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2014-02-20 09:49:11 AM
Is there anything these people aren't afraid of?
 
2014-02-20 09:49:17 AM
'Uh oh, someone who works here modeled thongs!'

That's what they call a 'checkered past'?
 
2014-02-20 09:50:36 AM

Alphax: 'Uh oh, someone who works here modeled thongs!'

That's what they call a 'checkered past'?


I guess that depends on the pattern on the thong.
 
2014-02-20 09:51:31 AM
Too early for "Pics or it didn't happen"?
 
2014-02-20 09:51:45 AM
Where are the pictures?
 
2014-02-20 09:51:49 AM
TTIWWTHONGP
 
2014-02-20 09:51:51 AM
Just "porn"? or more specifically gay porn?
 
2014-02-20 09:52:28 AM

astonrickenbach: Too early for "Pics or it didn't happen"?


Apparently the name is redacted.
 
2014-02-20 09:53:01 AM
Who gives a shiat? She was a thong model, not a porn star, NTTAWWT.

Also, if this is the most shocking thing revealed in these emails, Walker doesn't have much to worry about.
 
2014-02-20 09:54:04 AM
Man, I am really regretting calling the GOP nomination for Walker now...
 
2014-02-20 09:54:38 AM

Alphax: astonrickenbach: Too early for "Pics or it didn't happen"?

Apparently the name is redacted.


I don't know who "Redacted" is but it's not really a sexy name.  Heather, Summer or any name with "Lyn" at the end works though.
 
2014-02-20 09:55:16 AM
Think about the children! What if a child were to hear about this random staffer, Google her, then discover the ugly truth about underpants: they don't always cover your entire butt. What then? WHAT THEN?
 
2014-02-20 09:59:04 AM
ThongGate!

I called it
 
2014-02-20 10:00:45 AM
When you tell people that you like Ayn Rand, you're telling them that you suck with women.
 
2014-02-20 10:01:01 AM

dantheman195: ThongGate!

I called it


No, this would be thongghazi. -ghazi is the appropriate ending for non-scandals.
 
2014-02-20 10:01:29 AM

dantheman195: ThongGate!

I called it


ThonGhazi!!

You lose.
 
2014-02-20 10:01:50 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Who gives a shiat? She was a thong model, not a porn star, NTTAWWT.

Also, if this is the most shocking thing revealed in these emails, Walker doesn't have much to worry about.


Firing someone without cause is nothing to worry about? Are state employees employed "at will" in Wisconsin?
 
2014-02-20 10:02:54 AM

Rapmaster2000: When you tell people that you like Ayn Rand, you're telling them that you suck with women.


Suck what with women?
 
2014-02-20 10:03:56 AM
checkered past indeed

3.bp.blogspot.com

there is no war on women bleep bloop
 
2014-02-20 10:04:03 AM
Lingeree- softcore porn for Lutherans.
 
2014-02-20 10:06:07 AM
She's an MD in a research capacity, and no one's ever said "boo" about her work.

"But she was a thong model once! If we told everyone about this, and people found out, they'd Google the hell out of her, and then we'd look silly! Let's fire this woman, then, for no other reason than we can't have her be a distraction."

// wasn't Scooter Brown an underwear model?
// I'm guessing she might not spit on every poor person she passes and only uses 89 octane to burn crosses; clearly a RINO
 
2014-02-20 10:06:12 AM

Arkanaut: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Who gives a shiat? She was a thong model, not a porn star, NTTAWWT.

Also, if this is the most shocking thing revealed in these emails, Walker doesn't have much to worry about.

Firing someone without cause is nothing to worry about? Are state employees employed "at will" in Wisconsin?


I didn't say it was okay. I said he doesn't have much to worry about. It's pretty minor, and it's not going to do a whole lot of damage to Walker himself. I do hope that employee sues the state though.
 
2014-02-20 10:07:02 AM
By the way is anyone else reminded of the scene in Boogie Nights where Don Cheadle's trying to get a loan for his audio equipment business? "You're not being fair.  This isn't fair!"
 
2014-02-20 10:08:31 AM
Am I the only one that read the headline as "Wanker porn worried a great deal about aids in the office"?
 
2014-02-20 10:10:59 AM
And what do Mormons have to say about all this underwear business?
 
2014-02-20 10:11:50 AM

Lord_Baull: Am I the only one that read the headline as "Wanker porn worried a great deal about aids in the office"?


Let's hope so.
 
2014-02-20 10:12:26 AM
Almost a full day to read through those emails and this is what you come up with, TPM?
 
2014-02-20 10:15:39 AM

Wellon Dowd: Is there anything these people aren't afraid of?


Done in one.
 
2014-02-20 10:18:08 AM
But let's ignore the current federal investigation into the secret e-mail system they set up to do political work.

A previous investigation led to conviction for six former Walker aides and allies, "including criminal convictions of two aides for performing political business on county time."


Or the sort of people he appoints to positions:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-02-20 10:18:17 AM

mainsail: Wellon Dowd: Is there anything these people aren't afraid of?

Done in one.


I remember when Matt Blunt became governor of Missouri, he took some heat for installing panic buttons around the governor's mansion.  You know, in case one of those non-white state employees looked at him funny.
 
2014-02-20 10:20:03 AM
Conservatives definitely appear to be more obsessed with gay sex than even gays are.
 
2014-02-20 10:21:13 AM

Witty_Retort: But let's ignore the current federal investigation into the secret e-mail system they set up to do political work.

A previous investigation led to conviction for six former Walker aides and allies, "including criminal convictions of two aides for performing political business on county time."


Or the sort of people he appoints to positions:


What the hell does that email even mean? Is that supposed to be a joke...?
 
2014-02-20 10:22:40 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Witty_Retort: But let's ignore the current federal investigation into the secret e-mail system they set up to do political work.

A previous investigation led to conviction for six former Walker aides and allies, "including criminal convictions of two aides for performing political business on county time."


Or the sort of people he appoints to positions:

What the hell does that email even mean? Is that supposed to be a joke...?


conservative humor

/no, really
 
2014-02-20 10:23:22 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: What the hell does that email even mean? Is that supposed to be a joke...?


A very bad joke.
 
2014-02-20 10:25:31 AM

Lord_Baull: Am I the only one that read the headline as "Wanker porn worried a great deal about aids in the office"?


put down the bong man
 
2014-02-20 10:26:22 AM
What the hell is funny about a "circumcised negro"? That's not a goddamn punch line.
 
2014-02-20 10:26:49 AM

Granny_Panties: Why are Republicans so gay?


They aren't gay they have a pathological fear of the female reproductive system and female sexuality.  These are people who flip out at the sight of a nipple even though they are standard issue.  They do everything they can think of to make sex non-reproductive outside of marriage difficult for women.  I wouldn't be too shocked if some family values conservative supported female circumcision [genital mutilation].
 
2014-02-20 10:30:56 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Arkanaut: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Who gives a shiat? She was a thong model, not a porn star, NTTAWWT.

Also, if this is the most shocking thing revealed in these emails, Walker doesn't have much to worry about.

Firing someone without cause is nothing to worry about? Are state employees employed "at will" in Wisconsin?

I didn't say it was okay. I said he doesn't have much to worry about. It's pretty minor, and it's not going to do a whole lot of damage to Walker himself. I do hope that employee sues the state though.


I guess it's on a different scale than what Christie allegedly did, since there are no political favors being extracted.  Still, ahead of an election, this is the kind of petty dictatorial decision that reminds people that, hey, this guy is kind of an ass.
 
2014-02-20 10:33:19 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: What the hell is funny about a "circumcised negro"? That's not a goddamn punch line.


You're just not Conservative enough to get the nuanced, mufti-faceted humor on display.

Be thankful.
 
2014-02-20 10:35:14 AM

Arkanaut: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Arkanaut: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Who gives a shiat? She was a thong model, not a porn star, NTTAWWT.

Also, if this is the most shocking thing revealed in these emails, Walker doesn't have much to worry about.

Firing someone without cause is nothing to worry about? Are state employees employed "at will" in Wisconsin?

I didn't say it was okay. I said he doesn't have much to worry about. It's pretty minor, and it's not going to do a whole lot of damage to Walker himself. I do hope that employee sues the state though.

I guess it's on a different scale than what Christie allegedly did, since there are no political favors being extracted.  Still, ahead of an election, this is the kind of petty dictatorial decision that reminds people that, hey, this guy is kind of an ass.


The only people that really care are the people who already thought he was an ass. There's not a single member of his redneck retard fan club who's going to give two shiats about it. And while that's a shame, I'm just being realistic. I live in Wisconsin, and his supporters consist entirely of mindless sycophants. It's frustrating, I'd like to see something stick on him.
 
2014-02-20 10:36:11 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: What the hell is funny about a "circumcised negro"? That's not a goddamn punch line.


The "joke" goes on about how he is all these horrible things--black, Jewish, gay, disabled, bald, has a Mexican boyfriend. But the final straw is that he I'd a democrat. Hilarious.

These are the worst things in the emails. They aren't shocking, and we have all seen them before, but they will serve to remind people how incredibly hateful and mean spirited conservatives are.
 
2014-02-20 10:37:02 AM

Serious Black: Man, I am really regretting calling the GOP nomination for Walker now...


I am hoping this is enough of a trainwreck to get him out of office come November. Hoping, perhaps beyond hope.
 
2014-02-20 10:37:07 AM

Witty_Retort: But let's ignore the current federal investigation into the secret e-mail system they set up to do political work.

A previous investigation led to conviction for six former Walker aides and allies, "including criminal convictions of two aides for performing political business on county time."


Or the sort of people he appoints to positions:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x345]
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x729]


kill everyone everywhere

literally fly this shiat planet into the sun

fark
 
2014-02-20 10:40:29 AM

Hollie Maea: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: What the hell is funny about a "circumcised negro"? That's not a goddamn punch line.

The "joke" goes on about how he is all these horrible things--black, Jewish, gay, disabled, bald, has a Mexican boyfriend. But the final straw is that he I'd a democrat. Hilarious.

These are the worst things in the emails. They aren't shocking, and we have all seen them before, but they will serve to remind people how incredibly hateful and mean spirited conservatives are.


Exactly....people are saying this could be the smoking gun to get rid of Walker. Yet the people that voted for Walker probably get those emails and think they are awesome. Walker may be a derp but has people around him to keep him safe.
 
2014-02-20 10:40:50 AM

Triple Oak: Serious Black: Man, I am really regretting calling the GOP nomination for Walker now...

I am hoping this is enough of a trainwreck to get him out of office come November. Hoping, perhaps beyond hope.


Don't count on it... He's still got money and rednecks on his side. And sadly, that's a huge voting block here in Wisconsin.
 
2014-02-20 10:41:15 AM
"He [sic] apparently models thongs and wasn't forthright in sharing that with staff prior to her hire as an hourly paid MD at BHD."

Why would someone bring that up during an interview?

"So what are your medical qualifications to work as a doctor?"
"Well, I used to model thong underwear."
 
2014-02-20 10:45:02 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: What the hell is funny about a "circumcised negro"? That's not a goddamn punch line.



circumcised negros are the best kind of negro.
 
2014-02-20 10:45:18 AM

Witty_Retort: But let's ignore the current federal investigation into the secret e-mail system they set up to do political work.

A previous investigation led to conviction for six former Walker aides and allies, "including criminal convictions of two aides for performing political business on county time."


Or the sort of people he appoints to positions:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x345]
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x729]


Holy cow, I've never seen someone so close to the top of those E-mail. That's only like 2 Forwards.  I was thinking it was therefore fake, but considering it's from a political office they may be a real insider. That's more likely than this Kelly Teelin knowing how to delete hundreds of headers.
 
2014-02-20 10:50:41 AM

Lord_Baull: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: What the hell is funny about a "circumcised negro"? That's not a goddamn punch line.


circumcised negros are the best kind of negro.


A black penis is terrifying under the best of circumstances. I'd hate to see one with a turtleneck.
 
2014-02-20 10:54:10 AM

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