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2014-02-20 08:55:52 PM
8 votes:
Like selling toilet paper outside a Taco Bell.
2014-02-20 08:07:18 PM
5 votes:
www.slate.com

And she appears to have worn a better outfit to sell them in
2014-02-20 10:16:42 PM
3 votes:
fc07.deviantart.net
2014-02-20 08:59:00 PM
3 votes:
one smart cookie.

baked customers.
2014-02-20 09:18:51 PM
2 votes:
At my local mall the girls set a table outside jenny creag
2014-02-20 08:47:19 PM
2 votes:

jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.


You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

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Main Street.  High noon.
2014-02-20 08:44:34 PM
2 votes:
I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.
2014-02-20 08:43:31 PM
2 votes:
That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.
2014-02-21 02:56:20 PM
1 votes:
www.slate.com

If this is the Girl Scout in question the I need to have a seat right over there.
2014-02-21 08:25:52 AM
1 votes:

Clutch2013: jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.

You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

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Main Street.  High noon.


High noon.... I presume this is a regular noon while you are buzzed....  or maybe noon at Denver?
2014-02-20 11:22:41 PM
1 votes:

seansimonson: yellowmattercustard: seansimonson: ArcadianRefugee: That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.

Point me to the equivalent of caramel delights or thin mints at whatever farkin store you go to and I'll ignore the fact that you called that girl a little biatch

Keebler Coconut Dreams and Grasshoppers.

Nnnnno... Not. Even. Close.
Thanks for trying though..


About the only difference between Samoas and Coconut Dreams is the Samoas tend to use a darker chocolate. Other than that, they're the same. For half the price.

jso2897: Because only potheads buy Girl Scout Cookies.


Outside of pot store? Yeah, more likely than not. Oh, wait: "It's medicinal", right? :)

And don't call little girls "biatches" - it isn't nice.

I have nothing against Girl Scouts; last year, to celebrate girl scout day, I ate a brownie.
2014-02-20 11:09:29 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: I need to have a seat over there.


lipsntoes: Did anyone mention she is hot?



Actually, the blond girl in the picture is not her, so you can all stop feel guilty for thinking she's hot.  The actual girl is in this article:

http://mashable.com/2014/02/20/girl-scout-cookies-marijuana/

And looks more like what you'd expect a girl scout to look like.

mashable.com
2014-02-20 10:43:22 PM
1 votes:
CSB
I sell phones. Some lady dropped 1200 on new phones yesterday, left for ten minutes, came back with her three evil cute Girl Scout daughters and wiped the floor with us and the customers.
2014-02-20 10:02:58 PM
1 votes:
They'd make a killing across the street from the sex offenders' halfway house.
2014-02-20 09:17:43 PM
1 votes:

Tellingthem: umad: Clutch2013: jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.

You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x531]

Main Street.  High noon.

I'll back you up. Picking Thin Mints over Samoas is just absurd.

Exactly. You eat the Samoas while the Thin Mints are cooling down in the freezer.


The idea that anyone would choose Samoas over Thin Mints or Tagalongs is ludicrous.
2014-02-20 09:12:16 PM
1 votes:

dletter: [www.slate.com image 590x421]

And she appears to have worn a better outfit to sell them in


I was thinking that Girl Scouts seem to have improved just since last year. I don't see her cookies though. Perhaps if she turned around?
2014-02-20 09:07:54 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Eugenides: Summoner101: Mr. Eugenides: I'm sure the Girl Scouts organization is thrilled to be associated with pot.

I'm sure the bump in sales will soothe their conscience

I doubt that one scout in one location can create a "bump in sales".  I do know that a story on Slate can give the rightwing AM radio guys fodder for a full day about how America is in decline.


Considering Girl scouts can get downright brutal when peddling cookies, I am willing to bet GS HQ is seriously considering opening a pot shop or 5000.

"Buy three boxes of Thin Mints and get the dime-bag half off."  the US Mint would just install the printing presses in the back room to save on time and shipping costs.
2014-02-20 09:07:50 PM
1 votes:
Girl scout cookies are great but, a pizza parlor across the street with their vents facing the shop would be genius.
2014-02-20 09:06:37 PM
1 votes:
www.midlandladders.com
2014-02-20 09:05:25 PM
1 votes:
Hopefully people will stop using this poorly 'shopped picture now.

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2014-02-20 09:01:13 PM
1 votes:
I need to have a seat over there.
2014-02-20 08:44:55 PM
1 votes:
Nice, kid, nice!
2014-02-20 08:44:37 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure the Girl Scouts organization is thrilled to be associated with pot.
 
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