SlothB77: why not just link directly to the article in The Atlantic?
Flatulent_Flea: Correction: four sentences./applause.gifWould this be an Invited Explosive In Anus or IEIA?The results would, I assume, be remarkable.
ChrisDe: I don't know if it's the best, but it might be the longest.
DiggidyDan: I read that entire article today. It was good, but pretty much stated the obvious that anybody who has been to college already knew.TL:DR Frats are dangerous and risk filled places fueled by idiots and miscreants on copious booze/drugs making bad decisions. ORLY?
cirby: Not a bad opening paragraph. Really. But it's no better than second place.We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
SauronWasFramed: Video link?: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJYm-nm5LtUNot safe for work, or lunch either?And remember, these are the future leaders of our country
W.C.fields forever: I like 20 cent bottle rockets.I hate man ass./kinda torn
lindalouwho: W.C.fields forever: I like 20 cent bottle rockets.I hate man ass./kinda tornSo was he.
DrGunsforHands: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
MadMattressMack: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
Agent Smiths Laugh: DrGunsforHands: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.[data3.whicdn.com image 356x454]
DrGunsforHands: MadMattressMack: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.Shakes fist!
Mentat: I liked the details into how the national organizations protect the houses from liability by hanging the individual members out to dry.
DiggidyDan: Mentat: I liked the details into how the national organizations protect the houses from liability by hanging the individual members out to dry.That part was interesting. I am amazed that they can get insurance in the first place, but I guess banding together against the naive idiot frat boys allows them to limit their payout costs.Moral of the story, if you are dumb enough to do some of the stuff that would get you in trouble with the law/policies, plead the 'Fif and lawyer up. Don't compound the stupidity by trusting a shady national organization or your institution. Those people are not on your side!
semiotix: ...he would shove a bottle rocket up his ass and blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it was an excellent idea. What was not an excellent idea, however, was to misjudge the relative tightness of a 20-year-old sphincter and the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent bottle rocket. What followed ignition was not the bright report of a successful blastoff, but the muffled thud of fire in the hole.I will say, I'd have judged the tightness of a 20-year-old anus to be sufficient too. Especially if it was in near proximity to an imminent explosion. To say nothing of a rectum being shallow enough.But hey, college is supposed to be educational, right?
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