ristst: Despite being called an octopus on a couple first dates I really have no clue on this subject.
Prey4reign: [...] The reporter turned the broadcast back to the anchor, who turned to the weather girl sitting next to him and said: "Wow, did you see the size of that octopus's testicles? They were huge."
AFJuvat1: No,They don't.Best case under perfect conditions, they only live 2 years.
dryknife: Cuttlefish are more cuddly.
Lando Lincoln: No. They don't live very long. And they really know how to escape from tanks.
cherryl taggart: Fark, you disappoint me. Now, I gotta go fetch the NOPE, NOPE, NOPE gif.
cwheelie: I'm coming to the conclusion I need to stop eating them - they're so damn smart, it's almost like eating a sentient being.....
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: You might think so, but they're smart and they have eight whirling legs sharp beaks. One minute you're taking a pleasant stroll through the park. The next, you're flat on your butt with two black eyes, a face full of ink and frayed leash in your hand, wondering why you got out of bed that morning.
Kanemano: your pet store does carry octopus food. it's called other fish
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