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(Smithsonian Magazine)   And it all begins with the carpet. Carpet selection is of paramount importance. It is the soul of the room, "A judge at common law may be an ordinary man," says Poe, "a good judge of a carpet must be a genius"   ( smithsonianmag.com) divider line
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2014-02-20 08:54:35 AM  
3" thick shag pile is in right?
 
2014-02-20 09:24:04 AM  
Does it tie the room together?
 
2014-02-20 10:26:11 AM  
After two years of our old dog pissing and shiatting on the carpet in our bedroom, and almost vomiting every time I steam cleaned the carpet, my wife and I ripped it all out and now have a bare concrete floor.
 
2014-02-20 10:26:32 AM  
Does it match the drapes?
 
M-G
2014-02-20 10:32:14 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-20 10:32:16 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Does it tie the room together?


Far out, man.
 
2014-02-20 10:42:46 AM  
i.imgur.com

Not sure if thread over with second post or fourth.
 
2014-02-20 10:46:38 AM  

sxacho: After two years of our old dog pissing and shiatting on the carpet in our bedroom, and almost vomiting every time I steam cleaned the carpet, my wife and I ripped it all out and now have a bare concrete floor.


I bet you can hear a flea farting from across the room.
 
2014-02-20 10:50:29 AM  
I cleaned carpets for a summer job once, carpets are nasty
 
2014-02-20 11:33:54 AM  
Carpet : Bush :: Rug : Merkin

True or false?
 
2014-02-20 11:34:52 AM  
I work in a factory that makes carpet.  Its not a bad gig.
 
2014-02-20 12:08:13 PM  
Poe, once you scrape away the myth and slander, was a hardworking writer  trying to place work in as many journals as he could.
 
2014-02-20 12:20:27 PM  
But under the carpet, of course are the floorboards. The floorboards made of ash, grooved and tongued above solid twelve inch oak floor joists, There, betwixt the joists i hid the remains, O so cleverly hid them after first dismembering the body and draining the blood. Do you still think me mad?,
/thud- thud, thud-thud
 
2014-02-20 12:20:56 PM  
yakmans_dad: Poe, once you scrape away the myth and slander, was a hardworking writer  trying to place work in as many journals as he could.

 TTRTThe only book of his that got a second edition was, of all things, a guide to sea-shell identification.
 
2014-02-20 12:22:54 PM  
Behind the walls are fine casks of Amontillado and few black cats.
The candy bowl has a few of Berenice's teeth.
 
2014-02-20 12:25:43 PM  
My appartment is the pits. But I still get the ladies to come over thanks to my pendulous dong.
 
2014-02-20 12:45:38 PM  
Bareefer Obonghit:Does it tie the room together?


blog.estately.com


Beat me to it :)
 
2014-02-20 03:02:25 PM  

SuperChuck: Does it match the drapes?


My thought being stated, there is no cause for me to post.
 
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