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2014-02-20 08:44:55 PM  
4 votes:
Nice, kid, nice!
2014-02-20 08:07:18 PM  
4 votes:
www.slate.com

And she appears to have worn a better outfit to sell them in
2014-02-20 08:56:21 PM  
3 votes:

umad: Clutch2013: jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.

You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

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Main Street.  High noon.

I'll back you up. Picking Thin Mints over Samoas is just absurd.


Exactly. You eat the Samoas while the Thin Mints are cooling down in the freezer.
2014-02-21 12:22:34 AM  
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: seansimonson: yellowmattercustard: seansimonson: ArcadianRefugee: That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.

Point me to the equivalent of caramel delights or thin mints at whatever farkin store you go to and I'll ignore the fact that you called that girl a little biatch

Keebler Coconut Dreams and Grasshoppers.

Nnnnno... Not. Even. Close.
Thanks for trying though..

About the only difference between Samoas and Coconut Dreams is the Samoas tend to use a darker chocolate. Other than that, they're the same. For half the price.

jso2897: Because only potheads buy Girl Scout Cookies.

Outside of pot store? Yeah, more likely than not. Oh, wait: "It's medicinal", right? :)

And don't call little girls "biatches" - it isn't nice.

I have nothing against Girl Scouts; last year, to celebrate girl scout day, I ate a brownie.


Keebler is one of the two licensed bakers of Girl Scout cookies through their ownership of Little Brownie Bakers(the other baker is ABC Bakers, which is part of Interbake(a maker of mostly store brand baked goods which is in turn part of George Weston, a big Canadian generic baked goods company)), so if your local troop uses the name "Samoas" instead of "Caramel deLites", then their cookies are made by Keebler in a Keebler factory.
2014-02-20 09:07:50 PM  
2 votes:
Girl scout cookies are great but, a pizza parlor across the street with their vents facing the shop would be genius.
2014-02-20 08:46:14 PM  
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.


Because only potheads buy Girl Scout Cookies.
And don't call little girls "biatches" - it isn't nice.
2014-02-20 08:44:37 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure the Girl Scouts organization is thrilled to be associated with pot.
2014-02-21 12:50:37 AM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: ArkAngel: Tellingthem: umad: Clutch2013: jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.

You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x531]

Main Street.  High noon.

I'll back you up. Picking Thin Mints over Samoas is just absurd.

Exactly. You eat the Samoas while the Thin Mints are cooling down in the freezer.

The idea that anyone would choose Samoas over Thin Mints or Tagalongs is ludicrous.

Tagalongs are a second tier cookie at best. You have poor taste and may God have mercy on your soul


Dude I hate to be "that guy" on the internet, but you have disparaged Tagalongs and now I must threaten your entire family.
2014-02-20 11:09:29 PM  
1 votes:

Molavian: I need to have a seat over there.


lipsntoes: Did anyone mention she is hot?



Actually, the blond girl in the picture is not her, so you can all stop feel guilty for thinking she's hot.  The actual girl is in this article:

http://mashable.com/2014/02/20/girl-scout-cookies-marijuana/

And looks more like what you'd expect a girl scout to look like.

mashable.com
2014-02-20 10:16:42 PM  
1 votes:
fc07.deviantart.net
2014-02-20 09:35:59 PM  
1 votes:

seansimonson: ArcadianRefugee: That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.

Point me to the equivalent of caramel delights or thin mints at whatever farkin store you go to and I'll ignore the fact that you called that girl a little biatch


Keebler Coconut Dreams and Grasshoppers.
2014-02-20 09:17:43 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: umad: Clutch2013: jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.

You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 800x531]

Main Street.  High noon.

I'll back you up. Picking Thin Mints over Samoas is just absurd.

Exactly. You eat the Samoas while the Thin Mints are cooling down in the freezer.


The idea that anyone would choose Samoas over Thin Mints or Tagalongs is ludicrous.
2014-02-20 09:06:37 PM  
1 votes:
www.midlandladders.com
2014-02-20 09:05:25 PM  
1 votes:
Hopefully people will stop using this poorly 'shopped picture now.

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2014-02-20 08:57:28 PM  
1 votes:

Valeriyance: ArcadianRefugee: That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.

I don't eat them myself (I buy them for my dad) so I don't know store prices but, I don't think 4 bucks is too much for a box.  Even if it is going to a horrible organization like the Scouts.


The girl scouts are a different organization from the practically LDS controlled boy scouts.
2014-02-20 08:54:08 PM  
1 votes:

Valeriyance: ArcadianRefugee: That should have the [sick] tag, taking advantage of people like that. If the weren't high, they'd realize how overpriced gs cookies are and just go to their local convenience or grocery store to get the same thing at half price.

Little biatch.

I don't eat them myself (I buy them for my dad) so I don't know store prices but, I don't think 4 bucks is too much for a box.  Even if it is going to a horrible organization like the Scouts.


Why are they "horrible"?
2014-02-20 08:47:19 PM  
1 votes:

jso2897: I first saw this about a year ago, at the local clinic in Venice, CA. They were set up in a van in the parking lot so that people coming out of the clinic were presented with a full display of Thin Mints and all those other ones I don't care about.


You dare defile the Samoa's good name?

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Main Street.  High noon.
 
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