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(Vulture)   Jon Stewart looks back on his '80s days as a bartender at the greatest punk club in New Jersey: "And there, post-stage-vomit, is Martha Quinn on Stiv Bators' lap, basically Zamboni-ing the inside of his mouth" (Not safe for work pic in link)   (vulture.com) divider line 28
    More: Interesting, Jon Stewart, Martha Quinn, Stiv Bators, New Jersey, Zamboni, Joe Jackson, Black Flag, CBGB  
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2014-02-20 12:11:07 PM  
8 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


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2014-02-20 11:58:34 AM  
5 votes:

DivorceWar Veteran: gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.

...Still waiting for the punchline.


You may be waiting awhile, I believe that was posted by the actual unfunniest comedian in the world.
2014-02-20 11:55:27 AM  
3 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


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2014-02-20 04:42:49 PM  
2 votes:

Rev.K: It would be hilarious if  gfidwas actually Jon Stewart.


He's clearly Dane Cook. It wasn't funny, it wasn't popular, yet people can't stop talking about him and how bad he was.
2014-02-20 12:13:18 PM  
2 votes:

Rev.K: It would be hilarious if  gfidwas actually Jon Stewart.


No, it wouldn't. It would be the second most unfunny thing ever.
2014-02-20 12:07:22 PM  
2 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


You asked for it, they circle the wagons around Jon quicker than they do Obama
2014-02-20 11:52:50 AM  
2 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


*fizzle*
2014-02-20 11:45:29 AM  
2 votes:
Jay Leno baked pizzas at a punk club in Jersey?

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2014-02-20 07:57:35 PM  
1 votes:

Rev.K: It would be hilarious if  gfidwas actually Jon Stewart.


More likely to be Craig Kilborn.
2014-02-20 02:50:16 PM  
1 votes:

trappedspirit: I had a physics professor who thought he was going to regale us with stories like the next Richard Feynman but all of his "adventures" were luke warm at best and it was real uncomfortable sitting in his class and him getting to a part of the story where someone might have a laugh but it wasn't enough to become 'out loud' and he's there scanning the room making eye contact and laughing wanting you to join him because you've never heard such a world wise travelling playboy physicist's story like his before.  And you actually start thinking, could we do some physics problems please.


Well, that's very interesting.  I took a physics class once as well, my professor was pretty much your typical physics professor and we were all thoroughly bored.  One day the eraser on my pencil popped off and I couldn't erase anymore with it and then nobody laughed or helped me out, so I had to cross out my mistakes instead of erasing them.  Luckily I only made a couple of mistakes and didn't have to do much erasing after all.
2014-02-20 01:41:45 PM  
1 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


1) Busting on an entertainer loved by Farkers in a thread about that entertainer
2) Calling a comedian unfunny: removing his primary purpose in life
3) Comedian in quotes
4) Adding "2nd most" to leave the audience hanging and wondering who #1 is.

You, sir, are a god amongst trolls.
2014-02-20 12:38:25 PM  
1 votes:
Free Radical:Well in all honesty, Goth was dead in 84 as well as all the relevant Goth bands had broken up by then. In 84, the real underground scene was mostly new school hip hop and grunge (with some death metal thrown in).

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2014-02-20 12:37:55 PM  
1 votes:

trappedspirit: I had a physics professor who thought he was going to regale us with stories like the next Richard Feynman but all of his "adventures" were luke warm at best and it was real uncomfortable sitting in his class and him getting to a part of the story where someone might have a laugh but it wasn't enough to become 'out loud' and he's there scanning the room making eye contact and laughing wanting you to join him because you've never heard such a world wise travelling playboy physicist's story like his before.  And you actually start thinking, could we do some physics problems please.


You know, usually these wrong-thread posts kind of work anyway.

This is not one of those times.

:)
2014-02-20 12:34:06 PM  
1 votes:
I had a physics professor who thought he was going to regale us with stories like the next Richard Feynman but all of his "adventures" were luke warm at best and it was real uncomfortable sitting in his class and him getting to a part of the story where someone might have a laugh but it wasn't enough to become 'out loud' and he's there scanning the room making eye contact and laughing wanting you to join him because you've never heard such a world wise travelling playboy physicist's story like his before.  And you actually start thinking, could we do some physics problems please.
2014-02-20 12:31:51 PM  
1 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


Well what with that marine core training and being black and all, i'd expect him to be pretty serious.
2014-02-20 12:12:24 PM  
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.

You asked for it, they circle the wagons around Jon quicker than they do Obama


No shiat right, Jon Stewart aint gonna blow ya.
2014-02-20 12:11:36 PM  
1 votes:
It would be hilarious if  gfidwas actually Jon Stewart.
2014-02-20 12:07:07 PM  
1 votes:
gfid is the second best "troll" in the world.
2014-02-20 12:01:27 PM  
1 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


Look at the cool on you. Can I be your friend?
2014-02-20 12:00:12 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: Saw Bad Brains there in 86 (?). Got punched in the back of the head and dropped like a rock...by someone who'd missed the guy he was aiming for.

/great time, great show


bad brains brought out some really rough crowds...closest i came to getting my neck broken was at one of their shows...had a bruise ring around my neck and probably had a concussion...but fortunately it didn't seem affect me bad much...me grow up good.

oog
2014-02-20 11:59:04 AM  
1 votes:

gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.


And Scooby Doo, can DOO DOO! But Jimmy Carter, is SMARTER!!!
2014-02-20 11:53:48 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: And Gibby just started, like, lighting shiat on fire. If you remember that place, it was basically, like, a box filled with wall insulation. Like, that's what its inside was: wall insulation painted black. Probably painted black with Napalm. It was the most flammable place you could possibly light.

2nd most flammable
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2014-02-20 11:53:18 AM  
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: gfid: Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.

Okay.


I think you mean.

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2014-02-20 11:50:04 AM  
1 votes:
Jon Stewart is the 2nd most unfunny "comedian" in the world.
2014-02-20 11:48:55 AM  
1 votes:
Wow. It's like the Action Park of nightclubs. You're guaranteed to get injured there.

Is there any recreational area in New Jersey that's not totally unsafe?
2014-02-20 11:47:01 AM  
1 votes:
He was soon to be...

STUFFIN' MARTHA'S MUFFIN!
2014-02-20 11:45:23 AM  
1 votes:
Martha Quinn was an angel sent to us by God to show us Heaven in the form of New Wave music videos.
2014-02-20 10:41:51 AM  
1 votes:
I like the idea of Jon Stewart crouched behind the bar with a gun.
 
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