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(WTOP)   So all of you farkers that own 2014 Porsche 911 GT3s need to stop driving them immediately because you're in great danger   (wtop.com) divider line 129
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2014-02-20 03:18:21 PM
Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?
 
2014-02-20 03:37:43 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?


You sound poor.
 
2014-02-20 03:39:32 PM
Well, that applied to no one here.
 
2014-02-20 03:39:40 PM
From Detroit of all places....sounds suspicious.....
 
2014-02-20 03:39:52 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?


It said Porsche, not BMW.
 
2014-02-20 03:40:07 PM
well, except for that one guy with the tiny penis.
 
2014-02-20 03:40:29 PM
Wow - dodged a bullet!  Thank God both of mine are parked in my display garage...
 
2014-02-20 03:41:38 PM
They picked mine up this morning.

chickaboomer.com
 
2014-02-20 03:42:17 PM
Yeah, I'll get right on that ...

... on my ultra-reliable 2006 Tacoma plain jane, that is.
 
2014-02-20 03:42:24 PM
No problem, I just traded mine in last week for a new Tesla.....
 
2014-02-20 03:42:56 PM

highendmighty: Wow - dodged a bullet!  Thank God both of mine are parked in my display garage...


Damn, I lent mine to my stripper girl friend, better call her ... brb ,.,,
 
2014-02-20 03:42:58 PM

GanjSmokr: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

It said Porsche, not BMW.


The pricks on the outside.

got nuthin
 
2014-02-20 03:43:38 PM
Good thing I check Fark from my Porsche on my way to the gym.  Really makes the 26 minute trip fly by.
 
2014-02-20 03:44:19 PM
image.motortrend.com
you know who wishes they weren't racing on a Porsche?
 
2014-02-20 03:45:02 PM
I would never drive anything as banal as a Porsche.

I only drive cars made by Pagani and Koenigsegg!  So this doesn't affect me.
 
2014-02-20 03:45:03 PM
Nick Twork?
 
2014-02-20 03:45:31 PM
So, you don't have to get hammered and drive 120 on a back road in PA to set a GT3 on fire.

Good to know.
 
2014-02-20 03:45:36 PM
Sweet ride.
media.caranddriver.com
  If you have the means, I highly recommend it.

/hot.  like, en fuego.
 
2014-02-20 03:45:48 PM
but Paul Walker burned to death in a Carrera GT , not a GT3?

sounds like Porsche has a recurring problem here..
 
2014-02-20 03:46:00 PM

GanjSmokr: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

It said Porsche, not BMW.


I used to be an asshole but I just sold my 3 series after 230k miles and a blown water pump... being a well-tuned asshole is expensive.

I drive a Mazdaspeed3 now and I'm still an asshole. But I still used to be one also.
 
Ant
2014-02-20 03:46:35 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?


Douche bags don't buy actual track cars.
 
2014-02-20 03:47:30 PM
Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera
 
2014-02-20 03:47:50 PM

strutin: but Paul Walker burned to death in a Carrera GT , not a GT3?

sounds like Porsche has a recurring problem here..


He's not talking about Walker... just some Jackass.
 
2014-02-20 03:48:07 PM

Wrath of Heaven: GanjSmokr: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

It said Porsche, not BMW.

I used to be an asshole but I just sold my 3 series after 230k miles and a blown water pump... being a well-tuned asshole is expensive.

I drive a Mazdaspeed3 now and I'm still an asshole. But I still used to be one also.


You just had to come in here and tell everyone that, didn't you?  asshole...
 
2014-02-20 03:48:55 PM

granola eater: Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera


^I don't always buy cars, but when I do it's the ginger stepchildren of the product line...
 
2014-02-20 03:49:05 PM

GanjSmokr: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

It said Porsche, not BMW Audi.


FIFY...douchebags have evolved
 
2014-02-20 03:49:30 PM

Watubi: GanjSmokr: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

It said Porsche, not BMW Audi.

FIFY...douchebags have evolved


QFT
 
2014-02-20 03:50:21 PM
Spokesman Nick Twork says oil caught fire in both cars. Engineers are doing studies to figure out what caused the problem.

Isn't Nick Twerk currently on tour with Miley Cyrus?
 
2014-02-20 03:50:50 PM

strutin: but Paul Walker burned to death in a Carrera GT , not a GT3?

sounds like Porsche has a recurring problem here..


The fact that the GT he burned to death in had been recently wrapped around a pole at over 100mph may have had something to do with that fire. Just guessing.
 
2014-02-20 03:52:31 PM

granola eater: Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera


that panamera is ugly as hell. looks like a Porsche got humped by that ugly honda cross tour thing.

buy a new cayenne or the cayenne gt
 
2014-02-20 03:52:44 PM

TheSup3rN0va: granola eater: Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera

^I don't always buy cars, but when I do it's the ginger stepchildren of the product line...


Meh, it's a Porsche that is a daily driver, goes snowboarding with me and gets me safely away from the Californians and flatlanders clogging the roads.  Would never take a 911 out in a blizzard, but the Cayenne laughs at such things as "weather".

But I understand the sentiment.

/Former purist
 
2014-02-20 03:52:51 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?


It was an oil fire.
 
2014-02-20 03:53:12 PM

TheSup3rN0va: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

You sound poor.


And completely uninterested in that car. If I spend that much on a car it better come with a bar in the dash.

Dodge better throw in a bunch of cash.
 
2014-02-20 03:53:55 PM

strutin: but Paul Walker burned to death in a Carrera GT , not a GT3?

sounds like Porsche has a recurring problem here..


Well that settles that.  I am not buying either of those Porsches.
 
2014-02-20 03:54:08 PM
If you're reading Fark while driving your GT3, aren't you in danger anyway?
 
2014-02-20 03:54:10 PM

NightOwl2255: strutin: but Paul Walker burned to death in a Carrera GT , not a GT3?

sounds like Porsche has a recurring problem here..

The fact that the GT he burned to death in had been recently wrapped around a pole at over 100mph may have had something to do with that fire. Just guessing.


Super cars catch on fire all the time.  Lamborghini is usually the worst offender, followed by Ferrari.

Porsche cars generally don't catch on fire.  They just have a long standing reputation as widowmakers.
 
2014-02-20 03:54:40 PM
www.bbc.co.uk
"Only a complete idiot would drive a 911."

news.bbcimg.co.uk

":("
 
2014-02-20 03:54:44 PM

granola eater: TheSup3rN0va: granola eater: Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera

^I don't always buy cars, but when I do it's the ginger stepchildren of the product line...

Meh, it's a Porsche that is a daily driver, goes snowboarding with me and gets me safely away from the Californians and flatlanders clogging the roads.  Would never take a 911 out in a blizzard, but the Cayenne laughs at such things as "weather".

But I understand the sentiment.

/Former purist


I'm with Richard Hammond on this issue. You should be able to walk into a Porsche dealership and say "I'd like a Porsche please" and the salesman simply says "fantastic, what color?"

/had a 911S
//should have bought a GT3
///Have an M3 now
///M
 
2014-02-20 03:55:18 PM

Ant: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

Douche bags don't buy actual track cars.


Douchebags buy actual track cars but only ever use them for peacocking.
 
2014-02-20 03:55:24 PM
And people used to tell me my old Pontiac Grand Prix GTP had nothing in common with a Porsche.  Oh, wait, they still don't.  Those supercharged vehicles burned standing still.

/ got rid of it after I spend several of my kids' college educations on maintenance of said vehicle
// nothing burned up but the tranny.
 
2014-02-20 03:55:43 PM
You mean apart from the snap lift-off oversteer that threatens to bite your arse when cornering at any decent load if you even think about hesitating on your acceleration through the curve?

::RTFA::

Ahh, random fire, yep that's a new one.
 
2014-02-20 03:55:48 PM

Odd Bird: Tr0mBoNe: Aren't douche bags full of water? What's the problem?

It was an oil fire.


www.tfem.net

Never put water on an oil fire.
 
2014-02-20 03:56:00 PM
TheSup3rN0va:

^I don't always buy cars, but when I do it's the ginger stepchildren of the product line...

LMAO!
 
2014-02-20 03:56:03 PM
Damn I have three of them.
 
2014-02-20 03:56:20 PM
How am I going to get home from work?  I spent all my money on this car and don't have any for bus fare or a cab.  Does anyone have any change?  Change?  Anyone have any change?
 
2014-02-20 03:56:50 PM

granola eater: Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera


Please burn it.  Your Porsche tastes are revoked.
 
2014-02-20 03:57:00 PM

TheSup3rN0va: granola eater: Luckily I am a Cayenne owner.

/Man do I want a Panamera

^I don't always buy cars, but when I do it's the ginger stepchildren of the product line...


I thought that was the Boxster? Or is that the retarded cousin?
 
2014-02-20 03:57:36 PM
Well, I guess I'll drive the Chevrolet to work tomorrow and let the Mrs drive the Molotov...er, Porsche.
 
2014-02-20 03:58:41 PM
Running the risk of being smothered to death in 21-26 year old pussy?
 
2014-02-20 03:59:44 PM
Huh, and the media isn't jumping all over this as proof that gasoline engines are unsafe and clearly a failed engineering model.
 
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