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(The State)   Oregon company sells Edward Snowden action figure. Instead of wetting itself, the doll just constantly leaks   ( divider line
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1836 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 1:24 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 08:47:56 AM  
HOTY contender.
2014-02-20 10:21:54 AM  
Kind of a stretch of have a sysadmin "action" figure.  More like inaction figure based on how long it took them to install my printer.  amyrite?

/off to the sales dept lunch with my bros
2014-02-20 03:57:05 PM  
Maybe I can put my Edward Snowden action figure next to my Rob Ford  "Robbie Bobby"
bobblehead, friends, they aren't  "action figures", they're DOLLS...just like
Betsy Wetsy...
2014-02-20 04:19:39 PM  

Diogenes: HOTY contender.

2014-02-20 04:48:50 PM  

syberpud: Kind of a stretch of have a sysadmin "action" figure.  More like inaction figure based on how long it took them to install my printer.  amyrite?

/off to the sales dept lunch with my bros

I read your email.
2014-02-20 09:50:15 PM  
. . . and then it steals your credit card info and all your account passwords to buy a one-way ticket to Communist China, followed by Neo-Soviet Russia.
2014-02-21 02:19:22 AM  
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2014-02-21 08:29:13 AM  
bravo subby. very good.
2014-02-21 10:17:55 AM  
Sources say it'll turn a temp job it sought out specifically into a worldwide fiasco and a cushy job with the russian government...
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