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(AsiaOne)   You know you're talented when you're one of the most sought-after sex workers at the local sex worker camp--even though you're in the last few months of your pregnancy   ( divider line
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10920 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 9:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 09:49:55 AM  
7 votes:
See that, ladies?  This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money.  All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace.  Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?
2014-02-20 10:02:27 AM  
3 votes:
This one time, at sex camp,,,,
2014-02-20 10:20:27 AM  
2 votes:

Enormous-Schwanstucker: LowbrowDeluxe: pregnant sex is awesome.  Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc.  Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed.  I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

/Don't judge me.
//Okay, judge me.
///That was probably a pretty judgement-worthy thing to say.

My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.

Your babby formed instead of frommed? I am truely sorry for your lots.
2014-02-20 10:00:40 AM  
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: How else does she expect to pay for the little bastard.

The kid, or the boyfriend?
2014-02-20 09:47:05 AM  
2 votes:

The moment you realize that women are just not into you.
2014-02-20 11:45:01 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not gay, you stupid fark. should be
2014-02-20 11:31:30 AM  
1 vote:
Not what I had in mind when I paid for a threesome
2014-02-20 11:25:25 AM  
1 vote:
Id often find pictures of saggy, overweight, or exceedingly assymetrical knockers (cock-eyed nipple is my favorite) for people requesting BIE in threads in my younger days. I imagine there have been some priceless reactions, Ive even had guys ask for more.

/*New E-Mail Notification - Subj: Hi Im a frisky Farkette from the BIE thread earlier...*.
//"Alright! A pic of some cute Farkettes titties! " *click*
/// PepperoniNipplesOnA-Cups.jpg
2014-02-20 10:51:33 AM  
1 vote:

Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .

What is wrong with the statement you quoted? I dealt with it twice, something close to 18 months of my life,have heard relatives and coworkers etc. relate to it, and a few Farkers in this short thread also agreed. Quick glance at your profile seems like you probably dont like men as much as other women, which might account for the disparity.

/apologies for the farkers who had to endure 9 months of the opposite
//you guys mustve gotten some awesome level 80 accounts and some memorable raids out of it though
2014-02-20 10:27:07 AM  
1 vote:

CleanAndPure: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Or the opposite... differs with different women. My wife had zero sex drive starting the moment of conception.

Really? She seemed fine to me.

/I keed!!!
2014-02-20 10:20:58 AM  
1 vote:
SAD, is it? You know, she reminds me of another girl, a lovely thing I once acquired from a Lysine pleasure house. And she wasn't happy. Girls from the Lysine pleasure houses are extremely expensive, and this one wasn't making me any money...I had no idea how to make her happy, and no idea how to mitigate my losses. One day, a very wealthy patron offered me a tremendous amount of money to let him transform this lovely, sad girl: to use her in ways that would never occur to most men. I will not say he succeeded in making her happy, but my losses were definitely mitigated.
2014-02-20 10:16:28 AM  
1 vote:
Waiting to turn in their altered cable boxes during the amnesty period.
2014-02-20 10:12:35 AM  
1 vote:
It's all about creating buzz. Facebook buys Whatsapp for $19B and I am suddenly downloading the app. Pregnant chicks are forced into prostitution and now I am....
2014-02-20 10:06:05 AM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: 0.0

I have never been on a camping trip like that.

If you woke up in the woods one morning with your pants around your ankles, covered from head to toe in Wesson OilTM, and a can of Redi-WhipTM in your hand, would you tell anyone?  Well, would you?!!

Good.  You wanna go camping?
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