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(Catster)   Mercury, a kitten who lost his front paws in an accident when he was only 4 days old, has absolutely no idea that he is supposed to be disabled. In fact, he does the best T. Rex impression you will ever see on Caturday   (catster.com) divider line 972
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2014-02-21 09:26:17 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:27:36 PM  

tigerose: OlderGuy: lilyspad: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: May have to put her in for a purple heat.

Is that some kind of euphemism?  :D

Don't know about that.. I know about red hot and white hot... purple hot might be similar to going plaid....

I think he means Purple Heart..says the queen of typos...


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2014-02-21 09:28:00 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:33:10 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:35:58 PM  

laulaja: Type ft of pg4.
Unca Cabbage's purple heat oughta been purple heart, as those what're given for wound(s) in line of duty.
Soon try again to sign up for one of Flying Pig walks, there are many. Some even involve beer.  My 1st try timed out after e signatuire. But Flying Fur is one you wanna hear of; 1 hoo-mon, 1 dog, $30 to register. Walk I'll do costs $35 as didn't meet Feb 1 cheep deadline. Plumbicon's chorus may manage to sing this yr after not having enough willing last yr.[i.imgur.com image 282x248]This yr's design. Got foto of QT need bring when remember; you'll snork.


haha! Pigcasso! Purrfect.
 
2014-02-21 09:36:20 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:37:12 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]
And apparently it's now breeding season for the pigeons (AKA flying fornicating sky rats) that live around here. Lily has had a full window view, and has been going crazy running across me, then down to the floor, then back up on the desk in full "yoda".....ears down low, slowly creeping up to the window sill. Funny as hell...... :D

 
2014-02-21 09:37:55 PM  
So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.
 
2014-02-21 09:39:03 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:41:14 PM  

The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.


I'm so sorry...that really sucks!! You need to hug some kittens. Now. ((HUGS))
 
2014-02-21 09:42:10 PM  

The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.


I am so sorry sweetie, that totally sucks. (((((((HUGS)))))))
 
2014-02-21 09:45:10 PM  

lilyspad: The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry...that really sucks!! You need to hug some kittens. Now. ((HUGS))


No hugs but Davinci farted on me.........
I guess its the thought that count
Gah kittens have nasty farts
 
2014-02-21 09:48:59 PM  

The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.


Sorry to hear about your family.

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2014-02-21 09:52:57 PM  
This February marks Eli's 13th year. No idea of a birthdate, so I think of February as "his" month. We got him frm a no kill rescue. He had been returned due to his biting. He climbed out of his cage, nestled down with my kid and licked his chin. Done in one. They do choose you.

Actually my first cat I had as an adult picked me by licking my nose..and our maine coon wanna be, by camping out by my Mom's door. A few days before I was married! So I had two cats out of wedlock. And do you know, they died within a week, to the day of one another? It was thier time. So they left together.

Then there is Eli the Bitey, chaser of mail carriers, biter of ankles, motor boat purr and undercover limpet.( mine, mine!). :) what would I do without him? :)
 
2014-02-21 09:54:57 PM  

The Ice Queen: No hugs but Davinci farted on me.........
I guess its the thought that count
Gah kittens have nasty farts


It's the fart of love......  :D
 
2014-02-21 09:55:27 PM  

The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.


That really does suck. Go pet a kitteh and listen to the purr..it is very soothing. I will keep you and yours in my prayers. ((Hug))
 
2014-02-21 09:55:30 PM  
Okey Dokey... Man-friend went to the store to get us some noms... time to post a few before he returns :-)
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2014-02-21 09:56:03 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:57:26 PM  
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2014-02-21 09:57:32 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:00:39 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:01:13 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:01:18 PM  
I did not realize that February 22 was officially cat dat in japan.
Here is an article about it Link
 
2014-02-21 10:01:39 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:02:36 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:04:03 PM  

exvaxman: I did not realize that February 22 was officially cat dat in japan.
Here is an article about it Link


"dat" is a cool link...thanks!!! :D
 
2014-02-21 10:06:33 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:07:30 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:07:48 PM  

The Ice Queen: lilyspad: The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry...that really sucks!! You need to hug some kittens. Now. ((HUGS))

No hugs but Davinci farted on me.........
I guess its the thought that count
Gah kittens have nasty farts


first, re all the relatives, you should ask each of them about one fun thing they want to do, and do it with them while they can.

second, not just kittens, (although I suppose he still is, although he's about full sized)  My Jack gets the high end dry food and very rare canned and the odd tuna or salmon water, and hoe lee shiat when he drops one it is NASTY  ...his mom, same diet... nodda
 
2014-02-21 10:07:54 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:13:21 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:13:25 PM  
Type on own heels agin.
Furrgot to say FangQ to Diogenes for linkie to panther cub save tail/tale early on. Ditto to Debby7813 just above. That's where Pl's sis & her spouse live & they raised their 2 dtrs. Younger one had dog for yrs, 99.4% sure adopted from there. Followed linkie to find contact info to leave Conga-Cats on e doorstep.  Esp grateful as don't do FB myself tho Pl does. Spread linkie far & wide to chorusmates owning & owned by inabit.  Kinda like Care2 asking if tales'll be shared.
i.imgur.com  Their real registered name'll be summat else! They're in Crystal City chorus; don't recall where that is & bookmark thingie's gone walkabout so not gonna find out tonight.
Also find furrgot to let little girls, sisters from GangOf5, out after dinner.  So  now all but Piiki are fed, & she will be shortly.  Once that's done I need bid all y'all Good Night FM, alternates unequally with Hyvaea Ilta.
 
2014-02-21 10:13:53 PM  

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2014-02-21 10:15:07 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:15:32 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:16:29 PM  

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2014-02-21 10:16:39 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:18:43 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:21:02 PM  
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Man-friend is back
 
2014-02-21 10:21:51 PM  
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See you all tomorrow!! :D
 
2014-02-21 10:22:42 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:24:06 PM  
tigerose:
Just wanted to thank the peeps that recommended Hank the Cowdog mystery series and Pete the cat..my kids are lovin them. Again, you guize rock!

I used to read Hank books to my girls when they were little.
We'd lay crossways on "the big bed" and I'd do different voices.
I always enjoyed Drover's line "Oh mah laig!" any time he'd get scared.
 
2014-02-21 10:24:41 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:26:15 PM  
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2014-02-21 10:27:20 PM  

The Ice Queen: So the Ice Queen needs some cheering up.

Found out 2 relatives have cancer. One was an open/close type surgery (nothing they could do so they closed him back off) and the other doesn't want to do treatment because of her age (in her 80s and in poor health already). Add in my other uncle who was also just diagnosed and I currently have 3 relatives who will be or are already on hospice.

Yeah.


I'm so sorry, sweetie :(
 
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