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(Topless Robot)   A review of the new Bacon Inside Burger from Jack-in-the-Box--which has bacon strips, bacon in the burger, and, for some odd reason, lettuce--as written by a woman who hates Jack-in-the-Box   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Bacon Inside Burger, jack-in-the-boxes, HMM?  
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7558 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2014 at 1:14 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-21 01:26:23 AM  
3 votes:
Was I the only one who found this "review" inane and hard to read?  Horrible fake dialogue that prattled on trying to sound clever.
It wasn't.
2014-02-21 01:26:06 AM  
3 votes:
Did I just read a Jack-in-the-Box ad?
2014-02-21 01:26:17 AM  
2 votes:
Does fast food bacon just taste like salt to anybody else?
2014-02-21 07:30:35 AM  
1 vote:
From the conversation, I can tell that their intimate life is pretty dull.
2014-02-21 03:44:20 AM  
1 vote:
You JITB haters are crazy.  The Ultimate Cheeseburger (and its big brother the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger) is quite simply the best thing on any fast food menu anywhere.  Period, end of story, and I'll hear no more about it.

This article was painful to read.  A dude who doesn't like bacon (WTF?), and a wife who compares McDonald's favorably over Jack In The Box.  Jesus help us.
2014-02-21 02:06:30 AM  
1 vote:

kittymewmewmew: She sounds fat.

Probably not though.

If you subject yourself to reading down far enough, she refers to herself as "plus-sized" which is the codeword du jour for morbidly obese.
2014-02-21 02:01:58 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: I stopped eating at Jack in the Box when I realized that I got sick every single time I ate there.

Fast food is here to stay and by natural selection your like and all your off-spring will be weeded out.
2014-02-21 01:57:28 AM  
1 vote:
I stopped eating at Jack in the Box when I realized that I got sick every single time I ate there.
2014-02-21 01:46:51 AM  
1 vote:
Lettuce is not food, it's what food eats.
2014-02-21 12:26:10 AM  
1 vote:
They're doing it wrong. They're sober.
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