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(Deslidefied)   See what Olympic figure skaters look like without makeup. Subby prefers the au naturel look   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 48
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2014-02-20 11:36:39 AM  
Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.
 
2014-02-20 11:37:50 AM  
In their defense, it's essentially stage makeup.
 
2014-02-20 11:55:16 AM  

DanZero: Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.


I hate slideshows more than serial killers.

/subby
 
2014-02-20 12:33:21 PM  

Serious Black: DanZero: Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.

I hate slideshows more than serial killers.

/subby


...Serial killers hate slideshows?
 
2014-02-20 12:34:27 PM  
Good for subby for linking to the deslidified version, but Deslidified seems to be Farked?
 
2014-02-20 12:34:31 PM  

DanZero: Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.


Except it won't load. So, not really helping here.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-20 12:38:42 PM  
Jenna McCorkle looks kind of scary
 
2014-02-20 12:39:47 PM  
The slideshow link isn't terrible and you can use your arrow keys to click through it.

Subby's assertion is correct.
 
2014-02-20 12:41:00 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: DanZero: Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.

Except it won't load. So, not really helping here.

[img.fark.net image 607x302]


This is what I get, too.
 
2014-02-20 12:44:04 PM  

machoprogrammer: Jenna McCorkle looks kind of scary


She looks like a weaponized Megan Fox.
 
2014-02-20 12:44:35 PM  

Arkanaut: Good for subby for linking to the deslidified version, but Deslidified seems to be Farked?


So I went and googled the original article, and the answer is... actually not all that different. I'd even venture to say Gracie Gold looks better without the makeup.
 
2014-02-20 12:52:55 PM  

Chariset: In their defense, it's essentially stage makeup.


That's the point.  The judges need to see their expressions, so they wear heavy makeup.  Close up, nearly all look better without.
 
2014-02-20 12:53:49 PM  
I never have understood why they have to look like ten dollar whores.
 
2014-02-20 12:55:01 PM  
well, considering that in real life, the spectators are seeing them from pretty far away, the make-up has to be bold to even be seen.  Stage make-up...I doubt that any of them wear make-up like that everyday.
 
2014-02-20 12:56:27 PM  
Meryl Davis looks like a hammerhead shark with all that gap between her eyes.

it's like she should hire peter griffin away from Uma thurman to hold her eyes in place...
 
2014-02-20 01:01:12 PM  
Kaetlyn Osmond, still a minx.
 
2014-02-20 01:31:15 PM  

Super Chronic: Arkanaut: Good for subby for linking to the deslidified version, but Deslidified seems to be Farked?

So I went and googled the original article, and the answer is... actually not all that different. I'd even venture to say Gracie Gold looks better without the makeup.


Huh.  So I guess she just goes around with her makeup on all the time? I've never seen her where I didn't think "Good lord she's way too white."
 
2014-02-20 02:18:37 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Kaetlyn Osmond, still a minx.


Oh hells yeah.  I would love to spin that...
 
2014-02-20 02:18:53 PM  

docmattic: Serious Black: DanZero: Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.

I hate slideshows more than serial killers.

/subby

...Serial killers hate slideshows?


Everybody hates slideshows.  Serial killers are just the ones so fed up about them that they can't take it any mroe.
 
2014-02-20 02:30:02 PM  
Linky no work.
 
2014-02-20 03:02:45 PM  

Meatschool: Yanks_RSJ: Kaetlyn Osmond, still a minx.

Oh hells yeah.  I would love to spin that...


This link is feeding into my current obsession of her
 
2014-02-20 03:33:52 PM  
I saw dat ass in the team skate and was like... whoa.
 
2014-02-20 03:53:19 PM  

Super Chronic: Arkanaut: Good for subby for linking to the deslidified version, but Deslidified seems to be Farked?

So I went and googled the original article, and the answer is... actually not all that different. I'd even venture to say Gracie Gold looks better without the makeup.


The whole URL is in the original link's URL. No need to Google it.

And +1 to what RealityChuck said.They need to make their expressions stand out to the judges.
 
2014-02-20 04:17:21 PM  
Honestly i don't like the current trends or styles with glamor makeup. I find natural looks far more attractive
 
2014-02-20 04:31:02 PM  
As usual, they all look better without.
 
2014-02-20 04:48:03 PM  
Am I the only one that thinks Merly Davis  is ugly?
 
2014-02-20 04:59:32 PM  
Arkanaut
Good for subby for linking to the deslidified version, but Deslidified seems to be Farked?


SecretAgentWoman
Except it won't load. So, not really helping here.



It's possible that the server was farked..but the text of that error message (doesn't have to match the problem, of course) reads more like a network problem.
For a farked server I would expect something like "Connection timed out", but not "Server not found".
 
2014-02-20 05:14:44 PM  
Katarina Witt crushes these girls...

However, this list fails without Tessa Virtue.

images.cdn.fotopedia.com

/Dat Ashley Wagner tho
 
2014-02-20 05:48:46 PM  

Fendurr: Meryl Davis looks like a hammerhead shark with all that gap between her eyes.

it's like she should hire peter griffin away from Uma thurman to hold her eyes in place...


That's why Charliea White is hitting Tanith Belbin....
 
2014-02-20 05:51:12 PM  
Wow,Tessa Virtue is one of the most beautiful women, neverseen her before, but i fell in love for a few minutes...
 
2014-02-20 06:09:46 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Kaetlyn Osmond, still a minx.


Oh, the things I would let her do to my penis.
 
2014-02-20 06:16:49 PM  

LoR75: Katarina Witt crushes these girls...

However, this list fails without Tessa Virtue.

[images.cdn.fotopedia.com image 800x531]

 I'd change her last name, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do.

 
2014-02-20 06:18:25 PM  
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2014-02-20 07:05:58 PM  
They always look better without all that clown paint.
 
2014-02-20 08:21:17 PM  

Aviron: LoR75: Katarina Witt crushes these girls...

However, this list fails without Tessa Virtue.

[images.cdn.fotopedia.com image 800x531]

 I'd change her last name, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do.


Sorry, she's coming with me...

i.cbc.ca
 
2014-02-20 10:03:15 PM  

kkinnison: Honestly i don't like the current trends or styles with glamor makeup. I find natural looks far more attractive


Uh, about that 'natural' look . . .

/there's a big difference between makeup and figure skater clown paint
 
2014-02-20 10:46:39 PM  
www.incrediblethings.com

That looks like Obama throwing Wayne Gretzky in drag.
 
2014-02-20 11:01:32 PM  
LoR75:  /Dat Ashley Wagner tho

This.

I didn't get a good look at her until the figure skating started and was kind of sold on her. But then I heard Shine on You Crazy Diamond as her short program music, and was sold. She looks pretty damn normal when not in makeup.
 
2014-02-20 11:18:58 PM  

LoR75: Aviron: LoR75: Katarina Witt crushes these girls...

However, this list fails without Tessa Virtue.

[images.cdn.fotopedia.com image 800x531]

 I'd change her last name, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do.

Sorry, she's coming with me...

[i.cbc.ca image 620x349]


Sir, I challenge you to a boxing duel for her fair hand!

www.photohistory-sussex.co.uk
 
2014-02-20 11:38:19 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Am I the only one that thinks Merly Davis  is ugly?


I always liked chicks with an interesting look like that, like Uma Thurman. I can see why you'd think she ain't all that but I thinks she's pretty hot.
 
2014-02-20 11:48:35 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: SecretAgentWoman: DanZero: Bravo for actually submitting a Deslided link.

Except it won't load. So, not really helping here.

[img.fark.net image 607x302]

This is what I get, too.


Are you in The Ukraine?
 
2014-02-21 12:31:26 AM  
The title is a lie and you guys are dumb. Most of those women are still wearing makeup in their "without makeup" photos. It is just less makeup. Maia Shibutani has winged liner for crying out loud.

Competition makeup is much more intense because judges/audiences are a distance away and it helps you look like you still have a face when you are spinning around on a big white backdrop in front of a camera. It isn't about close ups.
 
2014-02-21 01:27:07 AM  
Kaetlyn Osmond makes me moist, Merly Davis on the other hand, looks like a praying mantis.  Complete with the chewing off your skull after mating bit.
 
2014-02-21 06:44:35 AM  
Who Meryl Davis reminds me of:
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2014-02-21 08:37:47 AM  

Rackham: The title is a lie and you guys are dumb. Most of those women are still wearing makeup in their "without makeup" photos. It is just less makeup. Maia Shibutani has winged liner for crying out loud.

Competition makeup is much more intense because judges/audiences are a distance away and it helps you look like you still have a face when you are spinning around on a big white backdrop in front of a camera. It isn't about close ups.



FINALLY...   I am a dude, and even -I- could see that.   They are ALL still wearing make up in their "without makeup" pics... just not gregariously over applied make up that they use for competitions.

All you people saying "I like them a lot better with their natural look" are cracking me up.....
 
2014-02-21 10:13:15 AM  

skinbubble: LoR75: Aviron: LoR75: Katarina Witt crushes these girls...

However, this list fails without Tessa Virtue.

[images.cdn.fotopedia.com image 800x531]

 I'd change her last name, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do.

Sorry, she's coming with me...

[i.cbc.ca image 620x349]

Sir, I challenge you to a boxing duel for her fair hand!


I accept!


However as a fellow Canadian I think I have the advantage for Virtue's hand.
 
2014-02-21 03:25:09 PM  

Rodeodoc: [www.incrediblethings.com image 595x397]

That looks like Obama throwing Wayne Gretzky in drag.


I love her unimpressed look.

"You call that a throw?  Your little sister can throw better than that."
 
2014-02-21 07:37:33 PM  

Rackham: The title is a lie and you guys are dumb. Most of those women are still wearing makeup in their "without makeup" photos. It is just less makeup. Maia Shibutani has winged liner for crying out loud.

Competition makeup is much more intense because judges/audiences are a distance away and it helps you look like you still have a face when you are spinning around on a big white backdrop in front of a camera. It isn't about close ups.


Yeah, this.  Of the pictures in that link, maybe Meryl Davis on what looks like Christmas morning is not wearing makeup.  But it's such a bad picture that it is impossible to tell.
 
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