If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Orlando Sentinel)   You can now be charged with battery for making a student unclog a urinal with his bare hands "His hands smelled of urine"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 73
    More: Florida, Coral Springs, hands smelled, student unclog, Jennifer King Forshey, students, charter schools  
•       •       •

2805 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 8:08 PM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



73 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-02-20 10:01:14 PM

skozlaw: hardinparamedic: Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?

I'm having a hard time verifying that Hep-c can be transmitted via urine. A couple of sketchy sources say no flat-out (and, yes, I consider the Arkansas Department of Health sketchy... I consider everything from Arkansas sketchy) and most say "well.. technically, but". In fact.... I'm kind of having a hard time finding anything that's likely to be transmitted via urine. Especially absent the obvious infection vectors like cuts or putting your fingers in your mouth/eyes.

Not that I'm OK with this.... just.... not quite sure what the real risk is here. Pee, frankly, doesn't seem terribly risky if it just gets on your skin.


Because used toilets are known to be sterile enironments.
 
2014-02-20 10:11:52 PM

Propain_az: mraudacia: AverageAmericanGuy: As a parent, much of the disgust towards bodily fluids has been beaten out of me.

As long as there is running water and soap, this kid can cry me a river.

whens the last time you got tested for hep c.

you ignorant disease carrying ape.

The hepatitis C virus is not spread by sweat, tears, or  urine


ahh thank you for correcting me. remind me again which diseases come from raw sewage? and which ones can get past that lovely organ of skin again?
 
2014-02-20 10:31:45 PM

Salmon: Wait till you're over 50, kid, everything you own smells like urine


Two things
1. Wash your stuff
2. Quit pissing on your stuff.
 
2014-02-20 10:32:10 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: skozlaw: hardinparamedic: Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?

I'm having a hard time verifying that Hep-c can be transmitted via urine. A couple of sketchy sources say no flat-out (and, yes, I consider the Arkansas Department of Health sketchy... I consider everything from Arkansas sketchy) and most say "well.. technically, but". In fact.... I'm kind of having a hard time finding anything that's likely to be transmitted via urine. Especially absent the obvious infection vectors like cuts or putting your fingers in your mouth/eyes.

Not that I'm OK with this.... just.... not quite sure what the real risk is here. Pee, frankly, doesn't seem terribly risky if it just gets on your skin.

Because used toilets are known to be sterile enironments.


That means nothing unless you quantify the risk. You're constantly inhaling other people's shiat particles. Do you worry about that, too, just because it's technically a possible vector for infection?

I don't want to touch other people's pee either, but I'm not going to pretend I have some reason to believe it presents any risk beyond "ew, gross" without facts.
 
2014-02-20 10:35:47 PM

RockofAges: hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: As a parent, much of the disgust towards bodily fluids has been beaten out of me.

As long as there is running water and soap, this kid can cry me a river.

Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes  to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?

The Boobies you have ever made that I completely agree with.


I think we can all agree on Boobies.
 
2014-02-20 10:39:49 PM

hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: As a parent, much of the disgust towards bodily fluids has been beaten out of me.

As long as there is running water and soap, this kid can cry me a river.

Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes  to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?


I've often admired your knowledge and passion in certain threads, but that's the first time I've laughed. I think it was the "bro" that did it.
 
2014-02-20 11:04:59 PM
It's as me pappy always said, "If you can't handle getting your hands dirty, you can't handle shiat"
 
2014-02-20 11:07:40 PM

FarkinHostile: I've often admired your knowledge and passion in certain threads, but that's the first time I've laughed. I think it was the "bro" that did it.


I was going for the comedy factor there.

24.media.tumblr.com

I think that was hepatitis C. I think he's just like that. He's just a good guy.
 
2014-02-20 11:12:24 PM
"Get that finger out of your ear. You don't know where that finger's been."
barfblog.com
 
2014-02-20 11:46:20 PM

Kahabut: hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: As a parent, much of the disgust towards bodily fluids has been beaten out of me.

As long as there is running water and soap, this kid can cry me a river.

Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes  to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?

Except you can't spread Hep C that way.

Or do you often have blood in your urine?  You should see a doctor for that.


Kids in elementary school poop in urinals ALL THE TIME

Sounds like half of you are females or home schooled
 
2014-02-21 12:10:19 AM

skozlaw: Not that I'm OK with this.... just.... not quite sure what the real risk is here. Pee, frankly, doesn't seem terribly risky if it just gets on your skin.


I was going to say leptospirosis but that can't be passed on through human urine. Toxoplasmosis can be.

Pee may be sterile but the body part it comes out of isn't.  It's not just urine you're peeing out, bits of skin and secretions come along for the ride.  There's a depressing number of sexually abused kids with STIs.
 
2014-02-21 12:21:23 AM
If there is absolutely nothing wrong with human urine or putting your hands in urinals.... then have all the teachers at the school demonstrate how safe and sound it is.    Line them up and take their car keys and cell phones.   Place the phones and keys in the urinals and swish them round good and hand them back to the teachers.

The article said the bathroom has no soap either.   so they can drive home and clean things up there.

I think they may have a problem with doing that.   It isn't sanitary.
And they showed bad judgment having a kid put his hands in it too....especially with no soap to use after.

Dumb teacher...dumb
 
2014-02-21 01:24:46 AM

hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: As a parent, much of the disgust towards bodily fluids has been beaten out of me.

As long as there is running water and soap, this kid can cry me a river.

Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes  to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?


Indeed! Sepsis and cholera are character builders!
 
2014-02-21 01:26:50 AM

skozlaw: Crotchrocket Slim: skozlaw: hardinparamedic: Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?

I'm having a hard time verifying that Hep-c can be transmitted via urine. A couple of sketchy sources say no flat-out (and, yes, I consider the Arkansas Department of Health sketchy... I consider everything from Arkansas sketchy) and most say "well.. technically, but". In fact.... I'm kind of having a hard time finding anything that's likely to be transmitted via urine. Especially absent the obvious infection vectors like cuts or putting your fingers in your mouth/eyes.

Not that I'm OK with this.... just.... not quite sure what the real risk is here. Pee, frankly, doesn't seem terribly risky if it just gets on your skin.

Because used toilets are known to be sterile enironments.

That means nothing unless you quantify the risk. You're constantly inhaling other people's shiat particles. Do you worry about that, too, just because it's technically a possible vector for infection?

I don't want to touch other people's pee either, but I'm not going to pretend I have some reason to believe it presents any risk beyond "ew, gross" without facts.


People also spit in urinals/toilets.

Qualifying this kind of risk is enough. Quantify it? GTFO.

/educate your own damn self
 
2014-02-21 01:48:30 AM

hardinparamedic: Nothing about this was appropriate.


On that we agree.
 
2014-02-21 02:36:51 AM
Every day, Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine!
 
2014-02-21 02:58:40 AM

soakitincider: Every day, Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine!


He's also dead now!
 
2014-02-21 04:35:57 AM

ransack.: Kahabut: hardinparamedic: AverageAmericanGuy: As a parent, much of the disgust towards bodily fluids has been beaten out of me.

As long as there is running water and soap, this kid can cry me a river.

Hey. You're just violating federal law when it comes  to potentially infectious bodily fluids. It's all good.

What's a little Hepatitis C among friends, bro?

Except you can't spread Hep C that way.

Or do you often have blood in your urine?  You should see a doctor for that.

Kids in elementary school poop in urinals ALL THE TIME

Sounds like half of you are females or home schooled


sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-02-21 07:13:00 AM
She was just making him earn his lunch, the stale cheese sandwich paid for by patriotic job creators. "Don't talk to me about how your hands smell. Eat."
 
2014-02-21 08:18:09 AM

if_i_really_have_to: skozlaw: Not that I'm OK with this.... just.... not quite sure what the real risk is here. Pee, frankly, doesn't seem terribly risky if it just gets on your skin.

I was going to say leptospirosis but that can't be passed on through human urine. Toxoplasmosis can be.

Pee may be sterile but the body part it comes out of isn't.  It's not just urine you're peeing out, bits of skin and secretions come along for the ride.  There's a depressing number of sexually abused kids with STIs.


Your herpes isn't nice, isn't friendly, and isn't fun. Stop trying to dress it up. They are STDs.
 
2014-02-21 09:07:16 AM

strangeluck: I'm unsure on the battery charge, but exposing a student, well, anyone, to bodily fluids without protection is a good way to get sued. Hopefully the kid doesn't contract anything. I'd at the minimum say they better fire the teacher.


It's certainly reckless endangerment.
 
2014-02-21 09:17:07 AM
Shirley, Shirley, Shirley,,,
What is the matter with you people?
It is piss.
Not plutonium.
It won't hurt you. PERIOD.
This is all a headtrip.

Do you jackwagons have any idea what goes on in the rest of the real world beyond the reach of the tip of your nose?
Obviously not.

Grow up. Learn something. Get some little tiny grip on your fears.
signed, A zhit burner from way back
 
2014-02-21 12:52:02 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
Displayed 23 of 73 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report