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(Contact Music)   What does it say about you when you can't even keep a job with Three Doors Down?   (contactmusic.com) divider line 33
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2014-02-21 07:03:33 AM
Apparently, booze was his Kryptonite.
 
2014-02-21 07:06:04 AM
I guess it was his time.
 
2014-02-21 07:11:02 AM
He gave strippers something to dance to, his work is done.
 
2014-02-21 07:27:37 AM
So rock stars are now PC pussies?
 
2014-02-21 07:36:48 AM

ZMugg: Apparently, booze was his Kryptonite.


I wanted to make a joke involving one of their songs, but this was the only one I could remember.  You win.
 
2014-02-21 07:40:09 AM
Hmmm, I play bass.  They takin' applications?
 
2014-02-21 07:43:28 AM

Farce-Side: ZMugg: Apparently, booze was his Kryptonite.

I wanted to make a joke involving one of their songs, but this was the only one I could remember.  You win.


It seemed appropoo.
 
2014-02-21 07:43:33 AM
Aren't they on the Boat Tour circuit now?  That is where washed up bands play booze cruises for fat middle aged people.
 
2014-02-21 07:56:05 AM
Jesus Christ, this farker is waiting on a trial for vehicular homicide. He killed a man while driving drunk.  You'd think "not driving drunk" would be part of his bail requirements.
 
2014-02-21 08:07:52 AM
I wasn't aware TDD was still a thing.
 
2014-02-21 08:09:58 AM
Don't let the Three Doors boot you in the ass on the way out
 
2014-02-21 08:12:03 AM
3 doors Down will be Here Without You, bass player.
 
2014-02-21 08:33:11 AM
A roadie is about to get a huge promotion.
 
2014-02-21 08:35:50 AM
'm here without you, baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you, baby
And I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you, baby
But you're still with me in my dreams
And tonight it's only you and me, yeah.
 
2014-02-21 08:40:54 AM
 
2014-02-21 08:45:35 AM
He was just living life like an ocean.

/wtf does that even mean?
 
2014-02-21 08:57:12 AM
Everyone says when one door closes, another opens.

Poor fool has had 3 doors close now. He's out of doors.
 
2014-02-21 09:41:38 AM
He had already been forced to take a hiatus from 3 Doors Down since his involvement in a fatal car crash

pffft, Vince Neil calls him an amateur.
 
2014-02-21 09:51:42 AM
He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.
 
2014-02-21 09:54:59 AM

Nana's Vibrator: He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.


I own CD's by all of those bands except Hinder.

Should I check them out?


/kidding


//maybe
 
2014-02-21 10:22:38 AM

Slow To Return: Nana's Vibrator: He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.

I own CD's by all of those bands except Hinder.

Should I check them out?


/kidding


//maybe


Based on my stint in a dive bar, having to listen to lots of Butt-Rock on the jukebox, you'd probably like Hinder and Shinedown as well.
 
2014-02-21 11:06:07 AM

Slow To Return: Nana's Vibrator: He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.

I own CD's by all of those bands except Hinder.

Should I check them out?


/kidding


//maybe


You are part of the problem.
 
2014-02-21 11:08:06 AM

Farce-Side: Slow To Return: Nana's Vibrator: He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.

I own CD's by all of those bands except Hinder.

Should I check them out?


/kidding


//maybe

You are part of the problem.


Look out. There's a flood of "Stop Liking What I Don't Like" coming your way. Apparently, listeners of absolute shiat music have thinner skin than a menstruating fat girl at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
 
2014-02-21 11:27:20 AM

EyeballKid: Farce-Side: Slow To Return: Nana's Vibrator: He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.

I own CD's by all of those bands except Hinder.

Should I check them out?


/kidding


//maybe

You are part of the problem.

Look out. There's a flood of "Stop Liking What I Don't Like" coming your way. Apparently, listeners of absolute shiat music have thinner skin than a menstruating fat girl at the Sadie Hawkins dance.


Yea I feel it coming like a rain storm.  I don't mind anyone listening to what they like, but Jesus, stop giving these assholes money.
 
2014-02-21 11:40:13 AM

Farce-Side: Yea I feel it coming like a rain storm. I don't mind anyone listening to what they like, but Jesus, stop giving these assholes money.


Oh, I'm kidding.

I have no problem with generic rock, really, it's just that, once you've bought one CD, you've bought them all.

Typically, with bands that I like, you could play me a song by them that I've never heard before, and I'll immediately be able to identify the band.  Sometimes even without the vocals.
 
2014-02-21 12:56:36 PM

Slow To Return: Farce-Side: Yea I feel it coming like a rain storm. I don't mind anyone listening to what they like, but Jesus, stop giving these assholes money.

Oh, I'm kidding.

I have no problem with generic rock, really, it's just that, once you've bought one CD, you've bought them all.

Typically, with bands that I like, you could play me a song by them that I've never heard before, and I'll immediately be able to identify the band.  Sometimes even without the vocals.


That's pretty much how I took it and thought it was funny.  Maybe you bought one of their CD's, therefore you bought them all.  But I probably have more of a problem with that corporate post-grunge transition into the 2000's stuff than you did.
 
2014-02-21 01:34:39 PM
So, they gonna change their name now?  'Cause I think Krieger and Densmore have dibs on "Two Doors Down".  And maybe Dolly.
 
2014-02-21 03:20:13 PM

Nana's Vibrator: He makes a lateral move to Creed, Candlebox, Nickelback, Evanescence, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Shinedown, Hinder, or Staind.  It's like moving from a cube at GE to GM.


I'm a big Shinedown fan. They have just been consistently good. Plus, they put on a helluva show.

Staind's newest album is pretty bad ass! Dysfuction and the newest are good. Everything between them was a cash grab.

Nickelback is one of those weird bands I hate love, but I just can't dislike some of their stuff. Oh no. Unpopular opinion! They put on a helluva show also.

Three Doors Down, while I'm not a big fan at all, do a lot of charity work and are huge supporters of the troops. I give them a lot of credit just for that. Plus, they're from my home state.

I can't say much, though. My band is kinda "butt rock." It's fun stuff to play and I enjoy it. I'll continue to enjoy it no matter what.
 
2014-02-21 07:34:47 PM
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RIP Three Doors Down
 
2014-02-21 08:03:52 PM

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2014-02-21 10:40:19 PM
This should finally answer their question. Does his woman still call him Superman?
 
2014-02-21 11:29:19 PM
Does that mean he is banned from all county fairs or that he just can't be on stage with 3 Doors Down at said fairs?
 
2014-02-22 06:32:53 PM
Where can you find Todd Harrell?

Three Cell-doors down.
 
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