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(BusinessWeek)   Parliament flees Kiev, some police captured, and lots of bodies--situation in Ukraine is continuing to deteriorate   (businessweek.com) divider line 450
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2014-02-20 06:18:08 AM
Would you say that the Parliament is CHICKEN?
 
2014-02-20 07:04:12 AM
To the Mothership!
 
2014-02-20 07:12:11 AM
That's not very smooth.
 
2014-02-20 07:54:58 AM
No! The Ukraine is strong!
 
2014-02-20 07:55:39 AM
So is the current government plan to let the situation deteriorate until Russia decides to send in their tanks "for the public welfare"?
 
2014-02-20 07:56:46 AM
Remember when nerds thought Russia was morally superior to the US because we collected metadata? Man, those were good times....
 
2014-02-20 07:57:24 AM
Just in time for the closing ceremonies
 
2014-02-20 07:58:37 AM
This is very sad.
 
2014-02-20 07:59:03 AM
Did Bootsy make it? Please tell me Bootsy made it!
 
2014-02-20 07:59:10 AM

WTF Indeed: Remember when nerds thought Russia was morally superior to the US because we collected metadata? Man, those were good times....


For some reason I have you labeled as "pro NSA." Can't imagine why. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the Ukraine.

Sucks, huh?
 
2014-02-20 07:59:22 AM
Parliament opened for the The Police? Pretty sweet concert.
 
2014-02-20 08:00:05 AM

WTF Indeed: Remember when nerds thought Russia was morally superior to the US because we collected metadata?


No.
 
2014-02-20 08:00:34 AM
switch government to Monarchy and park more units in the city. Build a temple and a Colliseum too!
 
2014-02-20 08:01:10 AM
Time to book cheap vacation flights for the summer.
 
2014-02-20 08:01:18 AM

sendtodave: For some reason I have you labeled as "pro NSA." Can't imagine why. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the Ukraine.

Sucks, huh?


It looks like someone doesn't have a basic knowledge of Ukrainian/Russian relations for the last 25 years.
 
2014-02-20 08:07:05 AM

WTF Indeed: Remember when nerds thought Russia was morally superior to the US because we collected metadata? Man, those were good times....


Nerds are more intelligent that that. We know Russia collects metadata as well, and we also know that, when it comes to "moral superiority", the only people actively making the claim in the United States are the people with a bahbble in one hand and a semiautomatic rifle in the other.
 
2014-02-20 08:08:09 AM
There was a story yesterday here about how cease-fires are bad because they just give time for armies to regroup and plan deadlier attacks, so I think we should stop all attempts at peace-talks. They should just leave them to fight it out. If we get involved Russia can be publicly more involved. Let's just wait till snipers are found to be Russian. That's all you need to win this for the rebels. The EU imposing sanctions sounds like a very counter-productive idea.

Also I hate the shiat politicians do just to look like they are human. The UK foreign minister called in the Ukraine ambassador to "express his dismay". Fark off and do something important. I am dismayed but I'm not wasting everybody's time... except yours, gentle reader.
 
2014-02-20 08:09:57 AM
this is what a truce looks like
 
2014-02-20 08:10:05 AM
What does this have to do with the Olympics, the Kardashians or the Beiber?

I just don't see this being news.....
 
2014-02-20 08:10:32 AM

F-14Tomcat: To the Mothership!


::shakes tiny fist::
 
2014-02-20 08:10:32 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Parliament opened for the The Police? Pretty sweet concert.


Is Bootsie alright?
 
2014-02-20 08:10:34 AM
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I'm just asking people to scratch the surface on these mustašes
 
2014-02-20 08:11:09 AM

Crewmannumber6: Just in time for the closing ceremonies


This better not mess with ski cross!
 
2014-02-20 08:11:43 AM
Yanukovych has badly over played his hand.  Putin read it wrong too.  This regime is toast.
 
2014-02-20 08:11:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: CHICKEN


Came to make the food joke. DAMN YOUS, YOU MANIACS!
 
2014-02-20 08:12:49 AM

Slaxl: The EU imposing sanctions sounds like a very counter-productive idea.


They are planning personal sanctions

Also I hate the shiat politicians do just to look like they are human. The UK foreign minister called in the Ukraine ambassador to "express his dismay". Fark off and do something important.

Write stern letter?
 
2014-02-20 08:13:40 AM
I wonder if their athletes want to come home after the Olympics or just stay in Sochi and ride this one out.
 
2014-02-20 08:14:00 AM

WTF Indeed: Remember when nerds thought Russia was morally superior to the US because we collected metadata? Man, those were good times....


Yeah, I clearly remember all those pro-Russian nerds all over the net six months ago

WTF Indeed: Remember when nerds thought Russia was morally superior to the US because we collected metadata? Man, those were good times....


Being "morally superior" to Russia is no great prize.   They're worse than Angola.
 
2014-02-20 08:14:11 AM

WTF Indeed: sendtodave: For some reason I have you labeled as "pro NSA." Can't imagine why. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the Ukraine.

Sucks, huh?

It looks like someone doesn't have a basic knowledge of Ukrainian/Russian relations for the last 25 years.


Settle down Comrade. Its just a website
 
2014-02-20 08:15:13 AM
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Vader: Plans for the fuel injected Ural motorcycle were transmitted to this Ukrainian rebel ship.

Leia: But Lord Vader, fuel injection is standard on all 2014 Ural motorcycles.

Vader; Crapsters. I really need to clean up my inbox.
 
2014-02-20 08:15:15 AM

WTF Indeed: sendtodave: For some reason I have you labeled as "pro NSA." Can't imagine why. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the Ukraine.

Sucks, huh?

It looks like someone doesn't have a basic knowledge of Ukrainian/Russian relations for the last 25 years.


Sucks, huh?
 
2014-02-20 08:16:08 AM

WTF Indeed: It looks like someone doesn't have a basic knowledge of Ukrainian/Russian relations for the last 25 years.


You'e trying too hard.
 
2014-02-20 08:16:39 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Parliament opened for the The Police? Pretty sweet concert.


Parliament had to flee Kiev, because there weren't no funk.
 
2014-02-20 08:16:58 AM

sendtodave: WTF Indeed: sendtodave: For some reason I have you labeled as "pro NSA." Can't imagine why. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the Ukraine.

Sucks, huh?

It looks like someone doesn't have a basic knowledge of Ukrainian/Russian relations for the last 25 years.

Sucks, huh?


This is the hell that universal healthcare hath wrought
 
2014-02-20 08:18:08 AM
During an anti-terrorism operation, soldiers can also legally search civilian vehicles and stop car and pedestrian traffic, according to the Defense Ministry. The security service said in the statement that protesters have seized more than 1,500 guns and 100,000 rounds of ammunition from military bases, depots and government buildings, without elaborating. .


That's some fine security work there...

/Surely the overbroad abuse of power by government can't be responsible for the people arming up and burning the place down.
 
2014-02-20 08:18:23 AM
How is all this unrest affecting the hot Ukrainian nude model supply?

I hope they don't deplete that.
 
2014-02-20 08:19:07 AM

F-14Tomcat: To the Mothership!


slipstreamradio.files.wordpress.com
A little funk is what the whole scene needs now.  And it even looks like the funketeers are dressed for the cold Ukrainian nights.  Even if they are going to warm the cold Ukraine with some hot funk.  Or cool the hot heads with some cool funk.  I doesn't matter which: funk is its own reward.

/Stay safe Kiev.  This shiat is going to get worse before it gets better.
 
2014-02-20 08:19:48 AM

way south: During an anti-terrorism operation, soldiers can also legally search civilian vehicles and stop car and pedestrian traffic, according to the Defense Ministry. The security service said in the statement that protesters have seized more than 1,500 guns and 100,000 rounds of ammunition from military bases, depots and government buildings, without elaborating. .


That's some fine security work there...

/Surely the overbroad abuse of power by government can't be responsible for the people arming up and burning the place down.


Second Amendment for the win. Well for making it a bloody and expensive loss anyway.

Now that's how you claim moral superiority!
 
2014-02-20 08:20:28 AM

timswar: So is the current government plan to let the situation deteriorate until Russia decides to send in their tanks "for the public welfare"?


At this moment, it seems they will let it deteriorate, yes; the protesters say they have a few lines into the comms of the government, and it seems inevitable that a state of emergency will be declared. That also means a free-for-all on the part of the Titushki and Berkut, all hell is going to break loose, and there will be chaos everywhere.
 
2014-02-20 08:21:50 AM
 Wow, shiats gotten real deal happy meal in the last 12 hrs.
It's past the  point of any first stage resolution. It's moved on to phase two and it's not going to end until one side is brutally forced into capitulation. My concern is that Syria is still hanging over the head of ye ol decision makers.
 
2014-02-20 08:22:12 AM
The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
 
2014-02-20 08:22:13 AM
Their will be no peace in the Fri dark of the 21St meconium.
 
2014-02-20 08:22:34 AM
This should happen in Albany, NY.
 
2014-02-20 08:23:45 AM

Chris Ween: Settle down Comrade. Its just a website


We've already blown through the Funkadelic jokes, where else are we supposed to go?
 
2014-02-20 08:24:01 AM

flexflint: timswar: So is the current government plan to let the situation deteriorate until Russia decides to send in their tanks "for the public welfare"?

At this moment, it seems they will let it deteriorate, yes; the protesters say they have a few lines into the comms of the government, and it seems inevitable that a state of emergency will be declared. That also means a free-for-all on the part of the Titushki and Berkut, all hell is going to break loose, and there will be chaos everywhere.


So the current President is content to kick back and wait for a neighboring county to invade, and put his own citizens down?

Jesus, how could anyone not be on the side of the people trying to oust such a chickenshiat traitor?
 
2014-02-20 08:25:31 AM

WTF Indeed: Chris Ween: Settle down Comrade. Its just a website

We've already blown through the Funkadelic jokes, where else are we supposed to go?


Chernobyl?
 
2014-02-20 08:25:58 AM

Ishkur: I wonder if their athletes want to come home after the Olympics or just stay in Sochi and ride this one out.


I believe about half of them (probably more already) left in protest already.
 
2014-02-20 08:26:41 AM

supageil: flexflint: timswar: So is the current government plan to let the situation deteriorate until Russia decides to send in their tanks "for the public welfare"?

At this moment, it seems they will let it deteriorate, yes; the protesters say they have a few lines into the comms of the government, and it seems inevitable that a state of emergency will be declared. That also means a free-for-all on the part of the Titushki and Berkut, all hell is going to break loose, and there will be chaos everywhere.

So the current President is content to kick back and wait for a neighboring county to invade, and put his own citizens down?

Jesus, how could anyone not be on the side of the people trying to oust such a chickenshiat traitor?


Ukraine is to Russia what Texas is to US.
 
2014-02-20 08:27:14 AM
Stop fighting! Stop fighting!!!!
 
2014-02-20 08:27:52 AM
You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
 
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