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2014-02-20 08:47:56 AM  
You're not supposed to fark the kids, you're supposed to smash them on rocks or have she-bears rip them to shreds.
 
2014-02-20 08:56:21 AM  
It was a pump organ, and she was playing on the lower manual.
 
2014-02-20 08:58:56 AM  
He just prefers smaller organs.
 
2014-02-20 08:59:19 AM  
Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.
 
2014-02-20 09:04:55 AM  
Talk about playing in minors.
 
2014-02-20 09:15:40 AM  
It's Toccata and Fugue in  B minor, nor D minor!
 
2014-02-20 09:16:50 AM  

neongoats: Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.


Very tolly, and perhaps you don't know that the majority of molested children are violated by a family member or close family friend.
 
2014-02-20 09:18:54 AM  
Meh.  I got over it.  They can, too.  The fact is, if you're a kid having anything to do with religious people, you're asking for a molestation.
 
2014-02-20 09:23:03 AM  

neongoats: Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.


I agree.... Organ... hehe... Organized hehehe again.... religion has resulted in the molestation of more children than all the non priest pedophiles in history combined.... mostly because most of the pedophiles were priests...
 
2014-02-20 09:24:40 AM  

JackieRabbit: neongoats: Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.

Very tolly, and perhaps you don't know that the majority of molested children are violated by a family member or close family friend.


I charge no tolls for telling it like it is. "Family member or close friend" is often a euphemism for "priest" or "trusted camp counselor" or "weekly jesus teacher" or "local family preacher", or in this case, nice seeming old man that plays the "organ" at church and is oh so sweet and nice to everyone, of course they trust their kids with him!
 
2014-02-20 09:24:42 AM  
He should get twelve years in levenworth or eleven years in twelvworth.
 
2014-02-20 09:45:48 AM  
Roses belong on a piano.

Tulips belong on an organ.
 
2014-02-20 09:57:14 AM  
FTFA: Police said the investigation began when a boy said Cuthbert began molesting him in September.

I though Alain would be more likely to be the molester since he was more sensitive and had 'the touch'.  Cuthbert was more of a joker.
 
2014-02-20 10:01:14 AM  
Happy Fingers!
www.jonathanrosenbaum.net
 
2014-02-20 10:07:23 AM  
CSB:

Girlfriend's folks had a place in the country that was a deconsecrated church of some Protestant description. So they bought a smallish organ for it. The organ had a little plaque that probably hastened the sale. From memory, it said "This organ purchased for Rev. T. Hardy Fallis, Rector, from his grateful congregation". FARK: It was a pump organ that required vigorous foot action if you intended on opening all the stops. One imagines Rev. Fallis playing In a Gadda Da Vida, and smiles.

/CSB
//5000 Fingers of Dr. T was a horrible, horrible film.
 
2014-02-20 10:12:22 AM  

neongoats: JackieRabbit: neongoats: Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.

Very tolly, and perhaps you don't know that the majority of molested children are violated by a family member or close family friend.

I charge no tolls for telling it like it is. "Family member or close friend" is often a euphemism for "priest" or "trusted camp counselor" or "weekly jesus teacher" or "local family preacher", or in this case, nice seeming old man that plays the "organ" at church and is oh so sweet and nice to everyone, of course they trust their kids with him!


You really know very little about pedophilia. I will admit that children are sometimes molested by clergymen and church laymen, but the vast majority of children who attend churches and participate in church activities are not molested.
 
2014-02-20 10:19:58 AM  

JackieRabbit: neongoats: JackieRabbit: neongoats: Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.

Very tolly, and perhaps you don't know that the majority of molested children are violated by a family member or close family friend.

I charge no tolls for telling it like it is. "Family member or close friend" is often a euphemism for "priest" or "trusted camp counselor" or "weekly jesus teacher" or "local family preacher", or in this case, nice seeming old man that plays the "organ" at church and is oh so sweet and nice to everyone, of course they trust their kids with him!

You really know very little about pedophilia. I will admit that children are sometimes molested by clergymen and church laymen, but the vast majority of children who attend churches and participate in church activities are not molested.


Define "vast majority" in the context of the general population, or, say, against a control group of non-religious children who otherwise are left in the company of non-related adults like teachers, babysitters or camp counsellors.

Because I'm pretty sure the clergy won't look good here, because of that whole "I'm God's frontman, so let's keep this a secret, 'K? Or hell" thing.
 
2014-02-20 10:29:06 AM  
at least its not 26 dicks...
 
2014-02-20 10:38:32 AM  

Flragnararch: at least its not 26 dicks...


In a row?

May your organ never fail you during your favorite piece
 
2014-02-20 10:42:29 AM  
societysop.com
 
2014-02-20 10:48:26 AM  
"Don't support child molesting church people."

Don't employ homosexual pedophiles.
/Penn St wasn't a church.
 
2014-02-20 12:54:03 PM  

JackieRabbit: neongoats: JackieRabbit: neongoats: Once again, it should be pointed out that if you care about your kids, and don't want them to be molested, don't have them take part in church related activities. Church camp. Church School. Church study. It doesn't matter. You are upping their chance to get molested a thousandfold. Church activities: hotbed of molesting. Supporting your local church means supporting child molesters.

Don't support child molesting church people.

Very tolly, and perhaps you don't know that the majority of molested children are violated by a family member or close family friend.

I charge no tolls for telling it like it is. "Family member or close friend" is often a euphemism for "priest" or "trusted camp counselor" or "weekly jesus teacher" or "local family preacher", or in this case, nice seeming old man that plays the "organ" at church and is oh so sweet and nice to everyone, of course they trust their kids with him!

You really know very little about pedophilia. I will admit that children are sometimes molested by clergymen and church laymen, but the vast majority of children who attend churches and participate in church activities are not molested.


According to FARK, Christians are the ONLY people who molest children. Muslims, Jews and Atheists are all holier than thou and could never do such a thing,


/Welcome to Fark
 
2014-02-20 02:32:58 PM  
Nice try, Lee.   But it's not true.   The Iranians (muslim) pretty much have sanctioned rape and prostitution of children.
 
2014-02-21 02:30:03 PM  

rnatalie: Nice try, Lee.   But it's not true.   The Iranians (muslim) pretty much have sanctioned rape and prostitution of children.


As have the atheists. Don't forget them! Outstanding humans with a throng of children for just that purpose, such as Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot. Richard Dawkins, the atheist priest of the new world order, said it best when he was speaking on behalf of the atheist community:

"I look back a few decades to my childhood and see things like caning, like mild pedophilia, and can't find it in me to condemn it."

Kinky.
 
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