Lando Lincoln: No. They don't live very long. And they really know how to escape from tanks.
Kanemano: your pet store does carry octopus food. it's called other fish
dryknife: Cuttlefish are more cuddly.
kidsizedcoffin: Who's that man with the three piece suit?Makin' a doll with a log and fruitWho's that man with the eight strong legs?Tried to make me breakfast but he broke my eggs
AFJuvat1: No,They don't.Best case under perfect conditions, they only live 2 years.
BetterMetalSnake: I have one I use to refill my fountain pen.Neither of us likes the process.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: You might think so, but they're smart and they have eight whirling legs sharp beaks. One minute you're taking a pleasant stroll through the park. The next, you're flat on your butt with two black eyes, a face full of ink and frayed leash in your hand, wondering why you got out of bed that morning.
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