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(DC 101)   Barack Obama is using Miley Cyrus to destroy America   (dc101.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Obama, Miley Cyrus, Korn  
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2014-02-20 12:24:31 PM  
Some kind of farked up mad lib headline?
 
2014-02-20 12:24:48 PM  
What?
 
2014-02-20 12:24:49 PM  
Shiat. I knew it!
 
2014-02-20 12:24:54 PM  
Well, duh.
 
2014-02-20 12:25:06 PM  
I'm afraid to click it...

/scared
 
2014-02-20 12:25:22 PM  
ARE YOU READY!?!
 
2014-02-20 12:25:33 PM  
And Prime Minister Canada is using Bieber to do it too.
 
2014-02-20 12:26:14 PM  
Everything is awesome...

/nrtfa
 
2014-02-20 12:26:51 PM  
Dude, that just means that Clinton used you to distract the country from Monica Lewinsky.
 
2014-02-20 12:27:29 PM  
Honestly, I could see holding the federal government accountable for not working to promote useful arts and culture to a greater degree.  But it's not going to be my biggest complaint, pretty much ever.
 
2014-02-20 12:27:50 PM  
www.eonline.com

I also blame Obama for the hip-hop version of Achy-Breaky Heart
 
2014-02-20 12:28:03 PM  
Go back to your lame band.
 
2014-02-20 12:28:15 PM  
Remember when "nu-metal with rapping" was a genre?
 
2014-02-20 12:29:18 PM  
awesomegifs.com
 
2014-02-20 12:29:20 PM  
Makes sense to me.  Their both gay and foreign.
 
2014-02-20 12:29:59 PM  
I agree we are distracted and the government certainly doesn't mind that fact.

But I can't just roll along with the thought that "B-shock the Rock, Choom Gang Fat Sacks, The World is My Oyster, All Y'all Better Recognize, Empty Suit Destroyer of Everything, Obama" hires and forces celebrities to do this for them.

We do this sh*t to ourselves.


Outrageous Hyperbole is our favorite thing in the whole entire universe forever and ever time infinity.
 
2014-02-20 12:30:41 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Remember when "nu-metal with rapping" was a genre?


He's probably just sad he doesn't get to help distract America like he was during the Clinton administration.
 
2014-02-20 12:31:18 PM  
She certainly is a WMD (Women of Mass Distraction)
 
2014-02-20 12:33:33 PM  
" I think Barack Obama passed a law that he is basically a dictator,"
Right. You think that. You also think that magical elves live in your ear canals.
 
2014-02-20 12:33:39 PM  
There's a decent point in there -- which is that people are distracted from things that matter, and while they're distracted the government does things that a more attentive populace wouldn't allow. But he didn't have to come off quite so derpy in making the point.
 
2014-02-20 12:33:43 PM  
Holy fark that guy is stupid/paranoid/delusional.
 
2014-02-20 12:34:25 PM  
Let's make something clear here, straight away.  Despite Jonathan Davis political views, Korn is a terrible band.
 
2014-02-20 12:34:29 PM  
Remember when we used to just listen to the music we liked and paid no mind to the crazies that made it?
 
2014-02-20 12:34:35 PM  
Hard to believe these Nu Metal guys didn't grow up to be more intelligent.
 
2014-02-20 12:34:37 PM  
Dammit, it all makes sense now.
 
2014-02-20 12:34:50 PM  
www.lolwut.com
 
2014-02-20 12:34:52 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-20 12:35:50 PM  

bentley57: Remember when we used to just listen to the music we liked and paid no mind to the crazies that made it?


Nobody liked Korn.
 
2014-02-20 12:36:05 PM  
I blame her mother.  Billy couldn't have been that good looking to end up with Miley.
 
2014-02-20 12:36:10 PM  
i.imgur.com

/Because Korn is apparently nuts.
 
2014-02-20 12:36:18 PM  
i248.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-20 12:37:26 PM  

sigdiamond2000: bentley57: Remember when we used to just listen to the music we liked and paid no mind to the crazies that made it?

Nobody liked Korn.


I knew someone who really did, but he was a nobody.
 
2014-02-20 12:37:53 PM  
I thought it was God who was using Miley Cyrus to destroy America, not Obama.

Are they back on the same side again?

There are days when I can almost feel sympathy for the Reverend John Knox and his monstrous regiment of women.

But then I remember all the men who are destroying America: Fox News, the three Koch Brothers, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter ....
 
2014-02-20 12:37:59 PM  
Alternate headline: Korn lead singer is an idiot.
 
2014-02-20 12:39:30 PM  
I agree that she is a distraction to kids and/or morans, but they weren't going to give even one shiat about the gummint anyway.

/ let alone two shiats
 
2014-02-20 12:39:42 PM  

Doc Batarang: Rapmaster2000: Remember when "nu-metal with rapping" was a genre?

He's probably just sad he doesn't get to help distract America like he was during the Clinton administration.


www.metalinsider.net
I'm waiting to hear from Limp Bizkit frontman, and backwards-hat enthusiast, Fred Durst.
 
2014-02-20 12:39:49 PM  
It sounds like Davis is referring to the  National Defense Authorization Act.  The president signed that bill into a law back in January of 2012.

Oh, you mean the law that passed the Republican-controlled House by a 283-136 vote, with 190 Republicans votes in favor and only 43 against? Why do House Republicans want Obama to be a dictator!? WHY!?!?!

There is a lot of crap in the NDAA that I do not at all like, but pretending that it is a partisan issue, or an Obama issue, is just plain retarded.
 
2014-02-20 12:39:53 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-20 12:40:24 PM  
I can see, I can see he is going blind.
 
2014-02-20 12:40:47 PM  
This just in, Jonathan Davis is farking crazy!
 
2014-02-20 12:40:54 PM  
That's really something coming from a guy fronting a group that has album art which implies a female child was abducted by a pedophile predator.
 
2014-02-20 12:41:54 PM  
Wow just when I thought I couldn't have any more contempt for the no talent ass clowns from korn.
 
2014-02-20 12:42:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Remember when "nu-metal with rapping" was a genre?


Link
 
2014-02-20 12:43:48 PM  

ChipNASA: [i248.photobucket.com image 370x227]


Whoa, hey pal. Didn't you hear that that particular gif is now considered racist? We don't condone bigotry around here!
 
2014-02-20 12:44:46 PM  
Yes... the man with the might of the American Military, all our intelligence agencies, the nuclear launch codes, and FSM knows what else... Miley freakin' Cyrus is his secret weapon.

Just get back to making shiatty music and leave the thinking to people with actual brains, idiot.
 
2014-02-20 12:45:09 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Doc Batarang: Rapmaster2000: Remember when "nu-metal with rapping" was a genre?

He's probably just sad he doesn't get to help distract America like he was during the Clinton administration.

[www.metalinsider.net image 401x496]
I'm waiting to hear from Limp Bizkit frontman, and backwards-hat enthusiast, Fred Durst.


He's busy at his new job

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-20 12:45:34 PM  
Nu metal dudes have always had trouble with authority.  That is why all their songs are pretty much them crying about how their dad made them take the garbage out.
 
2014-02-20 12:45:42 PM  
 
2014-02-20 12:45:46 PM  
Queue the "Miley twerking on actual news stories" pictures.

24.media.tumblr.com 24.media.tumblr.com

etc etc. Too bad it never took off.
 
2014-02-20 12:46:13 PM  

LewDux: Rapmaster2000: Remember when "nu-metal with rapping" was a genre?

Link


Oy vey.
 
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