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(Latin Post)   Scrotum, Hitler, Facebook & Circumcision are no longer 'approved' baby names in the Mexican state of Sonora. No word on Lemongello or Lexus, or whether Fark is now interested in a new state tag   (latinpost.com) divider line 52
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2014-02-20 09:40:29 AM  
Circumcision thread?
 
2014-02-20 09:41:28 AM  
Welcome to the Mexican state
 
2014-02-20 09:42:29 AM  
What about Leshenaquita-Dequichicca? I can still name my baby Leshenaquita-Dequichicca in Mexico right?
 
2014-02-20 09:42:40 AM  
Scrotum, Hitler, Facebook & Circumcision is the name of the law firm I used in the past.

/Not located in Mexico though.
 
2014-02-20 09:43:12 AM  

Tom-Servo: Welcome to the Mexican state


// farking iPhone keypad...

As I was saying...

Welcome to the Mexican state of "Followup".
 
2014-02-20 09:44:05 AM  
enis
 
2014-02-20 09:45:52 AM  
I'm OK with this.  Seriously.  We should learn from our neighbors in the south (assuming ya'll live in the US).  When I worked in social services, we would have contests to find the craziest names from the welfare databases.  Some of these names were truly unbelievable.... and worse than a facial tattoo for career prospects.
 
2014-02-20 09:51:47 AM  

farm machine: Scrotum, Hitler, Facebook & Circumcision is the name of the law firm I used in the past.

/Not located in Mexico though.


Came for this. Unpleasant handshakes, too.
 
2014-02-20 09:52:17 AM  

filter: Some of these names were truly unbelievable.... and worse than a facial tattoo for career prospects.


But fortunately easier to change.
 
2014-02-20 09:53:22 AM  
I used to get mad when people claimed to have gone to school with orangello and lemgongello. It was a weird phenomenon of people making shiat up and I found it to be strange. Then I worked in a pediatric hospital and some of those joke names...were real. Not sure if someone heard the urban legends and said ," boy that sounds like a good name..." but yeah. Never met Facebook but met a little girl named Wenerles pronounced wiener-less. How clever.
 
2014-02-20 09:54:36 AM  
What about Transubstanciacion?
 
2014-02-20 09:55:58 AM  
Normally I would be against a government regulating the names parents could give their children, then I remember stories like a guy in the U.S. who named his son after every single rock star he likes.

So the kid's legal name was literally over 20 names long.
 
2014-02-20 09:57:51 AM  
Is Shiathead still ok?
 
2014-02-20 09:59:08 AM  

filter: I'm OK with this.  Seriously.  We should learn from our neighbors in the south (assuming ya'll live in the US).  When I worked in social services, we would have contests to find the craziest names from the welfare databases.  Some of these names were truly unbelievable.... and worse than a facial tattoo for career prospects.


CSB: My mother was a preschool teacher in Chicago. She showed me registration papers that one mother filled in for her son where the name was spelled different every time. Trwan, Taywon, Tiwen, etc. My mom asked her what the kids name was. The mother said she couldn't remember how to spell the name. She had seen it on a shoe box and thought it sounded good. Yup, the name was Taiwan. She named her kid after where the shoes were made. She couldn't have picked China instead?

Oh, the names my mom had to deal with.
 
2014-02-20 09:59:10 AM  
blatz514


Is Shiathead still ok?

Less obvious than Drugmule.
 
2014-02-20 10:01:39 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: blatz514


Is Shiathead still ok?

Less obvious than Drugmule.


Perhaps, but the kid already has his future mapped out.
 
2014-02-20 10:04:19 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-20 10:06:53 AM  
Cruz is still OK, right?
 
2014-02-20 10:12:42 AM  
señor marihuanaerección de hitlerstill ok?
 
2014-02-20 10:12:56 AM  
Circumcision Dyck. Good solid German name.
 
2014-02-20 10:16:30 AM  
Oy vay!
 
2014-02-20 10:17:39 AM  

foo monkey: Circumcision thread?


Some thread could be used to repair the circumcision.
 
2014-02-20 10:19:26 AM  

Arkanaut: What about Transubstanciacion?


What about D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y?
 
2014-02-20 10:19:37 AM  
blatz514


Random Anonymous Blackmail: blatz514


Is Shiathead still ok?

Less obvious than Drugmule.

Perhaps, but the kid already has his future mapped out
.


So is headless torso #17 a little too obvious?
 
2014-02-20 10:19:50 AM  

BitwiseShift: Cruz is still OK, right?


It's right up there with Obama or Pelosi
 
2014-02-20 10:22:14 AM  
Scrotum Hitler is now the name of the band I don't actually have.
 
2014-02-20 10:24:45 AM  
Does this mean my son, Hitler Scrotum Hamster, has to get a name change?
 
2014-02-20 10:24:57 AM  
Can I still name my kid Chalupa Batman?

Lemongello may be a real name but Carmenjello is funnier
 
2014-02-20 10:30:28 AM  

Slypork: filter: I'm OK with this.  Seriously.  We should learn from our neighbors in the south (assuming ya'll live in the US).  When I worked in social services, we would have contests to find the craziest names from the welfare databases.  Some of these names were truly unbelievable.... and worse than a facial tattoo for career prospects.

CSB: My mother was a preschool teacher in Chicago. She showed me registration papers that one mother filled in for her son where the name was spelled different every time. Trwan, Taywon, Tiwen, etc. My mom asked her what the kids name was. The mother said she couldn't remember how to spell the name. She had seen it on a shoe box and thought it sounded good. Yup, the name was Taiwan. She named her kid after where the shoes were made. She couldn't have picked China instead?

Oh, the names my mom had to deal with.



I'm not surprised.  The white equivalent is naming a kid McKayla because the parents are too illiterate to know it's spelled Michaela.   Since they don't know how it's spelled--and aren't bothered to find out--they spell it phonetically and hope for the best.
 
2014-02-20 10:30:49 AM  

PluckYew: Can I still name my kid Chalupa Batman?

Lemongello may be a real name but Carmenjello is funnier


I know I must do what's right

Sure as Carmenjello rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
 
2014-02-20 10:32:43 AM  
Can I still name my kid Repeat?
 
2014-02-20 10:38:47 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: blatz514


Random Anonymous Blackmail: blatz514


Is Shiathead still ok?

Less obvious than Drugmule.

Perhaps, but the kid already has his future mapped out
.

So is headless torso #17 a little too obvious?


How about Hoomen Traphiker?  If you spell it different, it looks prestigious.
 
2014-02-20 10:38:49 AM  
Name thread?
I work very closely with CPS, I have names that will make your heads spin.
And before someone says any of this is racist, these names cross racial boundaries.
Just this week I've had:
Jraykker (pronounced Drakkar), his sister,  Jonour (the J is silent)
Periyah (pronounced Pariah. I asked the social worker if the mother knew what a pariah was and the worker told me not to her knowledge)
Hae'Den
Tacharri
Airyannah
 
2014-02-20 10:40:46 AM  

blatz514: Is Shiathead still ok?


I think that's pronounced "shee-THAID," so that ought to be OK.
 
2014-02-20 10:47:24 AM  

Publikwerks: Can I still name my kid Repeat?


If you name his twin "Rinse," sure.
 
2014-02-20 10:49:16 AM  

Ivandrago: Name thread?
I work very closely with CPS, I have names that will make your heads spin.
And before someone says any of this is racist, these names cross racial boundaries.
Just this week I've had:
Jraykker (pronounced Drakkar), his sister,  Jonour (the J is silent)
Periyah (pronounced Pariah. I asked the social worker if the mother knew what a pariah was and the worker told me not to her knowledge)
Hae'Den
Tacharri
Airyannah


Some kids my mom taught (various races):
twins named Harley and Davidson
Le-A (pronounced Le Dash A)
H3nry (yes that is a 3 and not a typo. Pronounced Henry)
Tylanol (probably meant to be Tylenol)
Portia (unusual name but not unheard of. However mother pronounced it Pore Tia)
Placenta
Urethra
Vulva
Shanana (pronounced Sha Nay Nay)
Sequel (pronounced See Quell)

Wish she had found this kid though.
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-02-20 10:51:21 AM  
Tsathoggua N'Kai al teléfono blanco por favor. Tsathoggua N'Kai al teléfono blanco por favor.

/What about Scroty McBoogerballs?
 
2014-02-20 11:05:39 AM  
I went to college with a girl named Tre'zure.

Still haven't met the elusive Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2014-02-20 11:08:46 AM  
My mom worked in an urban hospital back in the '60s.  She and the other staffers convinced many black mothers, who wanted to name their kids something weird, it was a rule the first name had to be Christian, but the middle name could be whatever they wanted.

/Omaha has a lot of black Marys in their early 50s.
//True story.
///My wife a "La-a" here in Milwaukee (Ladasha, get it?)
 
2014-02-20 11:09:31 AM  

fickenchucker: My mom worked in an urban hospital back in the '60s.  She and the other staffers convinced many black mothers, who wanted to name their kids something weird, it was a rule the first name had to be Christian, but the middle name could be whatever they wanted.

/Omaha has a lot of black Marys in their early 50s.
//True story.
///My wife a "La-a" here in Milwaukee (Ladasha, get it?)



"met".

She met a La-a
 
2014-02-20 11:20:44 AM  
Well, the Knesset took a break yesterday from the pressing issues of the region to pass a law allowing children age 10 and over to change their names.

A couple of years back a yuppie-type couple here named their baby daughter "Like." As in Facebook like.
 
2014-02-20 11:27:23 AM  
old but good:

www.freedistrict.com
 
2014-02-20 11:48:14 AM  

Shadowtag: Tsathoggua N'Kai al teléfono blanco por favor. Tsathoggua N'Kai al teléfono blanco por favor.


Ah yes. The true call of Cthulu.
 
2014-02-20 11:52:45 AM  
ray-o-vac?
squirrellisha?
 
2014-02-20 12:04:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-20 12:13:11 PM  

Slypork: Ivandrago: Name thread?
I work very closely with CPS, I have names that will make your heads spin.
And before someone says any of this is racist, these names cross racial boundaries.
Just this week I've had:
Jraykker (pronounced Drakkar), his sister,  Jonour (the J is silent)
Periyah (pronounced Pariah. I asked the social worker if the mother knew what a pariah was and the worker told me not to her knowledge)
Hae'Den
Tacharri
Airyannah

Some kids my mom taught (various races):
twins named Harley and Davidson
Le-A (pronounced Le Dash A)
H3nry (yes that is a 3 and not a typo. Pronounced Henry)
Tylanol (probably meant to be Tylenol)
Portia (unusual name but not unheard of. However mother pronounced it Pore Tia)
Placenta
Urethra
Vulva
Shanana (pronounced Sha Nay Nay)
Sequel (pronounced See Quell)

Wish she had found this kid though.
[imgs.xkcd.com image 666x205]


www.sclmagazine.com

Approves...

/Still can't believe those guys were at Woodstock
 
2014-02-20 12:31:42 PM  
So much for naming the boy Scrotum Hitler Yahoo Pron Site.

On my short list of names should I ever become a father are Random Event (if it's a boy) and Miracle (if it's a girl).

The god Prometheus (foresight) had a brother named Epimetheus (hindsight). Epimetheus was the twit who gave the curious Pandora her box full of the world's evils. In hindsight, a bad move.

If you want to name triplets, may I add:

επίβλεψη
epívlepsi
"oversight" in Greek
 
2014-02-20 12:53:39 PM  

Slypork: Ivandrago: Name thread?
I work very closely with CPS, I have names that will make your heads spin.
And before someone says any of this is racist, these names cross racial boundaries.
Just this week I've had:
Jraykker (pronounced Drakkar), his sister,  Jonour (the J is silent)
Periyah (pronounced Pariah. I asked the social worker if the mother knew what a pariah was and the worker told me not to her knowledge)
Hae'Den
Tacharri
Airyannah

Some kids my mom taught (various races):
twins named Harley and Davidson
Le-A (pronounced Le Dash A)
H3nry (yes that is a 3 and not a typo. Pronounced Henry)
Tylanol (probably meant to be Tylenol)
Portia (unusual name but not unheard of. However mother pronounced it Pore Tia)
Placenta
Urethra
Vulva
Shanana (pronounced Sha Nay Nay)
Sequel (pronounced See Quell)

Wish she had found this kid though.
[imgs.xkcd.com image 666x205]


An old friend worked as an attorney representing foster children. She had to take a 7 year old girl to the county office for a name change. She was born "Clitores" (sic (and sick)). This is not a Seinfeld ripoff.

She got to pick her own name. She chose Jennifer.
 
2014-02-20 01:58:15 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Does this mean my son, Hitler Scrotum Hamster, has to get a name change?


I would. Hitler Scrotum Smith has a far better ring to it.
 
2014-02-20 02:08:06 PM  

Anayalator: She got to pick her own name. She chose Jennifer.


Smart kid.
 
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