there's something going on with the climate. Naaaah, that's crazy talk.
2014-02-21 07:54:01 AM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Call me crazy, but it's fun saying "gila monster".


Oh, sure, it's fun to say, until one attacks the barn where you are having a dance:

ilarge.listal.com
 
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