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(TMZ)   Vibrator company wants to partner with Barbara Walters to make some serious dil-dough   (tmz.com) divider line 20
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2014-02-20 08:54:25 AM
If you were a tree, what would you...uh...stick in me?
 
2014-02-20 08:54:57 AM
www.taylorrentaltrumbull.com
 
2014-02-20 08:58:17 AM
I can't wait for the Barbara Walters fleshlight.
 
2014-02-20 09:02:40 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-20 09:15:00 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-20 09:38:09 AM
Wight there, wight there!
 
2014-02-20 09:53:37 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I can't wait for the Barbara Walters fleshlight.


You coould just wet a paper bag.
 
2014-02-20 09:59:54 AM
someone with shop want to take a crack at a Barbra"that makes me moist" jpeg?
 
2014-02-20 10:09:44 AM
This ain't your grandma's vibrator.  Well, actually it is.  It's designed to go especially slow, for the 60 and over crowd.
 upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-20 10:30:52 AM
"it's therapy for the osteo, really".
 
2014-02-20 10:42:16 AM
"dil-dough" is an appropriate word to use since I imagine Babs' nether regions have a yeasty, briny aroma to them.
 
2014-02-20 10:47:46 AM
Next up: Cokie Roberts-brand anal beads.
 
2014-02-20 11:08:09 AM

Ebenator: Next up: Cokie Roberts-brand anal beads.


And for the gents, a Hugh Downs buttplug.
 
2014-02-20 11:19:57 AM

James!: FirstNationalBastard: I can't wait for the Barbara Walters fleshlight.

You coould just wet a paper bag.



Yep... this looks about right.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-20 11:23:06 AM
I found this when I did a GIS for Wet Paper Bag to get the image above. Now I understand that this is not related to the thread, but it is FARK worthy.

www.lonesomespizza.com
 
2014-02-20 12:20:21 PM
Surprised that they didn't go with Martha Stewart. Her name is plastered on tons of stuff, from dish towels to pet toys, that she knows nothing about. Vibrators would *puts on sunglasses* fit right in. YEEAAHHH!
 
2014-02-20 02:58:20 PM

Brick-House: James!: FirstNationalBastard: I can't wait for the Barbara Walters fleshlight.

You coould just wet a paper bag.


Yep... this looks about right.

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Or even closer to what her skunk bunker would feel and look like:

thescienceofeating.com

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-20 05:08:39 PM
You whelps just don't understand the pleasures of a mature woman. I bet Babs would rock your world and make you come hard enough to break glass with your money shot.
 
2014-02-20 05:19:59 PM
Is there a phrase for when "might not have thought that through" just won't cover the enormity of a poor choice? Look, barbara walters is many things. But a sex symbol, just..no. I'm sure she was pretty in her youth, but she's been in "more respect as a journalist" territory for what, 2 decades now?
 
2014-02-21 10:46:51 AM
www.joblo.com
 
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