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(The New Republic)   Evangelical Patrick Henry College, forbids students to smoke, drink, swear, dance or even date without written parental permission; and of course, in keeping with biblical principles, if you are raped it's your own fault, you filthy harlot   (newrepublic.com) divider line 38
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2014-02-20 04:52:48 PM  
5 votes:

crab66: Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.

What the fark.

How is this even remotely the same thing?

Please show me a school that actually forces people to smoke pot and play ultimate frisbee to attend.


Yes, please. I have some graduate studies I'd like to pursue.
2014-02-20 04:45:59 PM  
3 votes:

Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.


False analogy is false.

Reading is fundamental.

You are an idiot.
2014-02-20 04:40:14 PM  
3 votes:

gnosis301: Stop it, you guys are freaking me out.


At night they say you can see shadows behind the walls and plumes of ghostly smoke rising from the roots of the trees. If you stop for a while you'll hear the anguished cries of the damned souls that failed to heed the warning signs, and so must now call nightly for fresh blood to satiate the gods and demons that call that foul place home.
2014-02-20 04:33:54 PM  
3 votes:
Cultists gonna cult.
2014-02-20 06:03:50 PM  
2 votes:
I went to Pasadena City College, which is often known as "Buddha's L.A. Trade Tech", so I'm getting a kick.....
2014-02-20 05:08:25 PM  
2 votes:
TomD9938:
Also FTA : "The lack of men's responsibility or culpability for their own actions and the acceptance of male 'urges' as irresistible forces of nature is the understructure of Christian modesty movements and their secular counterpart,"

An acceptance of the fact that we are animals who have been deeply programmed by evolution.



Um, I'm pretty sure the folks at this fine institution very much do NOT accept this premise.  At all.
2014-02-20 05:00:02 PM  
2 votes:
Wherever there are fundies, fun dies.
2014-02-20 04:52:20 PM  
2 votes:

Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.


What the fark.

How is this even remotely the same thing?

Please show me a school that actually forces people to smoke pot and play ultimate frisbee to attend.
2014-02-20 04:41:59 PM  
2 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: gnosis301: Stop it, you guys are freaking me out.

At night they say you can see shadows behind the walls and plumes of ghostly smoke rising from the roots of the trees. If you stop for a while you'll hear the anguished cries of the damned souls that failed to heed the warning signs, and so must now call nightly for fresh blood to satiate the gods and demons that call that foul place home.


Pffft...  I have to put up with the same crap every time I visit my grandmother's house.
2014-02-20 04:38:31 PM  
2 votes:

ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?


They all went out of business giving their students handouts and Cadillacs.

/Poe's law
2014-02-20 04:34:18 PM  
2 votes:
Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?
2014-02-21 10:53:06 AM  
1 votes:

ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?


Oh Bullshiat, try to get a good grade supporting Reagan in a super-libby school.

Both sides are turning into the new religion in America, and the level of derp is just going to get worse.

/Both sides are bad, so vote for accountability
2014-02-21 04:42:04 AM  
1 votes:

dfenstrate: Burning_Monk: dfenstrate: Burning_Monk: I think you are confusing Leftist with Liberal.

Liberal has meant leftist since the term was hijacked by leftists decades ago.

'Liberal' is an accurate description of the left's position on sexual permissiveness and freedom from personal responsibility. In every other area, leftists are totalitarian-wannabees.

Stalin, that crazy liberal.

/rolleyes

Stalin's Era was about when American leftists started corrupting the language by appropriating the term 'liberal.' As a tactic, it's obviously worked, and you're a fine example.


Dafuq am I reading?
2014-02-20 06:43:29 PM  
1 votes:

TomD9938: Boojum2k: TomD9938: Boojum2k: TomD9938: Is that rape?

It's sexual assault.

Is that a "yes" or a "no"?

It's a crime, and should be handled by law enforcement and a DA, not a college administrator who wants to keep alumni cash coming in and stop bad news from going out.


So, "no", it wasn't a rape as subby implied.


Legal or common/vernacular definition?  By the legal definition, no it wasn't rape.  But most people when discussing sexual crimes, use the term "rape" whether it is a penetrative act involving the genitals or sexual assault.

So i guess....

swtor.gamingfeeds.com
2014-02-20 06:33:11 PM  
1 votes:

flondrix: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

I'm sure there are a lot of schools with a campus code of conduct that forbids harassing anyone on the basis of gender, race, religion, or sexual orientation, and bans the use of all manner of slurs.  Wouldn't that qualify as requiring students to "obey liberal doctrine"?


Liberal campus doctrine deals mostly with speech.
You can't say anything that would hurt someones feelings.


// And whatever you do , don't mention that you think abortion is bad
2014-02-20 06:09:20 PM  
1 votes:
Calm down, people.  All they're saying is, if she didn't want to get raped, she wouldn't have been born with a rape-hole.  According to them, it says so in that book they like.  That's all.
2014-02-20 06:03:32 PM  
1 votes:

LectertheChef: One thing I've never understood, is why do people who are assaulted on college campuses never call real cops? They always treat the campus as if it's sovereign territory or something. It's not, it's just a farking college campus, the campus "police" are rent-a-cops, the dean and student body president have no legal authority to handle a criminal investigation. Yet time after time, I hear about some woman who's raped on a campus, and allows the school do its own form of pretend justice, which it invariably farks up.

So yeah, any woman who's raped on a college campus, don't tell the rent-a-cops, don't go to your RA, call 911.


If it is a state university anywhere I've ever lived, the campus cops -are- real cops. State cops, in fact.
Now at a small private school, yeah, they're rent-a-cops.

/The belief that the University PD is a bunch of mall cops always leads to some hilarity
//What you gonna do about it, you farking rent-a-cop?
///Why are you taking me to real jail?
2014-02-20 05:29:40 PM  
1 votes:
Can they have slaves?
2014-02-20 05:28:17 PM  
1 votes:

King Something: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

Is there even a "liberal doctrine?" A set of rules written in stone by which liberals must abide at all times?

The only rules I can think of that would be on such a tablet are "do no harm" and "be excellent to each other" -- wouldn't most other rules be superfluous anyway?


We don't have a doctrine.  We just have a secret handshake and a theme song.
2014-02-20 05:06:47 PM  
1 votes:

IlGreven: /Seriously, that's the only context where I hear feminists level "rape culture" accusations.


You should probably get your hearing checked, then. Early detection of hearing problems can prevent deafness and life-long disability. :)
2014-02-20 05:03:51 PM  
1 votes:

cefm: The #1 comment at the bottom of the article is some d-bag implying liberal bias at the National Republic saying that they are eagerly awaiting such thorough coverage of sexual assault at liberal institutions like UCLA.


Looks like you found Ken Cuccinelli's internet identity.
2014-02-20 05:03:17 PM  
1 votes:
Many students go there with dreams of becoming a senator or the Supreme Court justice who helps overturn Roe v. Wade.

So, assholes.
2014-02-20 05:02:10 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like Patrick Henry College got wind of this article being written.

The #1 comment at the bottom of the article is some d-bag implying liberal bias at the National Republic saying that they are eagerly awaiting such thorough coverage of sexual assault at liberal institutions like UCLA.

Wow.
2014-02-20 05:01:14 PM  
1 votes:

legion_of_doo: At university, whether the prof is a lib or con, you figure out what he or she wants to hear, and then you say that.


Bullshiat.  I argued against my polisci prof in every single paper and got pretty decent grades.  And the number of times in literature classes I was flagrantly wrong and but presented the incorrect ideas well and got good grades.

Now Math profs, there's people you better tell what they want to hear.
2014-02-20 04:59:36 PM  
1 votes:
Fark has assured me that the real cause of rape is feminism.
2014-02-20 04:57:07 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe PHC is simply upholding a Biblical view of rape.

We'll have to wait and see if PHC forces the girl to marry her rapist, I guess.
2014-02-20 04:56:35 PM  
1 votes:

crab66: Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.

What the fark.

How is this even remotely the same thing?

Please show me a school that actually forces people to smoke pot and play ultimate frisbee to attend.


Here you go.
2014-02-20 04:54:20 PM  
1 votes:

qorkfiend: crab66: Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.

What the fark.

How is this even remotely the same thing?

Please show me a school that actually forces people to smoke pot and play ultimate frisbee to attend.

Yes, please. I have some graduate studies I'd like to pursue.


Been there, done that
 ecee.colorado.edu
2014-02-20 04:50:47 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: This school is utterly farked. Have fun with the Department of Education's Office of Civil Rights.


Unfortunately, PHC grads are deeply entrenched within DC's power structures. Also, taking them on would set off every False Outrage Alarm that the right can muster.
2014-02-20 04:48:41 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: This, however, was Patrick Henry College (PHC), the elite evangelical school better known as "God's Harvard."

Who the hell ever said that with a straight face
2014-02-20 04:47:23 PM  
1 votes:
Teaching faculty must also sign the "Statement of Faith", plus a more detailed "Statement of Biblical Worldview", which represents the college's requirements for what should be taught.[25] For example the Biblical Worldview Applications states that, "Any biology, Bible, or other courses at PHC dealing with creation will teach creation from the understanding of Scripture that God's creative work, as described in Genesis 1:1-31, was completed in six twenty-four-hour days."[26]
2014-02-20 04:45:47 PM  
1 votes:
Ah, this must be the imaginary "rape culture" that everyone is always telling me doesn't exist, and is a creation of evil feminist nazi soldiers.
2014-02-20 04:42:42 PM  
1 votes:
"Your sins are the only interesting thing about you boring f**ks" --Doug Stanhope
2014-02-20 04:39:53 PM  
1 votes:

Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.


That's... umm... not a school.
2014-02-20 04:39:49 PM  
1 votes:

Boojum2k: ikanreed: Has anyone noticed that there aren't liberal schools where the rules say you have to obey liberal doctrine?

http://www.thefire.org/  might disagree with you.


Right, I forgot.  Teaching anything that might construed as supporting a liberal cause is the same thing as "you must be a conservative christian and obey arcane rules while attending here" cult-schools.
2014-02-20 04:39:44 PM  
1 votes:

ikanreed: vudukungfu: People like this need to be purged from the land.

Are they the problem, or the system that created them?


static.gamespot.com

/Purge it all
2014-02-20 04:39:13 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
is on the way
2014-02-20 04:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
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