cirby: Not a bad opening paragraph. Really. But it's no better than second place.We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
SauronWasFramed: Video link?: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJYm-nm5LtUNot safe for work, or lunch either?And remember, these are the future leaders of our country
OhioUGrad: Can't believe there are people who still haven't seen Jackass.
SlothB77: why not just link directly to the article in The Atlantic?
Mentat: They couldn't, which is why they set up their own organizations and insured themselves. Then they hang the members out to dry by diverting the litigation to the member and their parents.
BKITU: OhioUGrad: Can't believe there are people who still haven't seen Jackass.You can't believe there are people who have good taste and a basic sense of decency?
Flatulent_Flea: Would this be an Invited Explosive In Anus or IEIA?
Darth_Lukecash: More Henmingway, less hunter s. Thompson,please.
Johnny Bananapeel: It was like his own personal Challenger Disaster![i.imgur.com image 625x451]
Super Chronic: Tight sphincter... so, he's a pledge who hasn't been initiated yet?
RoyBatty: SlothB77: why not just link directly to the article in The Atlantic?I think it was smart because Boing Boing has a good reputation and provided a much more succinct headline that promised joy than the Atlantic article.
OhioUGrad: Can't believe there are people who still haven't seen Jackass. (Steve-O did this I don't know how many years ago, they also did one where they put the bottle rocket up his arse and tied a string to it and the other end of the string to Pontious's dangle)
Chariset: Mentat: They couldn't, which is why they set up their own organizations and insured themselves. Then they hang the members out to dry by diverting the litigation to the member and their parents.The part about "We pretty much just pillage their homeowner's insurance" was terrifying.
stirfrybry: I don't get why the goatse thing is banned here when you folks seems to enjoy discussing butt holes
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