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(New York Daily News)   Deserted wife discovers her missing and declared-dead husband has resurfaced after living in California for 20 years: "I will go at him for back child support, cat support, everything." Cat support?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 124
    More: Strange, New York, Kwame Seku, child support  
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2014-02-20 08:55:32 AM  
Did the cat write this?
 
2014-02-20 08:55:53 AM  
Did subby accidentally the whole thing?
 
2014-02-20 08:56:17 AM  
Headline written by Meow said the dog?
 
2014-02-20 08:57:04 AM  
Deserted mother and wife for discovers her missing and declared husband has resurfaced after living in California for 20 years...

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-20 08:57:33 AM  
Ddd someone set us up the bomb?
 
2014-02-20 08:57:41 AM  
What for you buttf*ck my brain with this nonsense, subby?
 
2014-02-20 08:57:42 AM  
She meant "pussy". Honest mistake.
 
2014-02-20 08:57:43 AM  
WOW! I thought I was having an acid flashback reading that headline! Glad to see no one else can make sense of it either.
 
2014-02-20 08:58:01 AM  
Deserted headline for discovers its missing words
 
2014-02-20 08:58:18 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: Ddd someone set us up the bomb?

"Did..." dammit...
 
2014-02-20 08:58:42 AM  
Google translate strikes again?
 
2014-02-20 08:59:20 AM  
The blue dog barks at midnight. Midnight!
 
2014-02-20 09:00:48 AM  
How is headline formed?
 
2014-02-20 09:00:52 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: Richard_The_Clown: Ddd someone set us up the bomb?
"Did..." dammit...


No, it worked the first way.
 
2014-02-20 09:02:13 AM  

markfara: She meant "pussy". Honest mistake.


Or maybe C*%ty Awful Trick.

/it was
//because he's a p*ssy
 
2014-02-20 09:02:14 AM  
Well, it is California, cat support is probably a thing.
 
2014-02-20 09:02:32 AM  
Did I have a stroke while reading that, or did subby have one while writing it?
 
2014-02-20 09:02:48 AM  
He said he was going out for smokes. He said 'smell ya later' but he never smelled me AGAIN
 
2014-02-20 09:03:06 AM  
Deserted mother and wife for discovers her missing and declared husband has resurfaced after living in California for 20 years

gallery.photo.net
 
2014-02-20 09:04:29 AM  
Yeah, cat support, and you wonder why he left.
 
2014-02-20 09:04:39 AM  

Mad Scientist: Did I have a stroke while reading that, or did subby have one while writing it?


I only have a stroke during ginger threads.
 
2014-02-20 09:04:52 AM  
Wait, if wife is deserted mother and husband is declared discovered THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
2014-02-20 09:05:21 AM  
Did someone call 911 because I think subby is having a seizure.
 
2014-02-20 09:06:04 AM  
I think that headline gave me cancer.
 
2014-02-20 09:06:14 AM  
Cat support?

Yes! CAT SUPPORT!
 
2014-02-20 09:06:49 AM  
This guy resurfaces when he's 65 and suddenly entitled to Verizon benefits?

Between that and Obamacare, he can probably continue to live pretty well.

I wonder if the statute of limitations runs against the dead.
 
2014-02-20 09:07:33 AM  
Subby..
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-20 09:09:03 AM  
His deserted wife and mother, the way he made them suffer, fills me with the urge to defecate!
 
2014-02-20 09:09:13 AM  
I'd be interested to know what percentage of the click throughs on the story were people interested in the story vs people trying to figure out what the headline was talking about.
 
2014-02-20 09:12:53 AM  
Porkchop Sandwiches!

/there is NSFW language in case someone has been living in a rock for forever.
 
2014-02-20 09:12:57 AM  
I understood the headline.

That's probably ungood.
 
2014-02-20 09:13:23 AM  
You can't just declare someone your husband. It doesn't work that way.
 
2014-02-20 09:14:13 AM  
Wat
 
2014-02-20 09:14:54 AM  
All the headline are belong to us
 
2014-02-20 09:14:56 AM  

Carn: Porkchop Sandwiches!

/there is NSFW language in case someone has been living in a rock for forever.


IN a rock?

Subby?
 
2014-02-20 09:16:23 AM  
Pricipal . Cat supportof wife that has stoped Husbandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for cats -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for husband again"
 
2014-02-20 09:16:34 AM  
Child support, OK, but I'd demand a paternity test before I'd pay any cat support.
 
2014-02-20 09:17:28 AM  
Just think, you write a witty headline, check it for spelling and grammar, reread it, move a few words around for clarity, no green. Subby pukes on the keyboard, green!
 
2014-02-20 09:20:16 AM  
"Do you have anything to declare, Ma'am?"  "Yes.  I'd like to declare Husband.  Thank you!"
 
2014-02-20 09:20:23 AM  
I just want to tell you all how much you mean to me. This is the funnies thread I've seen in a long while, and not a single great comment had anything to do with the article.

Bravo Fark.
 
2014-02-20 09:20:58 AM  
What the fark did I just read?
 
2014-02-20 09:22:08 AM  
"who's been getting widow benefits from Verizon  "

and I imagine quite the tidy lumpsum of life insurance...  she gonna pay that all back?
 
2014-02-20 09:22:28 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Child support, OK, but I'd demand a paternity test before I'd pay any cat support.


Alimony, the result of a bygone age where women were chattel unable to get a paycheck or own property.

Equality, as long as I get your money...
 
2014-02-20 09:23:19 AM  
Yes, but was Kwame's new wife a real doll?
 
2014-02-20 09:23:31 AM  
Did you see the wife??  I'd walk away myself!

/GAH!!
 
2014-02-20 09:24:06 AM  
I understood the headline just fine. But then I have developmental disabilities.
 
2014-02-20 09:24:15 AM  

lindalouwho: Carn: Porkchop Sandwiches!

/there is NSFW language in case someone has been living in a rock for forever.

IN a rock?

Subby?


In/on/under whatever.  I can't take credit for that hot mess of a headline.
 
2014-02-20 09:25:23 AM  

Carn: lindalouwho: Carn: Porkchop Sandwiches!

/there is NSFW language in case someone has been living in a rock for forever.

IN a rock?

Subby?

In/on/under whatever.  I can't take credit for that hot mess of a headline.


www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com
 
2014-02-20 09:25:38 AM  

Alfonse Gregory: I just want to tell you all how much you mean to me. This is the funnies thread I've seen in a long while, and not a single great comment had anything to do with the article.

Bravo Fark.


fnniest Dammit!

/not Subby
 
2014-02-20 09:26:39 AM  
After the first two paragraphs, the article is blacked out, why?
 
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