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(Daily Mail)   Researchers conclude the bigger the man in the boat, the more the boat will rock   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
    More: Interesting, sexual function, Journal of Sexual Medicine, orgasms  
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2014-02-21 05:33:10 AM  
So long as the boat is shaped properly.
 
2014-02-21 06:18:41 AM  
Chyna must have AWESOME ORGASMS.
 
2014-02-21 09:05:50 AM  
Rock the boat over
 
2014-02-21 09:06:52 AM  
I see Chyna has been covered.
Carry on
 
2014-02-21 09:08:11 AM  
Typical, blame the guy when it's her fault.

/other guys, not me
 
2014-02-21 09:08:46 AM  
i44.photobucket.com
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2014-02-21 09:09:11 AM  
Good primary and secondary stability is very important.
 
2014-02-21 09:09:35 AM  
Can we has argument over whether it rhymes with "Dolores" or "bitterness"?

/go team bitterness!
 
2014-02-21 09:11:12 AM  
If the boat's a rocking, don't come a knocking.
 
2014-02-21 09:12:14 AM  
So, apparently, one solution might be to electrify the partner's penis...

/might work if you add some AC/DC for mood music
//THUNDER!
 
2014-02-21 09:15:14 AM  

Savage Bacon: So, apparently, one solution might be to electrify the partner's penis...

/might work if you add some AC/DC for mood music
//THUNDER!


I was wondering why tasers sold so well around here.
 
2014-02-21 09:17:19 AM  
First off, ladies, you get an orgasm if I decide you deserve an orgasm.

Anyway, EIP.


[sits back and waits]
 
2014-02-21 09:18:43 AM  

the_celt: I see Chyna has been covered.
Carry on


Ah, you saw her porn, too.

/I guess Lotta Topp is too obscure to get as many Clenis mentions.
 
2014-02-21 09:19:19 AM  
Electric Eel

lol
 
2014-02-21 09:20:01 AM  
Old joke:  Men's fondness for oral sex would change dramatically if women had six inch long clitorises that shot hot mucous.
 
2014-02-21 09:21:03 AM  
I always found that being completely, wildly uninhibited helps me to have multiple orgasms.
 
2014-02-21 09:24:37 AM  
After I overtook her from astern, I yelled, thar she blows up thar on the poop deck.
 
2014-02-21 09:25:25 AM  
i512.photobucket.com

"My worst one was right on the money."
 
2014-02-21 09:26:14 AM  
so CIE?
 
2014-02-21 09:27:05 AM  

hoyt clagwell: Old joke:  Men's fondness for oral sex would change dramatically if women had six inch long clitorises that shot hot mucous.


Yeah, well that stuff that sometimes comes out of the jelly jar doesn't exactly taste like jam either.
 
2014-02-21 09:29:15 AM  
This article tells me that from now on, if I fail to bring a woman to climax, I can blame it on her small clitoris. I feel like a high five or a fist bump is warranted at this point.On the downside, now women have a new thing to feel self-conscious about.
 
2014-02-21 09:29:54 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Good primary and secondary stability is very important.


But which one is more important? There's a tradeoff there, should it rock easily to start but stabilize or should it take some effort to get there, but once there it just tips over.

I'm voting for primary stability being more fun.
 
2014-02-21 09:34:45 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: I always found that being completely, wildly uninhibited helps me to have multiple orgasms.


How you doing  !
 
2014-02-21 09:38:26 AM  
One more size that women will have to worry about.
 
2014-02-21 09:40:55 AM  
I read "There is no G spot" and quit reading. Liars.
 
2014-02-21 09:48:28 AM  
Wait.  Women get orgasms?
 
2014-02-21 09:49:47 AM  
/whatthefarkamireading.jpg

// gay benefit 87 both guys always finish
 
2014-02-21 09:52:30 AM  

cardex: /whatthefarkamireading.jpg

// gay benefit 87 both guys always finish


I was really trying to picture what the 87 position looks like.
 
2014-02-21 09:54:10 AM  
Umm, the linked vid of the electro-cauk made me want to hide under the blanket, and shiver (Not in a good way)

as for the size, and location... positions matter folks, on both fronts :)
 
2014-02-21 09:55:51 AM  

Thingster: Evil Mackerel: Good primary and secondary stability is very important.

But which one is more important? There's a tradeoff there, should it rock easily to start but stabilize or should it take some effort to get there, but once there it just tips over.

I'm voting for primary stability being more fun.


It depends on how many people are involved. Unless your going full DVDA , for that You'll need a bigger boat.
 
2014-02-21 09:57:58 AM  

RavenOnyx: I read "There is no G spot" and quit reading. Liars.


You should have kept reading.  They were saying the "G spot" is really just the clitoris, since it extends into the skin and up against the vaginal wall.

Which I've been saying for years.
 
2014-02-21 10:00:38 AM  
So, when is the internet going to be inundated with "Increase Your Clitoris Size" spam?
 
2014-02-21 10:03:34 AM  

Spindle: This article tells me that from now on, if I fail to bring a woman to climax, I can blame it on her small clitoris. I feel like a high five or a fist bump is warranted at this point.On the downside, now women have a new thing to feel self-conscious about.


*fistbump.jpg*

"Sorry honey. It's not me, it's you."
 
2014-02-21 10:13:59 AM  
I keep trying to rock the boat, but it keeps sinking because there's a big hole in it.
 
2014-02-21 10:14:45 AM  
Perhaps that's why a nice thick mast is generally appreciated.
 
2014-02-21 10:16:15 AM  
As Bernie Mac used to say, "Sex is a race to orgasm, and so far, I'm undefeated".
 
2014-02-21 10:24:26 AM  

Spindle: This article tells me that from now on, if I fail to bring a woman to climax, I can blame it on her small clitoris.


True Fact: Mrs_Fabulous has the smallest clitoris I have ever observed. By a fairly wide margin, in fact.

But she never has any trouble riding the O-train home. Ever.

/I gots the skills
//sorry ladies, I'm taken
 
2014-02-21 10:24:45 AM  

amindtat: hoyt clagwell: Old joke:  Men's fondness for oral sex would change dramatically if women had six inch long clitorises that shot hot mucous.

Yeah, well that stuff that sometimes comes out of the jelly jar doesn't exactly taste like jam either.


And sometimes, even when she swears her period is over, it's got little dried berries in it.

/as the British might call it, clotted cream
//male ejaculate is made of: fructose sugar, water, vitamin C, citric acid, enzymes, protein, phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases), zinc, and 1% sperm. Female sexual secretions are made of vaginal mucous, carbohydrates, amino acids, proteins, and acids produced by lactobacillus bacteria. And if we get into smegma-- natural lubricating residue-- add in shedded skin cells, skin oil secretions, and moisture including sweat. With a cheese-like appearance, it gathers around the labia and clitoral fold.
////source: goaskalice.columbia.edu
////but go on: tell us about how salty-tasting semen is "icky"
 
2014-02-21 10:26:15 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: cardex: /whatthefarkamireading.jpg

// gay benefit 87 both guys always finish

I was really trying to picture what the 87 position looks like.


Yeah, me too....
 
2014-02-21 10:28:11 AM  

brimed03: ////but go on: tell us about how salty-tasting semen is "icky"


Because it shoots suddenly into the back of your throat and makes you gag uncontrollably?
 
2014-02-21 10:30:56 AM  
Our love is like a ship on the ocean...
Sailing with a cargo full of
love and devotionnn....

/sorry
 
2014-02-21 10:32:27 AM  

QT_3.14159: brimed03: ////but go on: tell us about how salty-tasting semen is "icky"

Because it shoots suddenly into the back of your throat and makes you gag uncontrollably?


Shall we discuss the joys of swallowing an unexpected blood clot?

/he really should be warning you. unfair not to.
 
2014-02-21 10:40:09 AM  

brimed03: Shall we discuss the joys of swallowing an unexpected blood clot?

/he really should be warning you. unfair not to.


Nasty.

But it's not that we're not warned, it's that most girls have no idea how to handle this the first time they do it, so even if warned they wind up having a *very* unpleasant experience and unfortunately it's very hard to break the connection between that and your body's reaction.  So then the whole act becomes "icky" in an undefinable way.

If done right, it's not icky at all, really.  But it's still hard to break that initial wiring of bj = gag fest.
 
2014-02-21 10:51:29 AM  

QT_3.14159: brimed03: Shall we discuss the joys of swallowing an unexpected blood clot?

/he really should be warning you. unfair not to.

Nasty.

But it's not that we're not warned, it's that most girls have no idea how to handle this the first time they do it, so even if warned they wind up having a *very* unpleasant experience and unfortunately it's very hard to break the connection between that and your body's reaction.  So then the whole act becomes "icky" in an undefinable way.

If done right, it's not icky at all, really.  But it's still hard to break that initial wiring of bj = gag fest.


unfarkingbelievable: I always found that being completely, wildly uninhibited helps me to have multiple orgasms.


thenypost.files.wordpress.com

"People who are going to get a lot of profile hits for $100."
 
2014-02-21 10:52:54 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: cardex: /whatthefarkamireading.jpg

// gay benefit 87 both guys always finish

I was really trying to picture what the 87 position looks like.


Porking a fatty?
 
2014-02-21 10:59:40 AM  
With all the talk recently of ghey intimacy seeming "icky" to straight people, I'd like to advise that topics such as this make straight intimacy sound downright disgusting to me personally (I'm a male). Sorry, but ewwww.

However I'd never in a million years claim that people who like that sort of thing have no right to engage in it. My personal preferences have no place being forced on everyone. Won't someone please enlighten the fundies about this novel concept?
 
2014-02-21 11:07:01 AM  
Rockingest boat ever.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-21 11:27:49 AM  

QT_3.14159: brimed03: ////but go on: tell us about how salty-tasting semen is "icky"

Because it shoots suddenly into the back of your throat and makes you gag uncontrollably?


Watch the balls. They always announce the train's arrival. Then deep throat it and you won't taste a thing
 
2014-02-21 11:33:03 AM  
Gotta go with Chyna
 
2014-02-21 11:46:30 AM  
How do you bookmark a thread, again?
 
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