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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Staff gives up money to armed robber under threat of being cut into eight equal-sized pieces   ( divider line
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3840 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 10:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 11:08:25 AM  
2 votes:
I usually only get my medium pizzas sliced into 6 slices because that's usually enough for me. I don't think I could eat all eight.
2014-02-20 11:28:46 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like we have a new AK-47 assault pizza cutter to fear.
2014-02-20 10:54:40 AM  
1 vote:
See, this is the stupid shiat that happens when you outlaw guns.

Robber looks stupid for using it, clerks look stupid for giving in to his demands.

Now when you walk in with a shotgun, you gets respect, yo.
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